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DUmmie FUnnies 03-23-06 (DUmmies Hail Bush Hating ABC News Exec)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 23, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/23/2006 5:42:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix

As soon as I read the e-mail of ABC News Exec, John Green, I KNEW he would be hailed in DUmmieland as a fellow loon. It didn't take long for the DUmmies to send their kisses to Green which you can see in this THREAD titled, "ABC NEWS EXEC: 'BUSH MAKES ME SICK'; E-MAIL REVEALED." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if John Green is already a registered DUmmie posting to crazed threads about LIHOP, MIHOP, and how Karl Rove manipulates EVERYTHING that happens in politics. Matt Drudge says this story is still developing and if it turns out that Green is a DUmmie, that would be a very INTERESTING development. However, is anybody really surprised that there is a network news exec who is crazed in his hatred of Bush. I am sure there are lots more like him (and former anchors like Dan Rather) who are just as LOONEY as the DUmmies in their hatred of Bush in particular and conservatives in general. So let us now watch the DUmmies praise their new Bush Hating Hero in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what is the DUmmie screen name of John Green, is in the [brackets]:

ABC NEWS EXEC: 'BUSH MAKES ME SICK'; E-MAIL REVEALED

[Find out his DUmmie screen name and put a gold star beside it!]

A top producer at ABC NEWS declared "Bush makes me sick" in an email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.

John Green, currently executive producer of the weekend edition of GOOD MORNING AMERICA, unloaded on the president in an ABC company email obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT.

"If he uses the 'mixed messages' line one more time, I'm going to puke," Green complained.

The blunt comments by Green, along with other emails obtained by the DRUDGE REPORT, further reveal the inner workings of the nation's news outlets.

A friend of Green's at ABC says Green is mortified by the email. "John feels so badly about this email. He is a straight shooter and great producer who is always fair. That said, he deeply regrets the sentiment expressed in the email and the embarrassment it causes ABC News."

Developing...

[John Green is ONLY mortified because he has been PROVEN in his own words to be a Bush Hating loon. Most likely his fellow journalists will give him an AWARD just like they did to Dan Rather after he based a report on forged documents. BTW, I like that "Devloping..." touch by Matt Drudge. Can there be MORE loonie e-mails out there authored by this same clown?

too bad its never said on air...

[Maybe not in those exact words but the shows he produces have that SAME theme. HATE BUSH! BUSH'S FAULT!]

How soon before he gets fired? Did the NSA intercept this message?

[Since he is with ABC News, he most likely will be PROMOTED. And the NSA does not need to intercept this message. They can read all about YOUR looooniness on the DUmmie FUnnies.]

If this e-mail is ONE AND 1/2 YEARS OLD, Rove has to be involved.

[Ah yes. Rove is involved in EVERYTHING.]

I also wonder if there's eavesdropping & invasion into private e-mail accounts going on to serve this administration's dirty politics. This is exactly why I'm with Feingold about holding this administration accountable on NSA spying. The NSA could be Rove's candy store.

[Are you also with Feingold in restricting the free speach rights of Blogs via McCain-FEINGOLD?]

Nice catch. I believe you are correct. ABC's getting Roved.

[Mary Mapes also got Roved...and then smoked a cigarette afterwards.]

Write, write, write. Duers, we need to help him out. Bush makes us all sick!!!

[Send out a DUmmie greeting party to John Green so he can fully bond with the LOOOONS.]

Note to Green: know the person you are sending emails too before you send them...

[Note to Green: probably NOT a good idea to send private e-mails via a handheld wireless Blackberry.]

BTW Mr. Green, he makes me sick too!

[It soooo touching how DUmmies bond with Green.]

I'd rather know a particular news organization's bias than have them pretend to be "fair and balanced."

[Green's e-mail only confirmed what we already know about the bias of ABC News.]

Yeah, it is DEVELOPING, all right. Am I the only one who sees a creepily coordinated effort to COW THE BOLD PRESS, yet again? See, they stopped being mindless stenographers as Nitwit's poll numbers fell, and they HAVE to be put in their place. It started with that PLANTED question in West Virginia yesterday...and it continues with this Drudge bullshit today. I smell ROVESTINK all over this!

[I smell FARTSTINK all over you.]

No you are not the only one who smells Rove's stench. I think we all do, even the corporate media. Their game is so obvious, tired and old. My fear is what they'll do when they see their propaganda no longer working, because they cannot go anywhere. Even Gonzales admits they could be tried for war crimes under another administration, and there is no statute of limitations on those.

