Posted on 01/10/2006 4:40:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
A lot of what goes on in politics today has its roots way back to high school and college. In fact, much of the liberal RAGE against conservatives can be traced back to the fact that many of these liberals were/are a bunch of disfunctional, socially awkward LOSERS. And if said liberals were in their teens or early twenties back in the late 60s or early 70s, such as DUmmie mopaul, then they were probably brain fried hippies who were incredibly RESENTFUL of well-adjusted successful types like Samuel Alito. Their rage at being life's losers has not diminished over the years as you can see in DUmmie mopaul's THREAD titled, "alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college." So let us be entertained as mopaul (& co.) delivers his angry hippie screechings in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who was once a noted HIPPIE HUNTER, is in the [brackets]:
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college
[And Alito IGNORED jerkoff loser hippies like you, mopaul.]
during the vietnam war they were always in the rotc and they blindly supported nixon and the war and they screamed at the dirty hippies and they were all the same tight assed pukes who hated to see anyone have any fun or make any waves.
[Translation: "I am still ENRAGED at the NORMAL guys who got the cute chicks and who weren't a bunch of socially awkward malcontented loser hippies like me."]
they were the type who felt so little inside that they had to make a big impression to the world about how big they were and they spent all their time making sure no one mistook them for a hippie. suit and tie, short hair, corn cob up their ass, they were all the same little republican nazi youth you see in the gop today.
[Translation: "They were successful types that took showers and took time to groom themselves unlike the big fat slob hippies like me that were rejected as totally repugnant by all the cool chicks."]
i do not look forward to an asshole of this proportion making rules about this tired old crazy hippie's life.
["Crazy old hippie." Thanx for AT LAST enlightening us with the sad TRUTH about yourself, loser mopaul. And now let your fellow hippie DUmmies chime in with their childish resentments against the NORMAL people...]
I think we all know those types. Viet Nam was over by the time I went to college, but these "little republican nazi youth" still existed. They voted for Reagan. They voted for Bush the elder. F*ck these people.
[DAMN these people!!! Their mere successful existence is a slap in the face against loser malcontents such as us.]
I'm just a shade younger, but still new the type. Lots of 'em in frats too! Ooooh! I don't like those frat boys!
[You just hated the fact that the hot looking chicks preferred the frat boys over the drooling slobby losers.]
These guys have been carrying their WATB chip on their shoulders for years. They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.
[The hippies were having a grand ol' time frying their brains and ODing. When those hippies finally awoke from their coma, they found out the NORMAL guys were running things...and that sent the left behind hippies into a RAGE.]
You know that mofo was a straight-ass chickenshit. Must not go against what daddy and mommy say. He still believes that only now the chimp is his daddy and mommy.
[Alito respected his mother and father? DISGUSTING!!!]
I agree, mopaul, there's something prissy and self-satisfied in his voice and demeanor.
[I believe the term you are searching for is "self-confidence."]
Yeah, I knew a couple of dorks like that in college, too Calling Lt. Calley a patriot, bringing a briefcase to class, calling the prof. "Sir" or "ma'am." Always sniffing the air for telltale signs of unauthorized herbal substances. I imagine them at home listening to Pat Boone records and dreaming up new ways to return America to a state of blissful, squeaky-clean clampdown.
[Didn't Little Richard steal his songs from Pat Boone and then perform them in a way to appeal to a more mainstream audience?]
Someone Needs To DOSE Him, Bigtime Where's Owsley when you need him? Can you imagine someone slipping some blotter in his water glass during these hearings? Man, that would rock.
[Please! Can somebody out there fry Alito's brain as badly as ours so as to bring him down to our LOW level?]
The fundies annointed the hearing room with oil, we should annoint his water with the substance of our choice. If someone did that, we'd find out what he REALLY feels inside.
[Your substance of choice is lithium.]
Alito will be a loyal bushbot. Maybe he'll be the one to spearhead SCOTUS repealing the 22nd amendment, paving the way for the f*cking chimp to be dictator for life.
[Your Hero, Hugo Chavez, is already pulling off that routine in Venezuela so he can remain in office long after his LEGAL term is over.]
God, this sucks.
[Alito will probably be on the SCOTUS for at least the next 30 years. Deal with it by swallowing more drugs.]
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! :)
Yea, I sure miss those old VW vans with "Flower Power" painted on them. I betDUmmies would pay dearly for one of those, even if it didn't run anymore.
That would just make it "eco" friendly in their minds.
I voted for you, PJ. Funny stuff as usual. :)
NFP
And for all the resentment he has expressed against parents, he still lives with his mommie but only because he has no other alternative.
