Posted on 01/10/2006 4:40:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
A lot of what goes on in politics today has its roots way back to high school and college. In fact, much of the liberal RAGE against conservatives can be traced back to the fact that many of these liberals were/are a bunch of disfunctional, socially awkward LOSERS. And if said liberals were in their teens or early twenties back in the late 60s or early 70s, such as DUmmie mopaul, then they were probably brain fried hippies who were incredibly RESENTFUL of well-adjusted successful types like Samuel Alito. Their rage at being life's losers has not diminished over the years as you can see in DUmmie mopaul's THREAD titled, "alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college." So let us be entertained as mopaul (& co.) delivers his angry hippie screechings in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who was once a noted HIPPIE HUNTER, is in the [brackets]:
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college
[And Alito IGNORED jerkoff loser hippies like you, mopaul.]
during the vietnam war they were always in the rotc and they blindly supported nixon and the war and they screamed at the dirty hippies and they were all the same tight assed pukes who hated to see anyone have any fun or make any waves.
[Translation: "I am still ENRAGED at the NORMAL guys who got the cute chicks and who weren't a bunch of socially awkward malcontented loser hippies like me."]
they were the type who felt so little inside that they had to make a big impression to the world about how big they were and they spent all their time making sure no one mistook them for a hippie. suit and tie, short hair, corn cob up their ass, they were all the same little republican nazi youth you see in the gop today.
[Translation: "They were successful types that took showers and took time to groom themselves unlike the big fat slob hippies like me that were rejected as totally repugnant by all the cool chicks."]
i do not look forward to an asshole of this proportion making rules about this tired old crazy hippie's life.
["Crazy old hippie." Thanx for AT LAST enlightening us with the sad TRUTH about yourself, loser mopaul. And now let your fellow hippie DUmmies chime in with their childish resentments against the NORMAL people...]
I think we all know those types. Viet Nam was over by the time I went to college, but these "little republican nazi youth" still existed. They voted for Reagan. They voted for Bush the elder. F*ck these people.
[DAMN these people!!! Their mere successful existence is a slap in the face against loser malcontents such as us.]
I'm just a shade younger, but still new the type. Lots of 'em in frats too! Ooooh! I don't like those frat boys!
[You just hated the fact that the hot looking chicks preferred the frat boys over the drooling slobby losers.]
These guys have been carrying their WATB chip on their shoulders for years. They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.
[The hippies were having a grand ol' time frying their brains and ODing. When those hippies finally awoke from their coma, they found out the NORMAL guys were running things...and that sent the left behind hippies into a RAGE.]
You know that mofo was a straight-ass chickenshit. Must not go against what daddy and mommy say. He still believes that only now the chimp is his daddy and mommy.
[Alito respected his mother and father? DISGUSTING!!!]
I agree, mopaul, there's something prissy and self-satisfied in his voice and demeanor.
[I believe the term you are searching for is "self-confidence."]
Yeah, I knew a couple of dorks like that in college, too Calling Lt. Calley a patriot, bringing a briefcase to class, calling the prof. "Sir" or "ma'am." Always sniffing the air for telltale signs of unauthorized herbal substances. I imagine them at home listening to Pat Boone records and dreaming up new ways to return America to a state of blissful, squeaky-clean clampdown.
[Didn't Little Richard steal his songs from Pat Boone and then perform them in a way to appeal to a more mainstream audience?]
Someone Needs To DOSE Him, Bigtime Where's Owsley when you need him? Can you imagine someone slipping some blotter in his water glass during these hearings? Man, that would rock.
[Please! Can somebody out there fry Alito's brain as badly as ours so as to bring him down to our LOW level?]
The fundies annointed the hearing room with oil, we should annoint his water with the substance of our choice. If someone did that, we'd find out what he REALLY feels inside.
[Your substance of choice is lithium.]
Alito will be a loyal bushbot. Maybe he'll be the one to spearhead SCOTUS repealing the 22nd amendment, paving the way for the f*cking chimp to be dictator for life.
[Your Hero, Hugo Chavez, is already pulling off that routine in Venezuela so he can remain in office long after his LEGAL term is over.]
God, this sucks.
[Alito will probably be on the SCOTUS for at least the next 30 years. Deal with it by swallowing more drugs.]
I love how the party of "tolerance" and "diversity" whines like a baby about college students who DARED bring a briefcase to class and didn't become potheads like them. Such garbage these DUers are. No wonder 70% of them are unemployed.
Uhhh, no.
It was Pat Boone who stole the songs from Fats Domino and watered them down for AM radio audiences. Boone's versions of "Ain't That a Shame" surely is a shame.
LOL on the "Where Have All The Hippies Gone." BTW, I don't know where ALL the Hippies gave gone but mopaul has gone to Kansas City street corners playing a harmonica for whatever change the successful Alito types can spare for the overage hippie.
Jealousy is what REALLY motivates the DUmmie anger against conservatives. Back in High School and College, the DUmmies were socially awkward and maladjusted misfits who were jealous of the NORMAL people who were having a great time. They had to hold in most of that rage in until the Internet in general and DUmmieland in particular gave them an outlet to express their rage against the system (the NORMAL people).
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I put that line in there since it is a running joke with me. Yes, I do know that Pat Boone sang a mainstreamed version of Little Richard's "Tutti Frutti" so I turned that story around to where Little Richard stole his songs from Pat Boone and mainstreamed them.
As Senator Claghorn would say: "That's a joke, son."
Weren't most of the hippies children of liberal couples? Seems like I read somewhere that most young people of the age followed in their parent's politics, and that the leaders of the New Left were all Red Diaper Babies.
Can't blame them for wanting to get back at those kind of parents, though.
Hey, if you do come to SXSW in March shoot me an FReepmail so we can hang out when you get here. As a Hippie Hunter I'm sure you'll appreciate the neo-hippie movement here in Austin.
I thought I was supposed to vote for Pedro! After all, he did offer me his protection. ;)
I'm glad that someone got my lame joke. I was trying (obviously not too hard) to be clever and thought of a few PJ/Pedro mixed names...(I really shouldn't try this at home. HA.)
Ahhh... and the DUmbasses keep on showing their glowing ignorance of the Constitution of the United States.
Hey dimwit (not you, PJ), only another amendment, enacted by Congress and ratified by the legislatures of (as of now) 38 states can repeal an existing amendment!!!
Remember the Prohibition amendments (18th and 21st)???
Thank you for the picture of NASA Flight Director Gene Krantz--a steeley-eyed missle man if there ever was one.
Sorry, that should be "missile-man"!!
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MoPaul is partially disabled and uses a wheelchair. He plays harmonica in some jazz or blues band in KC and rails about the 'clubs' not having handicapped access. The problem is the 'clubs' he rants about are considered 'historic' buildings and have been re-habbed under some KCMO renovation program which requires the owners to keep them as original.
If I'm not mistaken, he claims to be a VietNam vet (disability unrelated), but I could be wrong on that.
Probably not exactly correct, based upon his other comments in Skinner's Wonderland, in which he says he was one of the last victims of polio before the vaccine was developed, and so he would never have been in any of the services.
Given that MotorMouth was born in 1950, that seems credible. And he does have that unfortunate streatorphic characteristic of people who unfortunately have to spend much time in wheelchairs.
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