[John Green---Meet your cheerleaders.]

Grow a spine Green. How about saying "You're damn right I said it, I meant it, kiss my ass.".

[That's what Green would LIKE to say but hauling in that fat ABC News paycheck forces him to PRETEND to be embarrassed by his Bush Hating.]

Dear Mr. Green,

The worst thing you can do is to apologize for your email. You have lots of company, at least two thirds of this country and most of the world. Demand to know who gave your private email to Drudge and please publish the name of the recipient which Drudge blacked out. It seems you and probably most of the press have been illegally under surveillance. Write to Russ Feingold, make a FOIA request to find out who was spying on you. Get angry, not apologetic. They'll try to fire you no matter how much you apologize, they have no right to do so based on illegally acquired personal information. Fight, and then sue if they fire you. Watch what happens when you stand up to them the way the Dixie Chicks did, eg. You'll be a hero for telling the truth and for demanding that this illegal spying on Americans is revealed.

Sincerely,
Catrina XXXXX

[Dear Mr. Green,

Don't apologize. Blame Bush. And hold out for a 6 figure book contract from St. Martins Press.

Sincerely,
Mary Mapes]

Make this backfire on Rove!

[Did you copy and paste that from your CBS Memogate post in 2004?]

Why is the recipient's name blacked out?? And why is Mr. Green embarrassed to have said what over 60% of Americans feel, and practically the entire world? I hope he doesn't go apologizing, he'll be fired anyway, so he may as well tell the truth ~ despite his own personal feelings, he and the entire presscorps, covered for this totally criminal and sickening administration. Maybe if we write to him to let him know he has much support. I'm sure his email is being flooded by irate Freepers right now.

[Dear Mr Green---Congrats! You are as NUttie as we are. Your new fans---The DUmmies.]

The "report" implies Drudge has more emails, not neccessarily...originating from Green. The phrase "inner workings of the nation's news outlets" hints to me that Green is not the only one who had his email intercepted and then fed to Drudge. It's almost like someone had these for a long time and now has found a use for them (stepping-up the attack on the free press).

[One can only hope.]

and here we thought it was only us who hated this SOB I guess its just everyone.

[Almost everyone in the MSM so you have a LOT of company.]

I sense danger.
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something Rovian this way comes!

[Tinfoil Hat Haiku.]

PSYOPS PEOPLE! This is all part of the "anti-media propaganda" campaign. It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that this email was "revealed" by such an operative in coordination with Rove's anti-media message machine.

[It is well known that Lithium is embedded in your brain.]

Hope they don't "Black Bag" him

[SeeBS will "Brown Bag" him by taking Green to lunch and offer him a BETTER job as a reward for his Bush Bashing.]


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KEYWORDS: abcnews; dummies; johngreen; liberalmedia
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To: PJ-Comix
[Tinfoil Hat Haiku.]

Tinfoil hat haikus:
It's all the fault of Karl Rove
Or else it's the Jooooooos!

Cherry blossoms bloom,
Then fall from Washington's trees.
Global warming! Doom!

Conspiracies warm
Up my brain. Through my tinfoil
hat, microwaves swarm.

41 posted on 03/23/2006 7:32:11 PM PST by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix
It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks.

This is because of all the black SUVs in the parking lot! :-)

42 posted on 03/23/2006 7:40:19 PM PST by CAluvdubya (The ignorant defeatocrats have declared war on the War On Terror!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 50 like a turtle on speed!


43 posted on 03/23/2006 7:42:41 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (GOP Blend Coffee--"Coffee for Conservative Taste!" Go to www.gopetc.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
"It started with that PLANTED question in West Virginia yesterday"

Poor DUmmies, that "planted" question that's being talked about all over the country today. The "planted" question that shown the truth to the Rats, that their hopes of taking control of the Congress in Nov are officially dead.
That's a "planted" question, but Helen "bulldog" Thomas' questions aren't.
Anybody heard when the concentration camps are gonna get started up, so we can watch all the DUmmies in one place, and on live TV? I got my memo from Rove, and the psyops team, but I misplaced it while tampering with the Diebolds.
44 posted on 03/23/2006 7:54:26 PM PST by rikkir (The DUmmies are just "$10 away" from impeachment!)
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To: rikkir

***I got my memo from Rove, and the psyops team, but I misplaced it while tampering with the Diebolds.***

FOUND IT! It was Right Next To The Super-Secret Hurricane Steering Machine.....


