Posted on 01/10/2006 4:40:38 PM PST by PJ-Comix
A lot of what goes on in politics today has its roots way back to high school and college. In fact, much of the liberal RAGE against conservatives can be traced back to the fact that many of these liberals were/are a bunch of disfunctional, socially awkward LOSERS. And if said liberals were in their teens or early twenties back in the late 60s or early 70s, such as DUmmie mopaul, then they were probably brain fried hippies who were incredibly RESENTFUL of well-adjusted successful types like Samuel Alito. Their rage at being life's losers has not diminished over the years as you can see in DUmmie mopaul's THREAD titled, "alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college." So let us be entertained as mopaul (& co.) delivers his angry hippie screechings in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who was once a noted HIPPIE HUNTER, is in the [brackets]:
alito & i are the same age, & i met jerkoffs like him in college
[And Alito IGNORED jerkoff loser hippies like you, mopaul.]
during the vietnam war they were always in the rotc and they blindly supported nixon and the war and they screamed at the dirty hippies and they were all the same tight assed pukes who hated to see anyone have any fun or make any waves.
[Translation: "I am still ENRAGED at the NORMAL guys who got the cute chicks and who weren't a bunch of socially awkward malcontented loser hippies like me."]
they were the type who felt so little inside that they had to make a big impression to the world about how big they were and they spent all their time making sure no one mistook them for a hippie. suit and tie, short hair, corn cob up their ass, they were all the same little republican nazi youth you see in the gop today.
[Translation: "They were successful types that took showers and took time to groom themselves unlike the big fat slob hippies like me that were rejected as totally repugnant by all the cool chicks."]
i do not look forward to an asshole of this proportion making rules about this tired old crazy hippie's life.
["Crazy old hippie." Thanx for AT LAST enlightening us with the sad TRUTH about yourself, loser mopaul. And now let your fellow hippie DUmmies chime in with their childish resentments against the NORMAL people...]
I think we all know those types. Viet Nam was over by the time I went to college, but these "little republican nazi youth" still existed. They voted for Reagan. They voted for Bush the elder. F*ck these people.
[DAMN these people!!! Their mere successful existence is a slap in the face against loser malcontents such as us.]
I'm just a shade younger, but still new the type. Lots of 'em in frats too! Ooooh! I don't like those frat boys!
[You just hated the fact that the hot looking chicks preferred the frat boys over the drooling slobby losers.]
These guys have been carrying their WATB chip on their shoulders for years. They were figuratively wedgied by "the hippies" who were apparently having all the fun in college while they were good little brownshirts.
[The hippies were having a grand ol' time frying their brains and ODing. When those hippies finally awoke from their coma, they found out the NORMAL guys were running things...and that sent the left behind hippies into a RAGE.]
You know that mofo was a straight-ass chickenshit. Must not go against what daddy and mommy say. He still believes that only now the chimp is his daddy and mommy.
[Alito respected his mother and father? DISGUSTING!!!]
I agree, mopaul, there's something prissy and self-satisfied in his voice and demeanor.
[I believe the term you are searching for is "self-confidence."]
Yeah, I knew a couple of dorks like that in college, too Calling Lt. Calley a patriot, bringing a briefcase to class, calling the prof. "Sir" or "ma'am." Always sniffing the air for telltale signs of unauthorized herbal substances. I imagine them at home listening to Pat Boone records and dreaming up new ways to return America to a state of blissful, squeaky-clean clampdown.
[Didn't Little Richard steal his songs from Pat Boone and then perform them in a way to appeal to a more mainstream audience?]
Someone Needs To DOSE Him, Bigtime Where's Owsley when you need him? Can you imagine someone slipping some blotter in his water glass during these hearings? Man, that would rock.
[Please! Can somebody out there fry Alito's brain as badly as ours so as to bring him down to our LOW level?]
The fundies annointed the hearing room with oil, we should annoint his water with the substance of our choice. If someone did that, we'd find out what he REALLY feels inside.
[Your substance of choice is lithium.]
Alito will be a loyal bushbot. Maybe he'll be the one to spearhead SCOTUS repealing the 22nd amendment, paving the way for the f*cking chimp to be dictator for life.
