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DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-06 ("Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2006 | DUmmie benburch, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/07/2006 5:52:11 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember the dopey DUmmie plan to surround the White House or some such nonsense? It has been almost completely FORGOTTEN because it just fizzled out completely. One big reason is that it would have actually required the DUmmies to remove their carcasses from in front of their computer screens and actually DO something (which is why DUAC also flopped). Well, they haven't given up. DUmmie benburch, in his reliably nutcase way, has come up with another KOOKIE plan that requires the DUmmies to converge on Washington as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now." And in case you think the DUmmies are embarrassed by this thread that calls for the DUmmies to bypass the constitution via REVOLUTION, you would be WRONG since this dopey thread made their GREATEST page. So let us now watch the DUmmies try to convince us in Bolshevik Red that they can actually tear themselves away from their computer screen to bring about the downfall of the EVIL Bush Regime in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent predicting that even DUmmie benburch will be a No-Show, is in the [brackets]:

Lets not WAIT for Impeachment. Lets throw them out now.

[YAWN! ANOTHER call to action by DUmmie benburch that he WON'T be following up on.]

I think we should all get in our cars, get on trains, rent busses, go to DC, and exercise our rights to Petition the Government for Redress and peacefully occupy the entire city and keep anything from happening there until the whole Bush Administration resigns. The whole f*cking thing. Top to bottom.

[Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. The reality is that you won't get past the driveway in your tricycle before you feel the allure of the computer screen beckoning you to return to the basement again, DUmmie benburch.]

The worlds biggest flash mob.

[The flash mob just went POOF! And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmie Peanut Gallery chiming in on yet ANOTHER dopey benburch Alternate Reality plan.]

America Storms the White House to remove the corrupt regime. Any where else it would have happened already.

[It was already supposed to have happened a few weeks ago but completely FIZZLED OUT when the DUmmies realized there would be massive No-Shows.]

what the hell would they do? Nothing could stop a million people from going and doing wherever the hell they wanted to. It's a very scary thought.

[A million? You're gonna have to struggle to get a dozen (which won't include benburch) mental cases to show up.]

I am broke, but I would pull money out of savings... and take a bus. Nothing is more important than ridding this country of the lying, pre-emptive warring, nuke-mongering, murdering regime.

[Hit on benburch by telling him that he is just $10 away from sending a DUmmie to Washington, D.C. to attend the non-event that he will be avoiding as usual.]

LETS DO IT!

[Or at least promise to watch it on C-SPAN from your comfy sofa.]

This isn't even a protest. This is citizens using a constitutional right that is rarely used.

[Thus spaketh Constitutional Scholar, benburch, citing the imaginary section of the Constitution which allows a mob in the streets to force a President out of office.]

I don't think they'd be able to do much about it....... A million+ sincere and hopefully orderly citizens showing up to glare at them (peacefully) is not an insurrection. They would think long and hard about Kent State and Tianenmon Square before they used force against a peaceful gathering. I think they'd try to just wait us out. Four dead in O-HI-O wasn't very good publicity for 'em last time.

[And only four DUmmies showing up won't be very good publicity for you this time.]

Then let them shoot me first.

[...Typed DUmmie benburch bravely while washing down another slice of pizza with orange soda in the midst of valiantly manning his keyboard outpost before emitting another impotent BURP!]

My worry is that * would use something like this as a pretense to declare martial law.

[Your worry is that "*" wouldn't even notice the four DUmmies who make up the entirety of that "vast" mob.]

OR-everyone stay HOME for 2-3 weeks. No work, or purchases or trades of any kind. Go to your keyboards & stay resolute. Hands in pockets. This also would work and would perhaps only require 15-20 million irate Americans who have lost key liberties-jobs outsourced-relatives dying in illegal, immoral wars-our planet being destroyed-dollar collapsing in trillions of dollars of all time record debt. Social Security Fund is rumoured to be emptied--etc.etc.etc.

[Finally a proposal that the DUmmies can actually get behind. Just sit in front of their computer screens for a couple of weeks doing nothing. Something the DUmmies are well practiced at. DUAC! DUAC!]

If there was really a way to coordinate that - I'd be right at the rear!

[You'll be taking up the rear in your computer chair.]

Not a coup, a capitualtion. Make them resign, and then replace them Constitutionally.

[DUmmie benburch is under the illusion that one day Bush will look out his window, see a handful of ragged DUmmies in Lafayette Park, and then immediately resign along with his entire administration. So what drug have you been snorting lately, benburch?]

