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DUmmie FUnnies 11-23-05 ("Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 23, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/23/2005 8:40:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Have you ever noticed how self-righteously outraged liberals become if you DARE to accuse them of being sympathetic to communism? They will accuse you of trying to smear them as well as go into a "How dare you question my patriotism?" mode. However, if you actually READ what the DUmmies and their leftist cohorts actually say to each other on the subject of communism, you will see not only sympathy but flat out LOVE for communism as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?" As usual, the Bolshevik DUmmie postings expressing their sympathy for Bolshevism is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the spectacle of the Bolshevik DUmmies from the deck of the Battleship Potemkin, is in the [brackets]:

Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?

[Yes. Isn't it silly to think ill of communism which is just a progressive alternate economic system?]

Why do some people think it?

[Probably for some stupid reason like a familiarity with history.]

The Crimes of Communism pale in comparison to the Acts of Evil that have been done by Plutocracies and Theocracies.

[In the DUmmie mind we are now living under an EVIL Bush Plutocracy/Theocracy. Ergo, communism is BETTER than what we now have.]

The things that the Far Right are planning are the things that we should be acting against, not screaming and ranting about Communist 'threat'.

I should know, real live Theocrats are trying to take over Ohio!

[They've already taken over the Ohio Diebold voting machines.]

We've got to come together to stop the Far Right, it is the only way we can win.

[Thank you for that entertaining bit of paranoia, DUmmie ck4829. And now let us hear the rest of the DUmmie chorus chime in with their laughable observations about communism...]

We've been a plutocracy for some time now... Have them ask people who lived and worked in the late 40s-80s. Many of them were shocked when reagan's policies started dismantling the stable way of life they all grew up with.

[Ronald Reagan also dismantled the "stable" way of life the communists in Europe grew up with.]

Decades of corporatist conditioning.

[Only decades of coporatist conditioning have brainwashed us into thinking that Stalinist Russia or North Korea under the enlightened Li'l Kim were anything other that Workers' Paradises.]

when has true communism ever been attempted? there have been countries that hve been proclaimed by themselves or others as "communist"...but have any of them really been?

[SIGH! The old leftwing excuse as to why Communist nations have failed. See, there really weren't any communist societies yet so we need to keep experimenting until we we get it right.]

As a history major in the 70's, communist doctrine was historical fact among the professors. We were taught a theoretical understanding of communism, and its dialectics, branches and choices.

At the time the Soviet Union looked extremely strong and countries throughout the world, especially in the Third World were changing to a communist form of government.

To the professors this was seen as inevitable, and to us students it was seen as a positive for the world as a whole. With every professor in the history department a Marxist, we were all pretty indocrinated.

[For the DUmmies, those were the Good Old Days.]

the US right wing has demonized every collective based solution, when those are mainstream in Europe.

[Oh how we envy the French economy!]

communism has been demonised and equated with Stalin and Mao.

[As opposed to the WONDERFUL communism under Li'l Kim and Castro.]

The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro than to any theoretical quality in Communism.

[The success of Cuban communism probably explains all those boat people from the States desperately trying to float over to that island paradise.]

Communism as a bogeyman is being supplanted with "Islamism" and "Islamofascism," etc. Same old right-wing BS, just a different name.

[Yeah. Islamofascism is just a myth. All those women in Taliban Afghanistan covered themselves from head to foot in ugly black burkhas because they LIKED it, not because they were forced to.]

i find the charms of democracy highly over rated.

[Then I recommend the charms of Pyongyang.]

Another pet peeve of mine is people dressed in black, at rallies, with the hammer and sickle on their clothes. How much of an asshole do you have to be?

[Anti-Communism in DUmmieland but only because he doesn't like their sense of fashion. You would prefer they wear pastel pants and a Che T-Shirt?]

It was the greatest American Brainwashing next to the War on Terrer that our government has ever promulgated on it's citizenry. American Citizens have had the dreaded "Commie Pinko " - "better dead than red" pounded into our collective psyches for over a half century.

[We were brainwashed into believing that Uncle Joe Stalin was something other than a warm hearted human being.]

Every communist society has turned to shit. Every one.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

If a democracy is communist, there is nothing inherently wrong.

[And where did that fantasy society ever happen?]

I don't know if communism is better than what we have. What I do know is that with all that relentless propaganda, "they" sure didn't want me to EVER consider communism except to condemn it. WHY did "they" never want me to think of communism except to condemn it? Hmmmm. Wonder what they were hiding about communism? And why they were so threatened by it?

[You caught us!!! Okay, I confess. All these years we have been hiding from you DUmmies just how WUUUNDERFUL communism is. Therefore we shall make amends by ensuring that you can move to the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea. So take the one-way flight to Pyonyang. Go ahead. You'll LOVE it there. I promise.]


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To: PJ-Comix


The DUmmies want to know about communism? They should read this book. Highly recommended.
61 posted on 11/23/2005 9:48:13 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only place I can think of that it's worked out is Cuba, and that seems more due to the excellence of Cuba itself and Castro. . . .

"Here's lookin' at you, kid! (Useful idiot. . ..)"


