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DUmmie FUnnies 01-10-06 ("If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 10, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/10/2006 5:06:26 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are setting themselves up for yet MORE frustration. This time it comes in the form of frustration over the LACK of a filibuster over Judge Alito. Judging from what is happening, despite the wild attacks on Alito by Chuck the Shmuck and The Swimmer, there probably WON'T be a filibuster against Alito. Thus the DUmmies are setting themselves up for another round of rubber room frustration as you can see in this THREAD titled, "If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal." Yes, once again the DUmmie hopes are about to be dashed by the realization that Alito WILL be nominated to the Supreme Court no matter how incoherently loud the drunken Teddy shouts in protest. So let us watch the fun spectacle of the DUmmies working themselves up to an uncontrollable rage in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxiously awaiting the entertainment of the post-nomination fireworks in DUmmieland, is in the [brackets]:

If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal

[And the signal is: "Time for a new round of meds."]

The message is: We are on our own.

[Fear not, DUmmies. You can still receive succor and comfort from the likes of Benburch, mopaul, flyarm, and Pied Piper Pitt. They will lead you to the Bolshevik Promised Land.]

I hope that they do not send this message. Send whatever good vibe you survive on to our Dem senators, and send an Insight vibe of your choosing to the Republican senators participating in this slap-to-the-face to our Constitution.

[And don't forget to send a Therapy Vibe to you local mental health professional.]

These hearings are a farce. Alito needs therapy, not more power. If the senators choose this sick, sexist, sociopathic NeoCon to lord over us legally, we will know that the last shreds of courage and integrity were vacuumed up by a cleaning lady in the Senate months ago.

[The unintended self irony of your post about Alito needing therapy followed by your wacko rant has probably gone over your tiny head.]

Right On!!! As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!

[Damn that Alito! Why can't he believe the constitution is subservient to International Law like Justice Breyer?

If the dems allow this nomination, it means they are one with the GOP in the culture of corruption and overturning our freedoms, especially womens.

[Liberal Civil War is FUN to watch!]

They have had time to get the script right and trap him tomorrow.

[Set the Alito trap and then BORK HIM!!!]

If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED! ... for generations!

[You've already achieved that exhalted state.

We are standing at the Brink. Period. If this guy gets in, we can kiss any vestige of judicial decency goodbye. Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America. And, that, my friends, is not being dramatic.

[Have no fear. They will continue to allow DUmmieland to stay in existence. After all, it is an endless source of comedic entertainment.]

Goodbye America - Hello Christian extremist theocrats if this happens. But we will not allow them to do so even if it means civil war, expecially when it comes to women's rights. We'll quite politely rip their eyes and hearts out.

[You've already given us solid proof that your brains have been ripped out.]

Yes, you're right... This will be do or die for America! Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!

[You will NEVER support them again...until you go crawling back again like lapdogs with your tails between your legs.]

Personally, I think a clear agenda item is to impeach every Federal bench appointment Bush made once election fraud is demonstrated to the majority of the population, which simply relies on the story being covered...every single one of them. Judge Abner Mikva, retired, a distinguished jurist agrees with me, btw. He said so right after *'s sElection.

[I always suspected that Judge Mikva was a bit nutty but thank you for this new information confirming that he is actually completely LOOOOOONY!]

Dont give in Dems...This one is for all the marbles...

[Yes, those marbles that you have lost.]

We cannot let the SCOTUS slip its gone too far already

[The Democrats are too far gone already. Oh, and your slip is showing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; alito; alitohearings; dummies; filibuster; judgealito
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To: gate2wire

No. As Boortz says, it's an easy way to identify a complete idiot. Of course, if they're posting on DU, that's a foregone conclusion...


61 posted on 01/10/2006 8:00:29 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (When in Rome, yell and complain until Romans do what you want them to do. If that fails, sue.)
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To: 101st-Eagle
And that's before you even take in to consideration the side the world's most powerful military will align with should a wet dream like this ever come to fruition.

There is a poster there going by the name of LynnetheDem who is married to a soldier stationed at Ft. Hood. She claims that most in the military are on their side. Of course, she's a bald-faced liar. Ft. Hood and the surrounding area is the reddest of red areas.
62 posted on 01/10/2006 8:04:49 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (When in Rome, yell and complain until Romans do what you want them to do. If that fails, sue.)
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To: chesley
There's a lot of old hippies there. I post there, too. I'm 57, and there are a number of people who, just by the way they 'talk', you know they went through the 60s. I guess the acid stunted their growth, because they are still mental midgets.

Old hippies are usually non-violent and peaceful. I lurk there ("Skinner" has banned me three times for opposing views)...and I cannot believe the amount of rage exhibited. There are plenty of tinfoil hat conspiracy believers too. The old hippies are probably the ones who post yearnings for a Cuban commune with Castro...

63 posted on 01/10/2006 8:15:01 AM PST by meandog (FUDU)
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To: meandog
I've been banned twice, once as 'chesley', 300 posts, once as 'forgethell', 4500 posts. I'm now working my way back up to 1000+ posts so I can start posting some common sense over there.