But don't we need the ANSWER Coalition to lead us ... so So the message of the march could be "sharpened" to be mainly about differently-abled Palestinian lesbians who are denied custody rights in the rain forests of East Timor?

[LOL! Very FUnnie you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Yep, A.N.S.W.E.R. is I.N.S.A.N.E.

[And DUmmie benburch is N.U.T.S.]

KICK THE MUTHERF*CKERS OUT NOW!!!!!!!!!! For those who can't go that far away, we should all do something locally this weekend!!!

[Like hitting the ctl-alt-delete button in protest?]

Surround it like we surrounded his Ranch. Make it impossible for him to live there. Make it impossible for the government to conduct business. No need to storm the White House! A million people in the streets will do the trick.

[So why don't YOU set an example, DUmmie benburch, and GO to Washington NOW? Or do you just plan to watch, as usual, on C-SPAN?]

No need for affirmative action. Just by being there we would make it impossible to move around even though we would take no action to prevent that.

[No affirmative action? Does this mean that the number of the Sanity Challenged can go no higher than 90% at this non-demonstration?]

And have a V for Vendetta moment on Halloween right before the election... and get all of our V masks, our Russ Feingold masks, etc. and storm the capitol just like the movie.

[Maybe you can have a V for Vieira moment since new NBC Today co-host, Meredith Vieira, likes to make common ground with you DUmmies by marching in leftist demonstrations. As to the Russ Feingold mask...Great idea! Crazy Nerd masks should be a big Halloween hit this year.]

Every Democratic member of Congress, and any Republican members ... actually serving their oath of office should be at the White House at 9am EDT, 7 April 2006, demanding the immediate resignation of Bush And Cheney. We then would begin the decades-long, arduous task of rebuilding the Republic and restoring America as a law abiding member of the community of Nations.

[As I type this, we are only a half hour away from that deadline. Can it be pulled off? Oh, the tension is killing me!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: anarchists; anarchy; antigovernmenttypes; benburch; bigbabies; bushhaters; callawaaambulance; dummies; flashmob; holdingmybreath; impeachment; overthrow; riotinthestreets; ruleoflaw; sedition; turnblue; unconstitutional; whatapantload
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To: Right Cal Gal
LOL. I am a long way from San Francisco, but I would bet that Washington area commuters and the SF commuters are about the same.

Case in point; A few years back, some nutwad climbed up on the Woodrow Wilson bridge screaming loudly about jumping, (The bridge is part of the beltway and spans the Potomac joining Virginia and Maryland). Anyway, traffic on both sides of the bridge was stopped while the cops tried to talk dude down. Dude was not having any, and the cops just let him stay.

Meanwhile, traffic was backed up for miles and miles. A local radio station started interviewing people stuck on the beltway. Nice little ladies were saying thing like, "Why don't the police just shoot the b*****, that ass.... has been up there for hours. Just shoot the f***** and be done with it..." People went absolutely ape. People were offering to "just shoot the stupid b******" themselves

The commuting situation here is so fragile that if one street is closed, traffic backs up for miles. DC is about 60 square miles, and the federal district, that is where most of the governmental building are located is about 10 miles of that.

Gone are the days when you could take a nice drive into work from the Maryland or Virginia suburb's.
41 posted on 04/07/2006 7:45:50 AM PDT by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: alarm rider

Oh I wish they would try. Open armed rebellion and insurrection and attempt to overthrow the constitutionally elected government and installation of a dictatorship run by the UN, Amnesty, and ACLU would put an end to the DUmmie party once and for all.


42 posted on 04/07/2006 7:53:25 AM PDT by noobiangod
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To: PJ-Comix

In all seriousness, I've seen a person crack to where he required confinement to a mental hospital; many of these DUmmieland posts say to me that major "events" are imminent and inevitable for many of the individuals and whatever "community" DU represents as a whole.

Quite frankly, I believe that we will soon see random, crazy, futile vandalism / protests that might be intended to be domestic terrorism, but not the "organized" stuff (ELF et al) that we've seen so far. It'll be racheted up to the kind of inexplicably complete detachment from reality that will result in somebody painting his body with slogans, picking up a torch, and running into an airplane propeller and think that he's starting The Revolution.


43 posted on 04/07/2006 8:00:37 AM PDT by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: PJ-Comix
OR-everyone stay HOME for 2-3 weeks. No work, or purchases or trades of any kind. Go to your keyboards & stay resolute. Hands in pockets.

