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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-06 ("Revenge When We Take Back Power")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2006 7:19:46 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I fell asleep early this evening and around the same time I dozed off, this DUmmie THREAD titled "Revenge When We Take Back Power" appeared. Well, I sure woke up fast when I spotted that thread and everybody else better WAKE UP as well. As Rush Limbaugh has said, when liberals are out of power they are FUnnie but when they are in power, they are DANGEROUS as you can see from their fantasies of REVENGE on this thread. Fortunately, Karl Rove has arranged for the nomination of Hillary Clinton in 2008 to prevent the return of the Democrats to power but we must remain ever vigilant to the DUmmie intentions. As usual the fantasies of the DUmmie Chekha are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who hopes that others wake up to the DUmmie revenge fantasies, is in the [brackets]:

Revenge When We Take Back Power.

[Roving DUmmie Chekha bands will travel throughout country and take REVENGE on the EVIL Republicans for being conservative.

Yes. I want it. Use every tool the RW has exploited under the power of Shrub and turn it against them. Ten fold. Where to start?

[The DUmmie Chekhists, IF they ever return to power, would indict all the top Republicans and send them to the Hague as War Criminals. In DUmmieland this is considered a REASONABLE proposition.]

Now, they're building detention centers for us! It's time to treat this as a war, as Rove does. That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

[You are especially mocked, as now, in the DUmmie FUnnies. And WHERE are these detention centers being built? You probably think the new Walmart or shopping mall being built is REALLY a detention center.]

IMO, Truth & Reconciliation Hearings might be best. People would have more of an inclination to cooperate and spill their guts that way.

[How generous of you. You won't send us to the Hague as War Criminals but ONLY if we confess to some sort of crimes against the DUmmies.]

Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively! Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States! Corporations who have cut wages of their workers while awarding themselves huge bonuses will RETURN every penny, to be distributed among the workforce - retroactively!

GOD, THIS IS FUN!!!!!

[A DUmmie having his version of "FUn" in the Alternate Reality.]

I don't think that would work since ex post facto laws are unconstitutional. But I guess this is just fantasy.

[As is the REST of this dopey thread.]

Revenge, AND plug up all the holes in the system that enable neofascism.

[A promotion for you in the Chekhist Commissariat.]

I WANT REVENGE for what they've put our country through. I want justice and restitution, call it what you will.

[How about if we call it "reparations" so you can sit in front of your keyboard for another 10 years without working.]

I was thinking we'd just shave all their heads. It worked for the French after WWII.

[And who took a slice out of your brain while shaving your head?]

I was just thinking that. Imagine seeing Anne Coulter with a shaved head and swaztika painted on her forehead.

[Seek clinical help. NOW!]

Justice Must Be Done. What they have done to this country is unforgiveable. Once in power, we will need to use every tool possible to expose the crimes that have been committed against this country. There MUST be accountability.

[There is already accountability for your crazed rantings by publicizing them right here in the DUmmie FUnnies, Drool Mouth.]

There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

[It looks like your dirty T-shirt is soaking up your rabid foam.]

I doubt that power can be taken back in our lifetimes. Why should they give it up? They hold the cards. After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards. We won't get back to even, let alone control. Quit being silly, our democracy has been lost.

[Give up, NOW!]

I want CORRECTIVE tax rates on the wealthy! Bring back the top marginal rates before JFK lowered them in the 60's!

[Shhhh! Democrats, especially Ted Kennedy, HATE being reminded that it was JFK who lowered tax rates.]


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To: PJ-Comix
That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

No, we mock you because you use words like "Reichwing" to smear us. Its hysterical. If we were half as bad as you pretend, you wouldn't be allowed to express yourself.

Thats what's so great about Free Speech - it gives Moonbats enough rope to hang themselves with.

Revenge When We Take Back Power

Oh yeah, thanks for that. Bookmarked and linked to use against you next election [GOTV]. You just swayed ~10 independents to vote Republican. Keep posting please.

21 posted on 01/24/2006 7:29:08 PM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix
...Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along

Hey, DUmmies: CORPORATIONS DON'T PAY TAXES!! They just raise their prices to cover their anticipated tax burden and then collect them from you & me.

22 posted on 01/24/2006 7:30:28 PM PST by Purrcival (Give it up, DUmmies. Alito WILL be confirmed. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies really need help...those little men in their white coats, WHERE ARE YOU???