I cannot believe how easy it was to create a new account, and get back on. I hope it isn't as easy here.
64 posted on 01/10/2006 8:20:19 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Post 54 is chock full of inaccuracies on different levels, but it's the subject mattere and desperation in this persons message I find so, well, delicious. I don't think I have ever used that word here before.

Is squealing allowed? BWWAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!!

65 posted on 01/10/2006 8:30:57 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: PJ-Comix

This poor, hopeless, delusional DUmmies. They really do live in another world.


66 posted on 01/10/2006 8:38:55 AM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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To: chesley
They're gonna send their welfare check to their Senator??

All it takes is to tell a DUmmie that said Senator is a mere $10 away from starting a filibuster....

67 posted on 01/10/2006 8:38:56 AM PST by NRA1995 ("Go on....call for help....squeal....no one's gonna save you now!")
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To: PJ-Comix
Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

How could four votes out of nine do that?

68 posted on 01/10/2006 8:41:03 AM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (Eschew obfuscation, ya'll.)
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To: NRA1995

Ain't it the truth? LOL


69 posted on 01/10/2006 8:42:14 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
And that's before you even take in to consideration the side the world's most powerful military will align with should a wet dream like this ever come to fruition.

There is a poster there going by the name of LynnetheDem who is married to a soldier stationed at Ft. Hood. She claims that most in the military are on their side. Of course, she's a bald-faced liar. Ft. Hood and the surrounding area is the reddest of red areas.

Have you ever had her try to explain away the more-than- well-known fact that the Dems fear the military vote with incresing hysteria in every election and try to disallow military absentee ballots in their new deligitimizing machine? Has she ever seen hard numbers as to the military's overwhelming Republican registration? For every one of her husband, there were hundreds like me that loathed the thought of ever taking orders from a leftist CIC. Thank God I had the priviledge to serve under Ronald W Reagan the Great.

70 posted on 01/10/2006 8:43:58 AM PST by 101st-Eagle
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To: PJ-Comix

(sung to the beat from Alouette)
Ali O Tow
Sammy Ali O Tow
Ali O Tow
Vote for him for judge!


71 posted on 01/10/2006 8:50:39 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty (Everyone has an equal opportunity, but is not guaranteed an equal outcome.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts will recreate America.

Don't forget the upcoming nominations to replace Stevens and probably Ginsburg.

72 posted on 01/10/2006 9:11:49 AM PST by nina0113
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To: freedumb2003; 101st-Eagle
Try Googling "The Magical Misery Tour" with "National Lampoon".

The parody was written by a friend of mine, Michael O'Donoghue. He took actual quotes from John Lennon and cobbled them into a song. Michael produced the Lampoon's Radio Hour long ago, and the song was released on the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album. I think there are mp3s of it on the web.

73 posted on 01/10/2006 9:14:40 AM PST by RedRover (Genius is pain, Michael's gone; it's later than you think.)
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To: PJ-Comix

"If Dems don't filibuster, they are sending us a clear signal...We are on our own...These hearings are a farce...As far as I am concerned, it is their LAST damn chance. NO TO ALITO!...If the Dems don't filibuster, we are F*CKED!...We are standing at the Brink...Dem's MUST filibuster Alito!!! If they don't I'll NEVER support them again!"

How hilarious is it that the DUmmies already know it's over. They're already in Panic Mode. They can sense that their Rat Senators are getting absolutely nowhere and are only left with a desperate appeal for a filibuster.

Hey DUmmies...better triple up on the meds. It's over before it ever began, lol.


74 posted on 01/10/2006 9:40:15 AM PST by Nasher
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To: freedumb2003

try this:
http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/KF/0512/Magical_Misery_Tour.mp3


75 posted on 01/10/2006 9:46:09 AM PST by jurroppi1
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To: RedRover

Thanks so much for the info!! I was just slightly hoping I might get some help on this.

Man, I love FR!


76 posted on 01/10/2006 10:01:13 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: jurroppi1

Thanks!!!

I have been looking for it for YEARS! My memory of where I heard it had faded so much, I didn't know how to filter it further.

:)


77 posted on 01/10/2006 10:02:19 AM PST by freedumb2003 (American troops cannot be defeated. American Politicians can.)
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To: chesley; Admin Moderator

Actually, it's easier here. You can register for an account with most (if not all) free e-mail accounts. There are some cases where an obvious troll account is banned before they can post. ImpeachTheChimp, the name of one of my old DUmp moles, for example, would probably be banned here before a single post. In general, though, FR is more open to debate than DU.


78 posted on 01/10/2006 10:14:16 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (When in Rome, yell and complain until Romans do what you want them to do. If that fails, sue.)
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To: WinOne4TheGipper

Yes, I always thought so.


79 posted on 01/10/2006 10:16:07 AM PST by chesley (Liberals...what's not to loathe?)
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To: jurroppi1

"...I'm a foucking genius."

LOL. Brilliant. Even sings like a DUmmie.


80 posted on 01/10/2006 10:47:27 AM PST by gate2wire (I Love Exxon-Mobil.)
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