Posted on 02/08/2006 3:09:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix
In the Bizarro World of the DUmmies, the PR disaster the Democrats created for themselves by politicizing the Coretta Scott King funeral wasn't really their fault. No, the true source of their problem is none other than Karl Rove who somehow manipulated the media and turned the public against them just like he did at the Paul Wellstone funeral. Therefore the DUmmies now believe that they need to somehow outflank Karl Rove and beat him at his own game as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Face it folks, Rove stole the funeral and ate your lunch." So for the DUmmies it is NOT a matter of what they actually do or how they behave. It is all a matter of how they are perceived in the PR game. Therefore let us now watch the DUmmie machinations in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, setting the DUmmie wash cycle to SPIN, is in the [brackets]:
Face it folks, Rove stole the funeral and ate your lunch
[And then blasted out your entire flatulent thought process in a smelly fart.]
And he did it by turning the media against two devoutly religious men, including a former President who works tirelessly for human rights. Bill Clinton, being wise to all things political, made himself and his wife untouchable; but the righteous indignation of men like Jimmy Carter and the good Reverend Lowery are, unfortunately, easy targets for the boy genius, who preys on the soft bigotry and hard partisanship pervasive in our media and our country.
[I can only begin to imagine the DUmmie OUTRAGE if Lowery and Jimmy Carter were similarly blasted at a funeral for a prominent conservative.]
Bush now gets to take the high road... having, once again, had his surrogates do his dirty work. He will appear before the cameras and at some point soon say he "appreciates freedom of speech". The media will be aglow with adulation for his ability to forgive and forget, and imply he should never have to face his critics again, especially African Americans.
[FUnnie but I don't remember Jimmy Carter being slammed at the Ronald Reagan funeral even though Jimmy's failure as a President brought about the Reagan landslide.]
When will our team figure out that theirs has absolutely zero scruples? Bush was not boxed in to attending the funeral. Rove saw a tremendous political opportunity to change the story... no matter that it was the funeral of Coretta Scott King. He can and will find a way to play the race card, the gay card, the cultural card of the day when given any opportunity, exploiting whomever he has to in order to seize the message.
[When will your team get a clue that you DON'T politicize funerals? Now that you have another backlash ala the Wellstone funeral, you are screeching that is all because of the EVIL machinations of Karl Rove.]
Being decent people, it's sometimes hard to realize the answer to the question "at long last sir, have you no decency" is a resounding NO. It is long past the time we came to that conclusion.
[Did you ask that "decency" question of Ted the Swimmer when he was slamming Alito over a satirical article that he did NOT write?]
It doesn't matter that we are right, it doesn't matter how outraged we get about this... unless you can overnight change the way people think (and so many still don't understand that funerals can actually be non-morbid events), we've lost this debate. So, rather than provide them with the echo chamber they desire, we should refocus our energy on the stories of the day that are penetrating through the cultural muck:
[Use Rovian Mind Control and you too can change the way people think.]
1) Domestic Wiretapping
2) Jack Abramoff/Tom Delay/Culture of Crony Corruption
3) Valerie Plame
[The first two listed will get you NOWHERE and as to the third: MERRY FITZMAS!!!]
I'm tired of them stealing things from me, including elections and funerals. We need the congress in '06.
[Yeah, we did a Rovian Mind Control routine on Lowery and Carter and forced them to act like tasteless fools at the funeral. And now on to the other DUmmie droolings...]
I don't think Rove won. He made the media make it seem that way-but the celebration of the Truth by those at the funeral was a breath of fresh air, and a reminder that there are many of us out there, and that we are mighty because we are right!
[That breath of fresh air has an odor suspiciously similar to a smelly fart left in your face.]
It's all rovian bs - we've been hijacked every one of us.
[Damn that Karl Rove for making Lowery and Carter pull a Wellstone at the King funeral!]
I have a life-partner from the South. I know my in-laws and friends from the South are not buying the BS. Maybe you shouldn't listen to THEIR BS. Or better yet, call them out on their bigotry and hate, because that's exactly what Rove is about. There will come a time, in the not too distant future, where American's are going to get tired of the divisiveness that is this administration. Mark my words.
["Life-partner" translates into "Same Sex Partner." Hardly a typical voice of the South...or anywhere else.]
We must flush out those who enable Rove & Co. to divide and concur the rights of both people of color AND the working poor.