23 posted on 01/24/2006 7:33:27 PM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: PJ-Comix

Woo Hoo!!! Top 50!


24 posted on 01/24/2006 7:33:45 PM PST by gardencatz (The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Here's the web site for Palma Louca's parent company, Cervejarias Kaiser Brasil - it's in Portuguese, of course.

http://www.kaiser.com.br/default.aspx
25 posted on 01/24/2006 7:36:15 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
Waaaaahhhh, waaahhh, wahh. At least 10 DUmmies are so upset that 65 million people voted for an adult for president that they want to regain power and take REVENGE on those we elected.

How about this: If DUmmies can't elect a DUmmie president in 2008 we get to butter their butts and call them biscuits.

26 posted on 01/24/2006 7:36:57 PM PST by groanup (Shred for Ian)
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"Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively!"

The ones that can't pass these along to consumers will die or move overseas.

"Companies who have outsourced American jobs will not be allowed to sell their products in the United States!"

Including the ones forced to move overseas to avoid taxes, one supposes.





27 posted on 01/24/2006 7:40:59 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
Revenge When We Take Back Power.

Revenge of the DUmmies!

28 posted on 01/24/2006 7:41:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Be afraid. Be very afraid.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Now, they're building detention centers for us!

OMG, this is the same rumor that surfaced during the Viet Nam war. No more true now than it was then, but that won't stope them.

29 posted on 01/24/2006 7:42:43 PM PST by Bahbah (An admitted Snow Flake and a member of Sam's Club)
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To: PJ-Comix

**** Rescind all tax cuts to the wealthy, retroactively! Slam Big Corporations with a bill for the taxes they SHOULD HAVE BEEN PAYING all along, retroactively!****

It was realizing in early 1994 that my 22G's made in 1990 made me one of "The Rich That Gained Unfairly In the 80's" that converted me to a staunch Republican.....

Stupid liberal........


30 posted on 01/24/2006 7:43:07 PM PST by tcrlaf
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To: decal

...especially with that subtle reference to JFK and "tax cuts" in the same sentence. BWAH-HAHAHAHA


31 posted on 01/24/2006 7:43:39 PM PST by Purrcival (Give it up, DUmmies. Alito WILL be confirmed. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Change the flag to just blue and white."

Or all red, with maybe some yellow stars in it.


32 posted on 01/24/2006 7:43:55 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
Now, they're building detention centers for us!

Daycare centers, would be more your speed.

33 posted on 01/24/2006 7:44:47 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Whiny babies.)
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To: PJ-Comix
After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards.

That's the way the Constitution works, DUmmie.  Elections have consequences.

34 posted on 01/24/2006 7:45:47 PM PST by quantim (If the Constitution were perfect it wouldn't have included the Senate.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's occurred to me, Hoss, that YOUR life won't be worth a plug nickel if these clowns' wet dreams were to come true.

Or those of the rest of us here.

Good thing we're the ones with guns...
35 posted on 01/24/2006 7:46:39 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval")
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To: PJ-Comix
There are too many Republicans who, under the auspices of their beloved leader, have DAMAGED my country -- yes, MY country, not THEIRS. The past five years have not been 'politics as usual', with one side snapping at the other. You don't let TRAITORS walk away at the end of their tenure, with a wave of the hand and a, "Let's let bygones be bygones." As someone posted above, setting JUSTICE back on track is not REVENGE -- it will just SEEM LIKE IT to the deserving people who will get their just desserts ...

WHO are these people and what country are they talking about?

36 posted on 01/24/2006 7:46:41 PM PST by gardencatz (The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural!)
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To: PJ-Comix
That's why the Reichwing wins every single battle, and mocks us.

We mock because we love.

37 posted on 01/24/2006 7:47:16 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Mock-a-DUmmie-a nuts.)
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To: LUV W
The DUmmies really need help...

Yes they do, but you are hereby forbidden from goosing them as they walk into the asylum.

38 posted on 01/24/2006 7:47:24 PM PST by groanup (Shred for Ian)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 50

I am SOOO slow any more


39 posted on 01/24/2006 7:47:42 PM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: PJ-Comix

After Alito is installed they will hold ALL the cards.

True. In the wise words of Johnny Rotten, "No future for youuuuuuuuuu!"

40 posted on 01/24/2006 7:48:06 PM PST by RedRover (It's as beautiful as dogs playing poker.)
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