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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are setting themselves up for yet MORE frustration. This time it comes in the form of frustration over the LACK of a filibuster over Judge Alito. Judging from what is happening, despite the wild attacks on Alito by Chuck the Shmuck and The Swimmer, there probably WON'T be a filibuster against Alito. Thus the DUmmies are setting themselves up for another round of rubber room frustration as you can see in this THREAD titled, "If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal." Yes, once again the DUmmie hopes are about to be dashed by the realization that Alito WILL be nominated to the Supreme Court no matter how incoherently loud the drunken Teddy shouts in protest. So let us watch the fun spectacle of the DUmmies working themselves up to an uncontrollable rage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxiously awaiting the entertainment of the post-nomination fireworks in DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

[And the signal is: "Time for a new round of meds."]

The message is: We are on our own.

[Fear not, DUmmies. You can still receive succor and comfort from the likes of Benburch, mopaul, flyarm, and Pied Piper Pitt. They will lead you to the Bolshevik Promised Land.]

I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

[And don't forget to send a Therapy Vibe to you local mental health professional.]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago.

[The unintended self irony of your post about Alito needing therapy followed by your wacko rant has probably gone over your tiny head.]

Right On!!! As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!

[Damn that Alito! Why can't he believe the constitution is subservient to International Law like Justice Breyer?

If the dems allow this nomination, it means they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

[Liberal Civil War is FUN to watch!]

They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

[Set the Alito trap and then BORK HIM!!!]

If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED! ... for generations!

[You've already achieved that exhalted state.

We are standing at the Brink. Period. If this guy gets in, we can kiss any vestige of judicial decency goodbye. Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America. And, that, my friends, is not being dramatic.

[Have no fear. They will continue to allow DUmmieland to stay in existence. After all, it is an endless source of comedic entertainment.]

Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[You've already given us solid proof that your brains have been ripped out.]

Yes, you're right... This will be do or die for America! Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!

[You will NEVER support them again...until you go crawling back again like lapdogs with your tails between your legs.]

Personally, I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made once election fraud is demonstrated to the majority of the population, which simply relies on the story being covered...every single one of them. Judge Abner Mikva, retired, a distinguished jurist agrees with me, btw. He said so right after *'s sElection.

[I always suspected that Judge Mikva was a bit nutty but thank you for this new information confirming that he is actually completely LOOOOOONY!]

Dont give in Dems...This one is for all the marbles...

[Yes, those marbles that you have lost.]

We cannot let the SCOTUS slip its gone too far already

[The Democrats are too far gone already. Oh, and your slip is showing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitohearings; dummies; filibuster; judgealito
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

By the way, I checked your profile. Very impressive work.


81 posted on 01/10/2006 10:49:27 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well if Justice Stevens retires at the end of this session you will have unlimited material from these guys.


82 posted on 01/10/2006 10:50:49 AM PST by JLS
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.
83 posted on 01/10/2006 11:14:55 AM PST by .cnI redruM (To Live in the past is to die in the Present - Bell Belichick)
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To: .cnI redruM
But only after we say "Pretty, please."
84 posted on 01/10/2006 11:15:21 AM PST by .cnI redruM (To Live in the past is to die in the Present - Bell Belichick)
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To: gate2wire
"I'd be a fisherman if I could but I can't because I'm a fouckin' artist like Beethoven and Van Gogh! I'm sensitive as $h*t! I throw up before I go on stage!"

The funny thing is that John (Mr. Imagine) Lennon actually said all this!

85 posted on 01/10/2006 11:21:03 AM PST by RedRover (The dream is over.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sure, filibuster may not be sustainable, BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT UNTIL YOU TRY IT. It is high time the Dems stood up and fought. My God, we have scandals breaking out all over, Bushco's popularity is low as a snake's belly, support for the war is falling away like sand through your fingers, this is absolutely the perfect time for Dems to stand up and fight. Yet you're saying that they shouldn't? Jesus H. Christ on a pogo stick, when is the time then? I'm f*cking sick and goddamn tired of this give in, roll over and piss on themselves attitude that Dems have been exhibiting during this misadministration's reign. "We can't impeach because we're in the minority" Got news for you, the Dems were in the minority when they racked Nixon up on the Watergate pole. "We can't filibuster because we're in the minority, and anyway, they might launch the nuclear option" Well first of all, if the Dems exhibited some leadership and kept all of their party members together, they would be able to have a successful filibuster. Second of all, bring on the goddamn nuke option! Do it! DO IT!! JUST F*CKING DO IT!!! Show the entire country how little respect the Republicans have for our society, our government, our Constitution. Do it and then let the Dems scream from the bully pulpit. That will, in conjunction with the rest of the scandalous shit, purge our government of a Republican majority and Republican power for a generation, for despite all the accusations and stereotypes bandied about around here, the vast majority of Americans believe in fair play, a level playing field, rights for the minority, and the Constitution. The time is here, the call is clear. It is time for every single Democrat in Congress to gird their loins and fight like there is no tommorrow. Because quite frankly if Alito gets in, there will be no tommorrow for democracy in this country. The rubberstamp Supreme Court will approve every single move that Bushco makes, and we will quickly become a fascist dictatorship as Bushco grabs more and more power for himself. You want to see Bush leave in '08? You want honest elections to continue in this country? Then the time to fight for those is here and now. This is the battle, and damnit, it is time for the Democrats to fight. If they don't, then what the f*ck good are they?

