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DUmmie FUnnies 03-17-06 (Head DUmmie Skinner Suggests Samarra Assault Propaganda Ploy)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 17, 2006 | DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/17/2006 6:35:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

As soon as I heard about the Operation Swarmer air and ground assault upon Samarra, I KNEW the DUmmies would claim that it is merely a propaganda ploy to divert attention from Bush's (media manipulated) poll ratings. However, despite my expectation of typical DUmmie behavior, I never expected them to be sooooo STUPID as this THREAD, "Does the US Military often do this type of operation in broad daylight?" posted by Head DUmmie Skinner. Yes, STUPIDITY in DUmmieland does pour from the TOP down. Of course, DUmmie Skinner could have spent about half a minute checking the FACTS on this operation in Google but the results would have RUINED his dopey insinuation. So let us now analyze Skinner's stupidity (and the rest of the DUmmies) in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, letting DUmmie Skinner know there is a thing called SEARCH ENGINES to check the FACTS, is in the [brackets]:

Does the US Military often do this type of operation in broad daylight?

[DUhhhhhmmmmmie!!! All you had to do, Skinner, was GOOGLE the FACTS and you would have found THIS. Key sentence for you:

"Iraqi army and police forces, backed by U.S. helicopters launched a pre-dawn offensive against insurgents in the Jallamarea from several directions," a source from Salahudin province told thje Xinhua news agency.

DUhhhhhhmmmmie!!! "Pre-dawn" means BEFORE the sun rises. DUhhhhhhmmmmie!!!]

EarlG and I are sitting here in the office watching these pictures on CNN and we both commented on the fact that it looks like a beautiful day in Iraq which makes for really great pictures.

[Since Operation Swarmer is to take SEVERAL days, you will (SURPRISE! SURPRISE!) also see photos of daytime shots of the assault. Now if you are a news organization and have to choose between nighttime photos where you see almost nothing or daytime shots where things are seen clearly, which photos do you suppose they will use? DUhhhhhmmie!!!]

Neither of us knows anything about military tactics, or typical procedures for the US military. We were hoping there might be some veterans here or other military experts who could tell us if this is typical. We were kind of under the impression that major military operations usually took place at night. Do we have any experts here who can give us some idea of how common it is for these things to occur in broad daylight?

[Neither of you are not only know NOTHING about military tactics but you both flat out just plain know NOTHING. See, DUmmie Skinner, when a military operation is launched PRE-DAWN and is scheduled to last several days, the sun will actually RISE in the middle of such an operation thus yielding the broad daylight photos you saw. DUhhhhhhmmie!!!]

Bingo! Propaganda Assault !!! Just what I was thinking ... New Video ...... Dept. of Defense .... running on CNN all day.

[An UnterDUmmie chimes in with equal stupidity.]

Very astute observation on your part. It would seem that these operations would take place under the cover of night instead of the broad daylight where they could be shot down... I am not military, just an observation....

[Operation Swarmer was launched PRE-DAWN. DUmmie Skinner wasn't astute enough to figure out that the sun RISES in the morning. DUhhhhhhmmie!!!]

Skinner that's exactly what it is.... It's all about the propaganda photos....

[DUhhhhhhhmmie!!!]

Propaganda to ease sagging enlistments? Hey kids, things around the 'hood getting boring? Look at all the fun YOU could be having in the Army or Marines!

[How about easing the pressure on DUmmie Skinner's brain?]

I'd say * prefers to see the blood bath in broad daylight.

[DUmmie Skinner's brain has been hiding in the darkness.]

I think there's a real downside to this mechanized slaughter, both home and abroad. It energizes the anti-Bush folks here. It doesn't help our international image. It underscores that the whole "democracy" PR campaign in Iraq is a charade. Looks to me like Bush is killing the patient in order to save it.

[Actually, Skinner's dopey post highlighted the STUPIDITY of the DUmmies and their leftist cohorts. DUhhhhhhhmmie!!!]

Most operations are carried out at night. Most are done in the early morning when the sentries or guards are going to be the most tired. Also darkness masks your movements. Other then the propaganda value they may be conducting daytime operations due to the urban setting that the troops are operating in. Stealth and darkness is a soldiers friend.

[What part of "PRE-DAWN" don't you understand, DUhhhhhmmie?]

What did they name this one? Shock and AwShucks?

[DUhhhhmb and DUhhhhmber.]

The video I saw had troops being dropped in the middle of nowhere.

[aka the middle of Skinner's skull.]

It's OPERATION HEY LOOK OVER THERE!! With color daylight video to accompany all that useful former general propaganda slathering over the TV news. Let's go back to real journalists giving us stories from the front lines with accompanying video.

[Find the CNN Operation Tailwind crew!]

I'm an idiot. It never even occured to me.

[It definitely OCCURRED to me that you're an idiot, my spelling-challenged little DUmmie.]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; operationswarmer; samarra; skinner
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To: epow

By the standards of MSM, more than 2 troops is a giant operation. It doesn't matter what is real or not. All that matters is how it is portrayed.


