Posted on 02/07/2006 4:57:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix
One of the givens of DUmmie Fantasy is that we live in a Fascist State and that the "progressives" are about to be sent away to detention camps. Yes, I know the paranoia is completely laughable but such is the mental state of DUmmies whose life experience does not extend much further than opening the slot at the bottom of their basement door so Mommy can slide in pizza rations to them. Therefore, it is FUn to read this chip-on-the-shoulder THREAD titled, "When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?" I'm not sure if this means only the DUmmies locked up in detention camps or DUmmies and Freepers locked up in such locales. In any event, let us all take a deep plunge into DUmmie paranoia represented as usual by Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if the DUmmie detention camp will be named Camp Granada, is in the [brackets]:
When we're all locked in detention camps together, will the freepers...finally admit to us that we were right and they were wrong?
[I'll make that deal BUT ONLY if you agree to admit that WE (Freepers) were right and the DUmmies were wrong if you are NOT locked up in detention camps. Therefore the day when Bush leaves office on January 20, 2009 (even though it is a GIVEN in DUmmieland that Bush won't be leaving on that date) you have to post a DUmmieland thread stating that Freepers were right and DUmmies were wrong.]
they would be delighted claim we should be exacuted because we hate Amerika
[Naw. I prefer to keep my DUmmie ants alive and well. Without them, the DUmmie FUnnies would lose its comedy material.]
Freepers will be the "trustees" and oven operators...some things never change...
[It would never go beyond the current status: DUmmie Ant Farm operators. It is FUn to watch my DUmmie ants through the internet glass.]
If there was a fascist coup tomorrow who would resist? More importantly, how many people would try to prevent their neighbours being bundled into vans and driven off?
[Bye-bye! Give my regards to Detention Camp Grenada.]
This shit is no joke anymore. When Halliburton/KBR can put out a press release on their website that boldly claims that they are going to receive our tax dollars to set up detention camps, the game is just about over. Get your passports in order, folks. You know, just in case.
[Would you like rice pilaf with your orange glazed detention camp chicken? Oh, and WHERE is that Halliburton detention camp link?]
when we're in the "religous re-education" camps it'll be too late to re-think opposition to the 2nd Ammendment.
[Attention all Druids! Detention Camp Grenada will have mandatory Oak Worship Service on Wednesday nights following the bingo game in the moonlit grove!]
there won't be any freepers in the camps, they will either make the proper decision to go down guns blazing or pledge allegience and become full fledge brownshirts.
[Gee! And I was so looking forward to the FUn of Detention Camp Granada.]
Unfortunately, I think they'll be the stoolies in the new Reich Wing...
[Attention! Attention! There is a DUmmie Ant loose in Ward 8!]
No they will either be enjoying the jobs we left behind or working at their new jobs as our guards.
[It's been my life's dream to stand guard over a bunch of slovenly DUmmies slurping down rice pilaf and orange glazed chicken while making sure the air conditioning in their Detention Camp Grenada rooms is set just right.]
Can we get vegetarian meals?
[Nothing is too good for our DUmmie inmates. Would you like bean sprouts with your lithium?]
Sure there are plenty of edible greens and grass growing by the fence, since you will only be given food once a week.
[You will be allowed to knaw on the wild okra. Hey, you're even welcome to chew on raw Oprah if you wish.]
Honestly, I'd love to be able to tell the Freepers that we were all wrong, that none of it was happening and that there was no threat to our liberty, our country or our way of life. Sadly, I can't
[Why not since you ARE wrong and NONE of it is happening (in the REAL world) and there is NO threat to you liberty as long as you don't make common ground with Al Qaeda.]
Will be be able to watch NASCAR on the detention camp TV?
[Yes, but only on weekends. Detention Camp Grenada life is harsh.]
Oh god not that! Freaking dissolve my limbs in an acid bath but don't make me watch NASCAR.
[It's either that or we torture you by turning your A/C down to 68 degrees.]
I'll need a satellite feed for watching the Carolina Hurricanes.
[Sure, no problem. Plus you will get HBO and the Porno channels.]
Spoken like something floating in the Left Wing's stool.
But we think mass murderers and serial rapists should be executed. Ergo, we are Hitlers.
We should do the "Christian thing" and give the poor delusional bastards a "fair warning", and let them all escape persecution if they LEAVE THE COUNTRY NOW...
Those they remain behind after the "warning" -- must suffer the consequences.....
Semper Fi
DUmmie shlacker, zis is Kamp Grenada -- ve don't fussball here...
"Ja vohl -- only it vill be called NAZKAR, und you VILL vatch!"
Und you VILL root for Jimmie Johnson und Tony Stewart!
We would never put Moonbats in concentration camps - we need them around to discredit the Left.
No,poor grammar and bad spelling will be the reason.
Possibly. However, it is more likely that many of the 'jobs' you are so proud of, will simply be eliminated. College professorships in 'Womyn's Studies" come to mind. Other parasites on the body politic, as well.
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It's so funny how fascism and impending incarceration are upon them, yet they are still free to spew their bile all over the internet and protest anywhere they want.
Oh, yeah, it's a-comin'. Git yer passports ready! LOL.
I'm gonna smack that Comcast up the...
How DARE they make us wait for our DUmmie FUnnies?
I'm just curious, what would a DUmmie-run detention camp look like?
Would we be forced to listen to Noam Chomsky lectures piped over the loudspeakers day and night?
Would they strap us down and pry our eyelids open, forcing us to watch endlessly looped (and loopy) Dennis Kucinich speeches?
We'd all have to wear tie-dyed or hemp clothing, eat tofu, and work to support the "less fortunate" (read: less ambitious), I presume.
What else would a DUmmie camp be like?
Yes, when you are all locked in detention camps together, I will finally admit you were right. I don't suppose any of you want to make a substantial wager, do you? I'm not talking about 20 bucks. How about four or five figures? No, numbn*ts, not including the numbers after the period). You guys are either talking out of your *ss as usual, or you really are as delusional as you seem. Which is it?
And how is our part-time high school teacher/political pundit doing? Any updates on his predicament?
Actually, I prefer open-wheel racing (F-1, Indycar, Champcars, etc.,) and the WRC rallies.
Naw, who am I kidding? BRING ON NASCAR, MONSTER TRUCKS AND TRACTOR PULLS!!!!!! YEEEEE HAAAWWWW!!!
IBOH
(In before One Hundred)
Doug from upland is substantially more than $10 away from making a wager with the DUmmies. Please ante up now.
If these ***clowns are willing to wager that they will all be in detention camps by Jan. 20, 2009, I want some of that action. Now, by detention camp, I don't me they are in the slammer for crimes against people or property; I mean they are sent away for their political beliefs.
Force them to watch reruns of Davey and Goliath, Family Affair, and Little House on the Prairie.
I'll go in with you on that. We could make some serious cash.
For smaller side bets: I'll bet any DUmmie $100 that they'll never catch the NSA wiretapping their phone calls (provided thay're not conversing with Al Qaeda, Hamas, Muslim Brotherhood, etc.).
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