Such insane loony rhetoric. This sounds like a speech taken from a video game called StarLancer. And what's up w/ the stupid metaphors?


And finally, my insane little DUmmie, it is yee who has very little respect for the constitution, for which yall don't mind trampling on (gun control, which violates the first amendment, free speech, and finally, a quote from Schumer, which illustrates how much your illustrious democrats know:

"The Supreme Court makes laws."

Correct: "The Legislature makes laws, the Supreme Court upholds the Law."

86 posted on 01/10/2006 11:50:56 AM PST by benjibrowder (The government (at all levels) should not be involved in the education business.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I just saw this posted over on DU:

"They can't get over Mary Jo. " More times than I can count, right wingers cite Ted Kennedy's accident and the sad death of Mary Jo Kopechne. Just this morning, a C-Span caller called Ted a murderer. A few minutes ago I opened an email with the following message: Subject: Fw: Quotable Quote "What the American people have seen is this incredible disparity in which those people who had cars and money got out and those people who were impoverished drowned." -- Ted Kennedy on Hurricane Katrina "Ditto" -- Mary Jo Kopechne It is sad that the most they can pin on Teddy is a tragic accident. When are they going after Bush for all of the death and destruction he has caused?

87 posted on 01/10/2006 12:28:56 PM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: JLS

We may strangle from the laughter. I already have to take a break after reading PJ now.

The thing I like about old PJ, he sees the humor in these people, and makes us see it. Generally, I just get aggravated at their invincible stupidity. Yes, I mock them on their own website, but generally they're too dense to catch it. sorta take some of the pleasure out of it.


88 posted on 01/10/2006 12:30:51 PM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: chesley
Here is another HILARIOUS DUmmie reply on the same thread:

This administration has pulled off so much horror and made so much $$$$$$$$$$$$$ burning the skin off of babies and soldiers and closing down health clinics and polluting our air and putting burdens on schools they cannot carry and decimating the environment and trying to put limits on women's rights all over this country. And we think ** nominated this racist geek out of any set of principles or any loyalty to our Constitution? If he is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years.

Yeah, DUmmie. You're exactly right. If Alito is confirmed, that means you won't be able to buy a rubber at your local Walgreen's.

89 posted on 01/10/2006 12:47:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: gate2wire

yeah, too much so. I like the Beatles' music and all, but John was pretty out there with his politics and his personal views. Most of them were/are I suppose if you really analyze it enough...


90 posted on 01/10/2006 12:57:14 PM PST by jurroppi1
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks, PJ. I appreciate the post. As I have communicated to you in the past, I have nothing but admiration for your work, and just wish I had half your talent. I've got my fingers crossed for your book deal
91 posted on 01/10/2006 1:01:08 PM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: RedRover

That was hilarious, but foul!


92 posted on 01/10/2006 1:08:12 PM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: PJ-Comix
If [Alito} is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years.

Clitoris is big enough to need a condom, hon?

93 posted on 01/10/2006 1:18:31 PM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: PJ-Comix
These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago

Good Grief!! This poster needs help.
94 posted on 01/10/2006 1:19:10 PM PST by MEG33 (GOD BLESS OUR ARMED FORCES)
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To: kevkrom

" women aren't citizens at all, and generally rank lower than livestock in terms of rights and importance."


I read in an autobiography of a Saudi Arabian princess that she saw a man driving an air-conditioned truck, with a baby camel nestled inside, on the back seat. His three wives, meanwhile, had to sit outside in the open truck, under the summer heat.


95 posted on 01/10/2006 1:19:49 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: chesley

"I'm 57, and there are a number of people who, just by the way they 'talk', you know they went through the 60s."


I'm from California (originally), so I know that talk a mile away.


96 posted on 01/10/2006 1:21:25 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"If he is confirmed, I, as a teeny little woman, will not be able to buy so much as a condom in a few years."


Why would a teeny little woman buy a condom?


97 posted on 01/10/2006 1:24:52 PM PST by MoochPooch (A righteous person worries about his or her behavior, an extremist about everyone else's.)
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To: MoochPooch

Yeah, but it spread. All the way to Alabama, at least.


98 posted on 01/10/2006 1:26:35 PM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: 101st-Eagle

"OOOPs steak=stake"

I think steak would be much funnier. Besides, it's almost dinner time and I'm getting hungry.


99 posted on 01/10/2006 2:00:38 PM PST by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: The Right Stuff

That was hilarious, but foul!

That song parody, "The Magical Misery Tour", was kind of forerunner of DUmmie FUnnies. You couldn't make up the vile gibberish that Leftists have in their heads. Using their own words to laugh at them is the only sane response!

100 posted on 01/10/2006 2:05:45 PM PST by RedRover (I'll tell you why no one likes Yoko's music. It's because she's a woman and an Oriental.--J. Lennon)
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