41 posted on 03/17/2006 7:43:46 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix; MikefromOhio

Mike, remember that video? LOL


42 posted on 03/17/2006 7:47:29 AM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: PJ-Comix
Good catch PJ. DUmmies see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe. I just watched a commercial for Olberman when he promised he would take the top 5 stories and tonight on his show he would tell the DUmmies what to think. That is what he meant even though he did use a little different language. He promised to 'explain' the news to them.
43 posted on 03/17/2006 7:58:52 AM PST by Ditter
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To: JRios1968

hehe yep :)


44 posted on 03/17/2006 8:02:38 AM PST by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq)
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To: MikefromOhio

Now I got coffee all over my keyboard!! LOL


45 posted on 03/17/2006 8:05:05 AM PST by JRios1968 (A DUmmie troll's motto: "Non cogito, ergo zot")
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To: Democratshavenobrains

That's a good point. An operation like this would have no effect on Bush's poll numbers. If anything, it reminds people that work still needs to be done in Iraq. Not exactly a brilliant political strategy to raise poll numbers. But, in a leftist's mind, everything is about Meeeeeee. So, Bush must have done this to say "hey, look at me, I'm important and can do anything I want." (Examples: leaders of North Korea and Venezuela)


46 posted on 03/17/2006 8:05:38 AM PST by faq
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To: socialismisinsidious
I'm just sitting here imagining exactly what the DUmmies would be saying IF this assault had been done "under the cover of night".......shouldn't delve too deeply into the mind of the paranoid.

That the US was slaughtering innocent women and children in their sleep, of course.

SD

47 posted on 03/17/2006 8:05:55 AM PST by SoothingDave
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To: JRios1968

LOL

It's 11:10 AM and I'm proud of myself. I haven't started drinking yet :)


48 posted on 03/17/2006 8:07:20 AM PST by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq)
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To: PJ-Comix
Neither of us knows anything about military tactics, or typical procedures for the US military.

Truer words were never spoken.

49 posted on 03/17/2006 8:16:23 AM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix

50?


50 posted on 03/17/2006 8:52:59 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix

after watching the video i see what caused brain damage in the majority of DUmmies. lol


51 posted on 03/17/2006 9:00:41 AM PST by ferri (Be Politically Incorrect: Support the Constitution!)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
But some giant operation like this still doesn't look good almost 3 years after the war started.

I don't understand. Why not?

52 posted on 03/17/2006 9:09:02 AM PST by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: beckysueb

"Major combat operations in Iraq are over"? The whole "Mission Accomplished" photo? And please no mention that the banner meant the ship's specific mission was accomplished. No one is believing that, even if it is true.


53 posted on 03/17/2006 9:22:09 AM PST by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix

next time give us a NSFW warning please...


54 posted on 03/17/2006 9:54:30 AM PST by CharlieOK1 (Conservative first, Republican by default)
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To: Democratshavenobrains
Major combat operations in Iraq are over"? The whole "Mission Accomplished" photo? And please no mention that the banner meant the ship's specific mission was accomplished. No one is believing that, even if it is true.

I believe the Mission Accomplished was the taking of Baghdad (s?) which we did brilliantly in just a few weeks.

55 posted on 03/17/2006 10:40:42 AM PST by beckysueb (Smoke 'em if you got ,em!)
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To: LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget
PJ clearly labeled it as a "DUmmie rocket scientist", which is an obvious tipoff. You were forewarned and have no right to complain.
56 posted on 03/17/2006 11:23:01 AM PST by Cheburashka (World's only Spatula City certified spatula repair and maintenance specialist!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Remember, that kind of painful stupidity came from their HEAD DUmmie---Skinner.

Actually, at times I bleed for the guy, my fellow alum; he makes all of us who were taught by professors from Yale look, uh, unenlightened at times.

57 posted on 03/17/2006 12:25:06 PM PST by franksolich (no one ever drowned in his own sweat)
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To: PJ-Comix

[DUhhhhhmmmmmie!!! All you had to do, Skinner, was GOOGLE the FACTS and you would have found THIS. Key sentence for you:

Yeah, the words "pre-dawn offensive" in that article sort of leap off the page, don't they?


58 posted on 03/17/2006 1:34:24 PM PST by Purrcival (To our brave men & women in Operation Swarmer: Go get 'em!)
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To: Democratshavenobrains

Sorry, but the media has twisted that whole "Mission Accomplished" thing. And yes, it DID apply to the specific mission of taking Baghdad and toppling Saddam. Anyone who thinks otherwise didn't listen to Bush's speech on that ship, where he SPECIFICALLY said that there was still a lot of work ahead, and he outlined what needed to be done. Plus, anyone who has EVER worked on a large, complex project should be able to understand that there is a large mission, made up of smaller missions. It's the media dolts and the DUmmies, who hate George Bush, who sought to make that banner mean more than it did -- and they've apparently gotten to you, too.


59 posted on 03/17/2006 2:19:31 PM PST by Purrcival (To our brave men & women in Operation Swarmer: Go get 'em!)
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To: PJ-Comix
...It doesn't help our international image. It underscores that the whole "democracy" PR campaign in Iraq is a charade.

What you DUmmies don't understand and can't get through your thick skulls is this; Our "international image" should be pure fear from our enemies, and awe from our allies!

Democracy is a "PR campaign," eh? Migawd but you people are stupid!

60 posted on 03/17/2006 3:18:01 PM PST by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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