45 posted on 03/23/2006 8:03:24 PM PST by tcrlaf
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To: PJ-Comix
"PSYOPS PEOPLE! This is all part of the "anti-media propaganda" campaign. It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that this email was "revealed" by such an operative in coordination with Rove's anti-media message machine".

Haven't the Dummies figured out that Rove and the NSA watch each and every one of them from Rove's super double secret cubicle hidden in the basement of the White House and when the time is right they will all be rounded up, sent to Gitmo, and tortured.

46 posted on 03/23/2006 8:07:52 PM PST by skimask (Ezekiel: 25/17)
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To: tcrlaf

Cool, my SSHSM is still in the box would you email me the assembly instructions?


47 posted on 03/23/2006 8:08:15 PM PST by rikkir (The DUmmies are just "$10 away" from impeachment!)
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To: visualops

LOL!!!


48 posted on 03/23/2006 8:40:03 PM PST by BlessedByLiberty (Respectfully submitted,)
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To: skimask
Haven't the Dummies figured out that Rove and the NSA watch each and every one of them from Rove's super double secret cubicle hidden in the basement of the White House and when the time is right they will all be rounded up, sent to Gitmo, and tortured.

Well, I hope they do torture at gitmo better than abu ghraib. Panties on their heads are just party favors for these maroons.

49 posted on 03/23/2006 9:10:06 PM PST by gardencatz (Luckily I never have to worry about being one of their 72 virgins)
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To: PJ-Comix

It's not easy being Green.

50 posted on 03/23/2006 10:10:22 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Yo, Mike, you vant us to unpimp zis ting lemme hear you say 'vat.'")
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To: PJ-Comix
Watch what happens when you stand up to them the way the Dixie Chicks did,

Like go down the toilet?

51 posted on 03/23/2006 10:24:52 PM PST by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: PJ-Comix

These paranoid nitwits must check behind their couches and in their closets for a lurking Karl Rove every night before going to bed.


52 posted on 03/24/2006 4:24:18 AM PST by RogueIsland (.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It is well known that US military Psyops are embedded at all the major networks.

"It is well known" = "I like the sound of this, so who cares if I'm making it up on the spot"

53 posted on 03/24/2006 5:38:50 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix
It seems you and probably most of the press have been illegally under surveillance.

Let's play "which is more likely?":

Scenario #1
The NSA has been secretly conducting surveillance on the news media to see if they don't like Bush (who knew?), and then a year-and-a-half later, Rove leaks this info as part of a craftily coordinated campaign to discret the media.

Scenario #2
An ABC employee, probably disgruntled, leaks an internal email to Drudge.

54 posted on 03/24/2006 5:44:39 AM PST by kevkrom ("...no one has ever successfully waged a war against stupidity" - Orson Scott Card)
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>

I sense danger.
By the pricking of my thumbs
Something Rovian this way comes!

>>>>

That was actually funny. I credit DU with an occasional spark of humor and inventiveness.
55 posted on 03/24/2006 5:54:06 AM PST by .cnI redruM ("Brother, you can believe in stones, as long as you don't throw them at me. - W. Sultan)
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To: nina0113
Re our earlier discussions: How often do you get panicked requests to call back an e-mail?

LOL! It has happened. Best recent one is when I had to talk a remote user through finding her CD ROM drive.

'As you push the various buttons on the computer case, eventually one of them will cause a small tray to slide out...' :-)

56 posted on 03/24/2006 6:30:37 AM PST by Riley ("What color is the boathouse at Hereford?")
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To: tcrlaf
It was Right Next To The Super-Secret Hurricane Steering Machine.....

Don't you love the way he's going to steer one up to New England this year, to pay them back for being blue states? It was really nice to warn all the conservatives early, so they'd have time to get out.

57 posted on 03/24/2006 6:41:18 AM PST by nina0113
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To: rikkir

Somehow I missed it. What was the "planted' question?


58 posted on 03/24/2006 7:17:32 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: chesley

Planted question - I think they're referring to the one that has been all over the media in the past couple of days. Apparently, when President Bush was speaking in West Virginia, a woman in the audience stood up and asked a question/made a comment pertaining to the constant barrage of negative media coverage of Iraq, and she received a standing ovation.


59 posted on 03/24/2006 2:22:40 PM PST by Purrcival (It's another Perfect Rovian Storm!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Isn't he [Will Pitt] in Chicago looking for vote fraud?


60 posted on 03/24/2006 2:29:19 PM PST by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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