Posted on 01/05/2006 12:55:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Bread and Butter, Bacon and Eggs, and DUmmies and Conspiracies. Yes, they all go together. I mean any visit to DUmmieland will show you that it is filled with the most bizarre conspiracy theories of all kinds. Absolutely NOTHING is too far out for the DUmmie imagination when you consider the BIG debate there is whether 9-11 was LIHOP (Bush Let It Happen On Purpose) or MIHOP (Bush Made It Happen On Purpose). Anybody there daring to suggest that it was the fault of Al-Qaeda are quickly tombstoned. Therefore it was interesting (and fun) to read this DUmmie poll question THREAD titled, "Poll question: DUers are obsessed with the need for conspiracy?" Of course, it would not surprise me a bit if the DUmmies come up with a conspiracy theory for this conspiracy question thread. See, it is being quickly featured by the DUmmie FUnnies so that must mean a Karl Rove agent planted this question in order to make the DUmmies look like complete fools thus furthering the rightwing agenda. As usual the DUmmie Conspiricist Theories are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for his Rovian payoff in a brown bag delivered by an agent of Richard Mellon Scaife, is in the [brackets]:
Poll question: DUers are obsessed with the need for conspiracy?
[DU you really even need to bother to ask, Mr. MIHOP?]
Not all of us but cmon people. The latest two:
[Just two?]
The tragic mistakes in West Virginia were actually an attempt by the Bush administration to disparage East Coast media outlets?
[Contradicting that assumption will lead to your tombstoning.]
The fact that some of the 9/11 Hijackers took a gambling cruise on Jack Abramoff's ill gotten boat is proof positive that Bush knew that the attacks were coming.
[But...but all the dots connect PERFECTLY. A couple of hijackers board a gambling cruise in which Abramoff is one of the owners and...and...IMPEACH BUSH NOW!!!]
I think some of us need a nap and maybe some special pills.
[aka Meds.]
In a Rovian world. There comes a time when conspiracies are no longer theories. I don't think we're conspiracy obsessed. Just truth obsessed. And the truth will be revealed.
[WHEW! Thanx for bringing the DUmmie discussion level back to its normal paranoia.]
You are familiar with KKKarl's history, aren't you? I'm not saying I'm for or against those theories you listed, but KKKarl is so low, nothing is beneath him. He has to drill upwards to get to bedrock. Remember McCain's "black baby?" The "child molesting" judge? The 'bugging' of his own office? Please. He's slime.
[And the Tsunami which was perfectly timed to take attention away from the growing discontent with Bush. KKKarl was OBVIOUSLY involved.]
We all know Rove is a world-class bastard, but his actual bastardry is small-time. He's not Ming the freakin' Merciless, for chrisakes.
[Correct. He is actually Rove the Ruthless.]
If the man was a tithe as powerful, influential and effective as a lot of people seem to think, we wouldn't be having this conversation because we'd already be totally f*ked.
[Better check your rear entrance because you already are.]
This thread is a Rovian conspiracy to distract from the Rovian conspiracy.
[And this DUmmie WINS a Karl Rove Kewpie Doll for having a brief moment of mental clarity!]
Clearly this thread is a Rovian conspiracy to highlight the false Rovian conspiracies, all the better to allow the true Rovian conspiracy, the one the false conspiracies only hint at, to flourish unnoticed.
[Actually the accusation of Rovian conspiracies is itself a Rovian conspiracy therefore you must be a Rovian agent.]
Half of the time the conspiracy theorists are probably far closer to the truth than the media.
[Including the Rovian conspiracy theories about Rovian conpiracies.]
I think the media are out of touch with people's lives, and so people start to look for something that explains their 'reality' better, because often the media don't do a good job of it.
[Your conspiracy theories can be found in the Alternate Reality.]
My point is that half of the time, what appears to be wild theory is probably far closer to the one and only True Reality than the official media's version.
[Except on Wednesdays when they revert to the Alternate Reality.]
It is all so mixed up. Because the first thing a sociopath in trouble (about to be found out) will do is try and inflict psychic trauma on the witness/victim to try make them look angry & deranged so they can be isolated and ignored.
[Angry & deranged? No effort is needed to make the DUmmies appear that way.]