This has me laughing hysterically!! The image of DUmmies sitting in front of their computers, staring resolutely at a blank screen, convinced this will bring about the demise of the EVIL Bush regime, is too much!! LOL

44 posted on 04/07/2006 8:07:50 AM PDT by jellybean (Illegal immigration: The modern slavery)
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To: PJ-Comix

Man, it's after 11:OO A.M.

Did I miss it?


45 posted on 04/07/2006 8:14:37 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: alarm rider
The Police would not be needed at all, nasty and irritated commuters would just riot.

It wouldn't be too bad -- after all, DC has the strictest gun laws in the country, so at least no one would get shot. ;-)

46 posted on 04/07/2006 8:14:56 AM PDT by maryz
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To: PJ-Comix
Then let them shoot me first.

Sounds good to me.

47 posted on 04/07/2006 8:18:01 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: gate2wire

Did I miss it? It's 11:27 and I must have missed the Fox News Alert...


48 posted on 04/07/2006 8:26:40 AM PDT by queenkathy (My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice)
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To: queenkathy

No news yet. Must be a news blackout.


49 posted on 04/07/2006 8:30:26 AM PDT by gate2wire
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To: mozrock
You have no idea. I actually spend more time in DUmmieland than I do on FR. Because, well, it's both amusing and entertaining to see what depths of foolishness and depravity these idiots can plunge. Also, the depravity bit isn't quite as entertaining as the other. But it's very educational.
50 posted on 04/07/2006 8:45:41 AM PDT by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: EricT.

LOL! You're right. I completely overlooked that.


51 posted on 04/07/2006 8:49:18 AM PDT by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"We then would begin the decades-long, arduous task of rebuilding the Republic and restoring America as a law abiding member of the community of Nations."

What an idiot! How do you rebuild a "Repbulic" by handing over soveriegnty to a community of nations.


52 posted on 04/07/2006 9:06:17 AM PDT by CSM (Liberalism is a disease. FreeRepublic is the antidote. - Mindbender26, 3/29/2006)
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To: PJ-Comix
Then let them shoot me first.

Oh, real brave coming from someone who 1) won't even bother going, when it comes down to it, and 2) already has delusions of being on a BFEE "hit list" because he archives a few nutjob radio broadcasts on a web page.

53 posted on 04/07/2006 9:34:59 AM PDT by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix
My worry is that * would use something like this as a pretense to declare martial law.

Oh please... he'd probably serve you all some Texas BBQ... even if y'all could scrape up a 1/10 of a million, it'd be the best thing for W's poll numbers short of a public execution of Osama bin Laden.

54 posted on 04/07/2006 9:44:41 AM PDT by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix
LOL!

This one cracked me up!

Please put me on you pinglist

Those DUers are so entertaining!

55 posted on 04/07/2006 9:46:03 AM PDT by Pippin (Deus Meus Omnia!)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>>And have a V for Vendetta moment on Halloween right before the election... and get all of our V masks, our Russ Feingold masks, etc. and storm the capitol just like the movie.

Wonder Twin Powers Activate!
56 posted on 04/07/2006 9:57:17 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (Watching the Left turn on Senator McCain amuses me somehow....)
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To: PJ-Comix
HAHAHA!! I thought they were supposed to "Storm the White House" last month! What ever happened to that plan?HAHA!!

What a bunch of DUmmies!!! HAHAHA!!!

57 posted on 04/07/2006 10:06:22 AM PDT by blinachka (Vechnaya Pamyat Daddy... xoxo)
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To: PJ-Comix
I figured out how to get them to keep their promises to leaving the country if Bush won another election.

Posting a thread explaining that it's a Rovian plot to keep the true story from the masses - the French are rioting because they hate Bush!

I'll chip in for their one way tickets. :)
58 posted on 04/07/2006 10:08:19 AM PDT by BlessedByLiberty (Respectfully submitted,)
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To: PJ-Comix

dear FBI,

The Democratic Underground are plotting to overthrow our government. Thought you might like to investigate.

BG&R


59 posted on 04/07/2006 10:09:30 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (what?)
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To: cripplecreek
I thought there was another one of those "shut down the economy by not buying anything" days around the election, too. And as I recall, when the government was shut down in 1994, the Democrats thought that was absolutely unthinkable-- how did we all survive?
60 posted on 04/07/2006 10:17:11 AM PDT by GraceCoolidge
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