[Let the Purge Trials begin!]
rove's simple w on a car,... scott kings simple picture one face on our car. bloggers, aar, the blacks speak out. their funeral was jsut what they wanted. it is not roves place to steal the funeral and trash it. we must honor these people. the reverand. carter, angelo mmmmmm (her name, help me, she is so beautifukl and smart) take the funeral back, damnit
[Kewl! The acid is kicking in!]
What of Rove's has backfired? He is despicable, evil, contemptible, nasty, deranged, misguided. But what makes him so dangerous is that he is VERY GOOD at what he does. I have to grudgingly concede that we might have been played on this one.
[ALL is going according to Emperor Rove's Master Plan!]
Ummm, the Plame outing, for one check out how many investigations and scandals the bush cabal is currently undergoing and tell me again how successful Rove has been. He must have had his hand in all the events that are now being investigated because he is all-powerful, right?
[MERRY FITZMAS!!! In case you haven't noticed, that whole Plame investigation has gone exactly NOWHERE. Even Scooter Libby will end up scot-free when it is all over.]
He isn't a "genius" ... He just is such a lowlife that he has NO problem playing outside the boundaries ... He is like the 22 year old who goes after vulnerable 15 year old girls ... It is easy fishing, but no one does it because there are clear social boundaries about it ... That doesn't make the 22 year old a "player" ... It means he is puke ...
[And speaking of a 32 year old who goes after vulnerable 15 year old girls...what has Pied Piper Pitt been up to lately?]
Yeah. How many times do you see a post in their General Discussion section, "DU this poll". In fact, that's how I found these polls.
Notice, however, that most of the aol-ers only found the first poll. Some of them were able to scroll down and find the second, and only a few more than 91,000 used the "next" buttons to find the additional four.
Typical DUmmies. You can buy them books and send them to school.....
I may not be DUFUing much Thursday or Friday. Going to a district convention of my church body.
We'll miss you, Charles! BTW, are congratulations in order for you? Did I see some news item where you were either recently ordained or received some kind of honor? Can't remember.
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I'm glad to see Rove's mind control device works so well on Jimmuh "Malaise" Carter.
I was INSTALLED as pastor of a new parish a week and a half ago. I was ordained about 14 years ago.
Well, then, congrats! I thought that might be you. I googled your name looking for some of your song parodies, and I found a couple of news articles and a church bulletin announcing that you would be installed on January 29. May God bless you in your new parish and give you wisdom to lead.
That just about says it all.
FuneRally.
Easy answer
He used covert operatives from sector 12 to sneak in the back door and spike their morning breakfast coffee with two drops of the secret formula code named goof-ex.
Two squirts into the coffee pot from an eye dropper, and Rove's insidious cointelpro like scheme was afoot.
He, Rush, Richard Viguerie, and the chairman of Halliburton were in a suite at the Four Seasons, smoking cuban cigars and drinking 20 year old scotch, laughing their asses off, and lighting their cigars with hundred dollar bills.
Every time Carter said something dumb, which was often, the meeting attendees all said HARUMPH, HARUMPH...all in unison.
All the while, teenage central American prostitutes were standing behind them, fanning them with huge fans, and feeding them grapes.
It was quite a show, you shoulda been there.
In Before the Triple PING!
Now you have something in common with Sam Kinison. A lot of people don't know that he was a preacher, even when he died.
If Republicans were as disgraceful as Democrats:
Bush: "Corretta Scott King worked her whole life to defeat racial discrimination written into law by the Democratic Party. Her tireless struggle to overcome the Democrat Jim Crow Laws will forever be remembered."
"But what will we will all remember most is her endless perseverence. When Democrats bombed her home in Alabama, she persevered. When KKK members like Democratic Senator Robert Byrd marched in support of segregation and filibustered the Civil Rights Act, she persevered. When John and Robert Kennedy tapped her phoneline to spy on her husband, she persevered. When Jimmy Carter ran for Governor on a segregationist platform, she persevered."
[hat tip: mightysamurai]
PJ
I asked you in another DUmmie FUnnies about this point you made. What did I miss about Pitt and is there a link? Thanks.
MoodyBlu
Oh so it was better living thru chemistry, I have heard about that. I would have thought maybe, witchcraft or mindcontrol but it was drops. Kinda like a secret sauce. That's cool. LOL
Like calling Arafat Jewish.
Like calling Osama a Christian
Like calling a DUmmie logical
Like calling Hillary sexy.
Like calling Ted Kennedy a lifeguard.
Like calling Howard Dean reasonable.
Like calling Jimmy Carter a wise man.
Do these idiots wake up a night crying because they think they hear the evil Karl Rove monster under their bed?
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