Fact is - when nefarious liars on loose - in the WH or anywhere else - people who see them for what they are and are terrified - will wonder what is up. Will want a more veratic truth. And that pattern will follow them. Rove is a nefarious. People who don't put anything past him have likely been everywhere in his life. Now there are just more people. Because of the choices he makes. Because of his actions. Because he manipulates to get power for his puppet-man.
[You want the veratic truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE VERATIC TRUTH!!!]
And those 2 huge steel and concrete buildings suddenly collapsed at freefall speed after burning for about an hour...Plus the 47 story building a block away...But it was so intensly hot it melted steel!
[Obviously the Al-Qaeda terrorists could not have possibly destroyed the WTC so Bush dreamt up a conspiracy theory ridiculously pinning the blame on them.]
We may be crazy, but we're not stupid!
[Don't be modest. I give you credit for being stupid as well.]
1. Some of the alleged hijackers trained at Huffman Aviation, which was busted for 42 pounds of heroin
2. Abramoff's gambling boats would be a good cover for money laundering and drug smuggling
3. Sibel Edmonds and Indira Singh tell us that money laundering, drug smuggling, and terrorism are all connected
[4. This is a brainwashed mind on drugs.]
James Dobson and Jack Abhamoff met with the Cousin of Mohohammed Atta's next door neighbor's dentist from Memphis at a University of Colorado Football game 4 years ago. More proof that Rove engineered Diebold well known plan to Bomb the WTC in order to kill the secrtary of the Brother of the CEO of their competitor and thus insure that Bush could win a second term thus further insuring an attack on Iraq to deflect attention for the Enron-Haliburton-Diebold-Cheney plot to take over the world.
[Your Jesting Post will soon become Accepted Truth in DUmmieland.]
It's really f*cking annoying to watch a gaggle of paranoids bleat their fear & despair at every turn of the news cycle. You can't actually convince them otherwise, and they refuse to engage in positive action against their shadowy oppressors. Pity, really.
[Pity, really, that you are about to be tombstoned for making a rational remark.]
No one knows the extent of the regime's evil abilities - they certainly have a great distain for law. And knowing what we know about them, at this point, the fact that we have to wonder if its not some well-timed (they're all well-timed) plot is reason for disgust. But that should be directed toward those who brought us to this evil place, not those who wonder how far down hole we've fallen.
[Your reversion to conspiracy theories is sooooo soothing.]
What do you think of the report that some of the hijackers were on a Suncruz casino ship the week before the "hi-jackings". What do you think of the fact that Abramoff was a lobbyist for interests in Pakistan? Now I don't know that ** knew about the details of the planning and conspiring that took place between these and other elements within our military and intelligence communities. But he knew something, don't you think? Don't you find it curious the connections that were had by Atta and associates in Florida? And do you find it curious that it has been nothing but miner coverage all day on the news outlets.(not that it is not newsworthy). The "apparent" error in reporting has sure fueled the news day. Perhaps you haven't been as jaded as some. I for one, take NOTHING at face value. I also definately do not accept newspeak as fact. I always assume I am in the spin zone.
[I always assume you are in the Twilight Zone.]
People keep mentioning the connections between the hijackers and Suncruz/Florida/Abramoff. What connections?? They were there gambling. So were hundreds, probably thousands, of other people. What does that prove?
[It proves that you are too rational to remain in DUmmieland, my soon-to-be-tombstoned DUmmie.]
1. why did the mine corp wait 3 HOURS to tell the truth once they let the lie out?
a. to distract from their crimes by getting everyone to focus on their hate of the M$M?
b. did rove green light it to be able to beat on the M$M to distract from their own problems (look ma a 2fer)
2. SOP - why were we under attack for almost to friggin hours, for CHRISTS sake, and not a single jet fighter in our 400 BILLION dollar arsenal could intervene?
3. why did those buildings fall in their own FOOT-PRINTS?
4. we all know the chimp ain't gotta clue and didn't even REACT (another tell) after being informed that we were UNDER ATTACK by his chief of staff (card) but why in cheneys name didn't the SS whisk him out of harms way until AFTER the photo-op?
[The FUnniest thing about your post is that you are NOT trying to be FUnnie.]
Yes The country is actually being run by Gilligan From his secret Island lair. I know this because the SS Minnow has actually never been found. It my belief that it actually being hidden in the US Gold Bullion Depository in Fort Knox, Kentucky. And actually it's not a boat at all they found the craft outside Groom Lake, Mexico. Never mind the timeline difficulies. That is part of Rov's secret plan as well.