[Your Hero, Hugo Chavez, is already pulling off that routine in Venezuela so he can remain in office long after his LEGAL term is over.]
God, this sucks.
[Alito will probably be on the SCOTUS for at least the next 30 years. Deal with it by swallowing more drugs.]
You know, as I was describing him, I wondered about that. I think you are correct.
Ideally one with type that goes in straight lines.
now read it again and say it like cartman from southpark.
MAAAAAA! I CAN'T LEAVE THE COMPUTER SCREEN NOW WHILE I'M RAGING AGAINST
HAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"new" the type - LOL.
Write this guy a letter - Address it to the third van from the weir, down by the river.
I consider myself extremely lucky that I stopped doing that idiotic stuff fairly shortly after I started it. Except for the occasional adult beverage, I have been clean of that crap for almost 16 years. I tell kids that ask me about it that it is stupid and self destructive. I think many of the generation that is my childs age, 9, will have parents that either witnessed their friends do that kind of stuff or did it themselves and therefore may be better prepared to deal with that kind of peer pressure.
He was burnishing his report card while you were burning your draft card.
DUmmie mopaul, this one's for you, from the Bellamy Brothers:
He turned thirty-five last Sunday
In his hair he found some gray
But he still ain't changed his lifestyle
He likes it better the old way
So he grows a little garden in the back yard by the fence
He's consuming what he's growing nowadays in self defense
He gets out there in the twilight zone
Sometimes when it just don't make no sense
He gets off on country music
Cause disco left him cold
He's got young friends into new wave
But he's just too friggin' old
And he dreams at night of Woodstock and the day John Lennon died
How the music made him happy and the silence made him cry
Yeah he thinks of John sometimes
And he has to wonder why
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust
He was sure back in the sixties that everyone was hip
Then they sent him off to Vietnam on his senior trip
And they forced him to become a man while he was still a boy
And in each wave of tragedy he waited for the joy
Now this world may change around him
But he just can't change no more
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust
Well he stays away a lot now from the parties and the clubs
And he's thinking while he's joggin' 'round
Sure is glad he quit the hard drugs
Cause him and his kind get more endangered everyday
And pretty soon the species will just up and fade away
Like the smoke from that torpedo...just up and fade away
He's an old hippie and he don't know what to do
Should he hang on to the old
Should he grab on to the new
He's an old hippie...his new life is just a bust
He ain't trying to change nobody
He's just trying real hard to adjust.
Now he is a man of accomplishment, while you are a foul-mouthed DUmmie rage-aholic.
Hey, mopaul, when I was in college in the early '70s, I had hair down to my shoulders, a scraggly beard, wire-rimmed glasses, blue jeans--and I was a Nixon Republican.
Freakin' hippies...
WHERE HAVE ALL THE HIPPIES GONE?
Tune: "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?"
Where have all the hippies gone?
Strong weed grassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Wrong kind to grow
Where have all the hippies gone?
Up in smoke, man, every one
What won't they roll and burn?
What won't they roll and burn?
Where have all the hippies gone?
Stoned eyes glassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Bong pipe aglow
Where have all the hippies gone?
In Mom's basement every one
When will they work and earn?
When will they work and earn?
Where have all the hippies gone?
Long wind gassing
Where have all the hippies gone?
Yawn typed to go
Where have all the hippies gone?
Gone to DU every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?
Civil rights for Crazy Old Hippies!!
rofl
The postal rates have gone UP!
Are you a crazy old hippie too?
Thanks, I didn't realize you had your own poetry ping.
I didn't either, 'cause I don't. :-)
It's just that the "doggerel" thing came up today, and since I was posting an example here with said tagline, I pinged ya!
This is really pathetic.
A man, son of immigrant parents, has a vision of his life and pursues it to one of the most respected and powerful legal positions in the world...(don't kid yourselves, there are hardly any comparable legal systems on this planet, this is it!) And all this old stinkie hippie can do is sputter about the fact that the fellow actual worked at his education rather than squander it.
Very sad, but very telling.
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