62 posted on 11/23/2005 9:49:30 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Workers' Paradise.)
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To: weegee
45 million dead babies from abortion and they champion murder as a "right".

Good point...clearly human life is NOT a value for liberals. Any guess how many abortions have taken place under communism? Perhaps they are angry that we haven't slaughtered as many babies as communist countries have.

63 posted on 11/23/2005 9:50:23 AM PST by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: Calusa
100 Million dead in 50 years is nothing compared to the Bush/Halliburton/KBR panty raid at Aboo-hoo Grabbe.

And I heard the air-conditioning is too cold at Club Gitmo.

Evil b*st*rds.

64 posted on 11/23/2005 9:58:27 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Cruel and unusual vacation.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Honey, that is so sweet of you!


65 posted on 11/23/2005 9:58:47 AM PST by Xenalyte ("Every day should be the best day ever!" -Frank DellaPenna, Cast in Bronze)
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To: dubyaismypresident; PJ-Comix
14 posted on 11/23/2005 10:48:31 AM CST by dubyaismypresident (THIRTEENTH!!!!)

Missed it by thismuch!

66 posted on 11/23/2005 10:01:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (There's no place like Rome. . . .)
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To: Calusa
Read Acts of the Apostles.

Not really. Even that was voluntary. No state control.

67 posted on 11/23/2005 10:03:12 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (NT scholar)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"It's funny, really. They pretend to pay me, and I pretend to work."

-Unknown Russian Worker


68 posted on 11/23/2005 10:03:21 AM PST by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: cripplecreek

I too have known people who lived in the former Soviet Union. They have nothing good to say about it.


69 posted on 11/23/2005 10:07:26 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Atheism is the opiate of the Commies.)
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To: Horatio Gates

Bravo Zulu!


70 posted on 11/23/2005 10:09:52 AM PST by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: PJ-Comix
Why do some people (DU'ers too) think that Communism is the worst?

I hate being serious on a DUFU, but the fundamental reason why Communism doesn't work is that it ignores the fundamental nature of people. By making individuals subordinate to the artifical construct of the state, it removes the incentives for applying oneself to improving and producing.

In their fairy-tale socialist utopia, everyone is an artist or scientist. But who grows the food? Who volunteers to haul garbage if not to earn money to feed their family? In a society where no person is responsible for themselves, then how can the collective group be responsible for any of the individuals?

71 posted on 11/23/2005 10:13:54 AM PST by kevkrom (Thank you... I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress. (And try the veal!))
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To: CSM; PJ-Comix
Must be the day everything changed.

Where is Willy-boy these days? Have I missed an edition of the DUFU where he renounces the world & goes off to live on an island, weaving mats & selling them to tourists?

72 posted on 11/23/2005 10:33:35 AM PST by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix
>>>>If a democracy is communist, there is nothing inherently wrong.


Especially if you Jimmy Carter their to certify all your elections. Then no one can doubt your legitimacy.
73 posted on 11/23/2005 10:35:43 AM PST by .cnI redruM (Sticking a microphone in front of (Terrell) Owens is like giving a crackhead a spoonful.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If they ever get rid of Castro & the embargo, the whole country can get their books in the black just by selling off all those old cars. I understand they're all held together with baling wire & bubblegum, but they keep them running somehow. Detroit might want to recruit some engineers from Cuba, too - keeping those cars running with no spare parts requires true mechanical genius.


74 posted on 11/23/2005 10:39:30 AM PST by nina0113
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To: WinOne4TheGipper
It's great at making people disappear.
75 posted on 11/23/2005 10:55:50 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: Charles Henrickson
And goodboy is first in their sights! They're gonna wash his mouth out with soap, dress him in a nice little suit, and make him go to church every Sunday.
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He's also going to have to stop cursing like a... well, like a DUmmie.
76 posted on 11/23/2005 11:00:03 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: LUV W
Wonder what they were hiding about communism? And why they were so threatened by it?
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Well, they didn't want to be murdered, and they didn't want their families murdered. Is that threatening enough? As to hiding, they weren't hiding anything about communism, that was the point.
The moron calls being told the truth propaganda.
Right moron, never learn anything from people with more experience than you. They must be hiding something.
77 posted on 11/23/2005 11:09:36 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: weegee
If the DUmmies want to live under communism, why don't they frickin' move?
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They don't want to move. They don't want to be inconvenienced during the fulfillment of their political fantasies. They don't mind all they rest of us being inconvenienced by the fulfillment of their political fantasies.
78 posted on 11/23/2005 11:15:33 AM PST by Cheburashka
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To: Cheburashka

They are trying their darndest to turn us into what they mistakenly think Communism is and we'd better start fighting against it or we'll wake up to find pictures of the Chia Pet Kimmy or Castro on every street corner!


79 posted on 11/23/2005 11:27:47 AM PST by luvie (Our will is strong, our nation is united, and we will settle for nothing less than victory. GWB11-11)
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To: nina0113

You do realize that while the car bodies may have been made in Detroit, the replacement engines now in them were probably manufactured somewhere in the Urals?

I don't know, maybe that wouldn't matter to old car enthusiasts...


80 posted on 11/23/2005 11:37:31 AM PST by Cheburashka
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