[Your DUmmie post actually makes more sense than the preceding one.]
If the right-wingers are as powerful as the conspiracy types claim, we should just surrender because clearly resistence is pointless.
[SURRENDER NOW!!! RESISTENCE IS POINTLESS!!!]
I know Zuckerman, editor of Newsweek stopped his limousine and pull out his cell phone and kill all news coverage of a protest at an event in Manhattan he was attending in Nov 2000. All of the news crews were there and talking to the 400 protesters in wheel chairs or hooked up to IVs. Not one peep got published. So do not tell me it could not happen.
[I think this conspiracy theory Zucks.]
I have seen people who would believe anything.
[Including the wild conspiracy theory that Dennis Kuchinich's Press Secretary was secretly working for John Kerry.]
Exactly. I think the chart below makes it all very clear:
Yes! The "hijackers" were in FLORIDA! And who is the GOVERNOR of Florida? Jeb . . . BUSH! And who ELSE lives in Florida? That's right! PJ-COMIX!!! NOW is it becoming clear?!
NO ONE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hah! I'm dating myself. I used to have that album. And yes, Gracie Slick does have an amazing voice.
AHH! The web widens! This proves that there were THOUSANDS in on this, working for Rove!
Zuckerman. Obvious neocon.
We are talking about people who will not go to bed, without looking under the bed with a flashlight, first.
Y'all may think I'm kidding, but I lived through 4 years with a "Joisey girl", until the cost of flashlight batteries got so dear I had to send her home to Momma!
Cuter than a speckled pup, hotter than a Datil pepper, but nuttier than a fruitcake! Born to be a DEMOCRAT!
I worry about what is under the bed, too, got to be honest, but I just chunk my gnarly little Tomcat under there, and he takes care of it, just fine!
Hell, it could have been worse, she could have come from NYC!
I hear rumblings from the Northland, about "Pataki for Prez", and other equally stupid ideas, but, I just consider the source , and say "No Way"!
Of course they are. They have no ideas other than LARGER govt. and socialistic programs. The U.S. people are soundly against democrat's liberal ideas.
DUmmie FUnnies 06-27-05 ("How many of us here take antidepressants?")
Effexor here. first i was on paxil but it made me too zombie-like. have been on effexor for about 4.5 years. and we are not weak. i just didn't want to feel that way anymore and decided to do something about it.
Effexor here, too. Paxil made me hear voices in my head (not the usual ones ) and made me feel very paranoid and think that I was being stalked, but Effexor XR has worked like a charm for me for the last year. No side effects except a little stomach queasiness for the first couple of weeks.
You should hear what the voices in my head are calling you
Manic here on Trazadone because everything else makes me to HYPER!!
I too have a family history of depression. I was diagnosed with a anxiety disorder that bordered on depression (I used to get panic attacks). I've been taking a very low dose of cilexa (sp?) for the past couple of years.
prozac here, with no apologies. i spent years working out, meditating, eating perfectly, counseling, etc. etc. etc. always on the verge of suicide. i say praise prozac.
It goes on and on...
I think there was a study in the eighties that showed a direct correlation between excessive pot smoking and paranoia. Are there any polls over in DU concerning tokers? (Double-Hmmmm)
LOL! BTW, didn't Li'l Kim's government throw a fit over the way he was portrayed in "Team America?" I mean the guy is a big movie fanatic and his ONLY portrayal in a foreign film is as a nerdy maniac. I hope he saw the flick.
Perhaps the building construction failure phenomenon known as a "pancake collapse?"
Or a supplement to:
Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM IV)
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
Of crap we'll try to float;
It started down in Florida
Aboard a gambling boat.
The boat was owned by Abramoff,
A neocon for sure;
Some "terrorists" set sail that day
For a three-hour tour,
A three-hour tour. . . .
The storm was getting Rovian--
Must not connect the dots!
If not for the evil of the Bush Regime,
The DUmmies would seem nuts,
The DUmmies would seem nuts. . . .
The sh*t runs deep in DUmmieland--
Just look how high it's piled!
With Gannon/Gosch--and Gockert too--
The ambassador and his wife,
The MoveOn crowd,
The producer, named Mary Mapes--
Here on DUmmies Gone Wild!
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