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college
[Continuation: "...when I was swabbing the toilets and looking for a place to take a hit of weed without getting caught!"]
during the vietnam war they were always in the rotc [They were patriotic] and they blindly supported nixon and the war [They were on our side!] and they screamed at the dirty hippies [They bathed] and they were all the same tight assed pukes who hated to see anyone have any fun or make any waves. [They were mature]
they were the type who felt so little inside that they had to make a big impression to the world about how big they were and they spent all their time making sure no one mistook them for a hippie. suit and tie, short hair, corn cob up their ass, they were all the same little republican nazi youth you see in the gop today.
[Translation: I was so jealous of them, and I resent that they make so much more money than I do!]
i do not look forward to an asshole of this proportion making rules about this tired old crazy hippie's life.
[Translation: I don't follow directions very well.]
I think we all know those types. Viet Nam was over by the time I went to college, but these "little republican nazi youth" still existed. They voted for Reagan. They voted for Bush the elder. F*ck these people.
[Translation: They voted and I hate them because they always want fries with that!]
I'm just a shade younger, but still new the type. Lots of 'em in frats too! Ooooh! I don't like those frat boys!
[Translation: Successful people with good social skills make me jealous!]
These guys have been carrying their WATB chip on their shoulders for years. They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.
[Translation: We talked about them in a disparaging manner while we got toasted!]
You know that mofo was a straight-ass chickenshit. Must not go against what daddy and mommy say. He still believes that only now the chimp is his daddy and mommy.
[Translation: He probably didn't hate his parents and drink bong water like I did!]
I agree, mopaul, there's something prissy and self-satisfied in his voice and demeanor.
[Translation: I have a hard time understanding the big words and complex sentence structure he uses.]
Yeah, I knew a couple of dorks like that in college, too Calling Lt. Calley a patriot, bringing a briefcase to class, calling the prof. "Sir" or "ma'am." Always sniffing the air for telltale signs of unauthorized herbal substances. I imagine them at home listening to Pat Boone records and dreaming up new ways to return America to a state of blissful, squeaky-clean clampdown.
[Translation: They respected authority. I got busted for weed in college. I couldn't compete with them on a level playing field.]
Someone Needs To DOSE Him, Bigtime Where's Owsley when you need him? Can you imagine someone slipping some blotter in his water glass during these hearings? Man, that would rock.
[Translation: I can't believe I'm not in prison.]
The fundies annointed the hearing room with oil, we should annoint his water with the substance of our choice. If someone did that, we'd find out what he REALLY feels inside.
[Translation: I enjoy the feeling I get between my legs when I'm watching someone who is helpless.]
Alito will be a loyal bushbot. Maybe he'll be the one to spearhead SCOTUS repealing the 22nd amendment, paving the way for the f*cking chimp to be dictator for life.
[Translation: If I can get enough people to give up free thought, I can feel power over them.]
God, this sucks.
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And the high point of his life was when he was kicked out of state college and lived in that commune for a couple of months, but they even got sick of him and he was kicked out of there too. That's when he went back and started living with mom.
You grew up..They didn't.
Great now I can't get rid of that image!
....must go and poke out mind's eye now.
vote for PJ!
You got my vote PJ!
Thanx for the votes everybody!
I did some searching about mopaul on the Web. It turns out he makes his "living" playing a harmonica. I wonder which street corner he performs on?
Once again, ignorant DUmmies on display. They actually think that the **courts** are supposed to "make the rules." Shouldn't there be some kind of literacy/education requirement to vote?
Sounds a bit like these guys
While the 60's era DUmmies were smoking dope these short haired types were putting men on the moon.
4 decades later the DUmmies still aren't pulled their own weight while another generation fights for our very existence.
The DUmmies should get used to disappointment.
Gee, mopaul, which one is about to be confirmed to the Supreme Court, and which one is jerking off to gay porn in his mom's basement?
On the brighter side, he MAY not have reproduced....
To this day this crap bothers me...DUmmie, IT WAS NOT NIXON'S WAR. Please, read a history book.
I believe there should be some type of "means testing" before you should be allowed to vote. For one, ANYBODY that takes one penny of government money from ANY government program is disqualified from voting.
Anybody that doesn't pay income taxes should not be allowed to vote.
I also think that for a certain level of taxes, you should get multiple votes. For instance, if you pay taxes, you get 1 vote. If you pay over $50,000 in taxes, you get another vote. Just for good measure, you should get another vote for every $20,000 over the $50,000 you pay in taxes.
It's the rich that are paying the majority of the taxes, they should get the majority of the votes. It's only fair.....
Sad thing is, you'd think he was just a dumb teenager until a post like this reveals his age.
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