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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-05 ("How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

One of the great myths perpetrated by liberals is that even though they may have disagreed with Ronald Reagan, they still respect him. HOGWASH!!! Back when Reagan was President in the 80's, the liberals hated him and they STILL DO as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "DC People: How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'" It gives me GREAT PLEASURE that when DUmmies fly to D.C., they have to land at RONALD REAGAN Airport. So the next time you make the flight to D.C., if you see some red-faced idiot screeching like a maniac, you can be sure it is a DUmmie going berserk at the Reagan name. As usual, the Reagan hating DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hearing the Gipper saying "There You Go Again," is in the [brackets]:

DC People: How annoying is the phrase "Reagan Airport"??

[RONALD REAGAN!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED! STEP BY STEP...]

It's been almost eight years since they changed the name, and I'm still no less pissed about it. Remember when the Repukes claimed that they weren't going to take George Washington's name off? Well, it's still called Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, but of course people now just call it "Reagan" or "Reagan Airport" or "Reagan National."

I'm guessing that 99.9% of DUers refuse to call it by that name, but what do you do when people refer to it as that to you? Ignore it? Say something smide? Just curious.

[I'm guessing that 100% of the DUmmies need to bite down hard on a leather strap when seeing or hearing the name, "Ronald Reagan National Airport."]

I just flow out of National a week ago. I refuse to use the raygun name unless I absolutely have to. Love the airport, hate the name.

[In the DUmmie Alternate Reality it is called "Jimmy Carter National Airport."]

I refer to it as "WASHINGTON NATIONAL F***KING AIRPORT"... That usually clears most debate on the subject.

[After a normal person decks you.]

What pisses me off about the name is the repugs are guilty of re-writing history. Sound familiar? Of course it does, it is what repugs do all the time but pretend it is a tactic of the Dems. I get really steamed about Washington National because I am one of the millions of people who remember Raygun's administration - corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder.

[Corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder? Perfect description of Mark Rich's benefactor.]

My daughter flew there yesterday from Houston's George Bush Intercontinental airport. How sad.

[How glad.]

When people say "Reagan Airport" I correct them. and say, "You mean National?"

[No. I mean RONALD REAGAN Airport, DUmmie.]

Kinda like the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE here in FLORIDA! Yeah, makes a whole lot of goddamn sence to rename it from the "MAJORITY STONEMAN DOUGLAS TURNPIKE" (for those who don't know, she wrote "RIVER OF GRASS" and helped SAVE THE EVERGLADES, which is amazing since no one gives a SHIT about the environment in this hellhole state) to renaming it after RayGun, who had NOTHING to do with this state...unless you want to count how he helped RUIN it for 8 years along with the rest of the country.

[One of the GREAT pleasures of driving on the Turnpike down here is seeing the name RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE on the signs and knowing how much it pisses off the liberals.]

How do I feel about it? Makes me gag, that's how I feel about it...

[So was that your car that I saw driving wildly off the side of the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE last weekend?]

Worse than that...they re-named one of the tollways After Reagan out here in Chicagoland. I-88 E-W Tollway is now Reagan 'Expressway'. Ugh!!!!

[WOO! HOO! I did not know that.]


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KEYWORDS: dca; dummies; ronaldreagan
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To: Prime Choice; hobbes1

Great graphic. I have just added it to my profile page. If I had a high quality printer, I'd print some out.


41 posted on 11/21/2005 4:34:28 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
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To: birbear
Liberals aint got no money.

Then who the hell is getting my taxes?!

42 posted on 11/21/2005 4:35:36 PM PST by Prime Choice (Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, my Congresscritter, in whose district lies Ronald Reagan National Airport, must be one of these DUmmies, since he refuses to refer to it as anything but "National Airport". When he's not beating up 10-year old boys and insulting the Israelis, Jim Moran is stalking the halls of Congress. Wish we could get rid of him, but I live in the bluest section of Virginia.
43 posted on 11/21/2005 4:43:17 PM PST by COBOL2Java (The Katrina Media never gets anything right, so why should I believe them?)
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To: gidget7

"But hey, they might even make the playoffs this year!"

Ahh...no, no way..you are dreaming. I am a long time Redskins fan, but ahh...well, frankly...they suck. Sometimes you just have to face the truth.


44 posted on 11/21/2005 4:50:18 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: SandyInSeattle
If he starts screeching, "You mean National?" I'll know he's a DUmmie.

You can really stretch this one out - all the while watching the vein pulse on his forehead. Play dumb when he says "You mean National?" and say very innocently, "Uh, no, 'Reagan Airport.' You know, the one just across the Potomac from Washington DC?" He may try again, saying something like "NO! It's NATIONAL AIRPORT!" to which you can reply, "I'm pretty sure it is 'Reagan'. When did they name it 'National'?" If he finally screams something like "THE NAME OF THE AIRPORT IS RONALD REAGAN WASHINGTON NATIONAL!!!!" you can smile and then counter with "Made you say his name!"

45 posted on 11/21/2005 4:54:46 PM PST by COBOL2Java (The Katrina Media never gets anything right, so why should I believe them?)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Friends of the Everglades was founded in 1969 by Marjory Stoneman Douglas, a pioneer conservationist and author of The Everglades."

I don't think she spelled it "MAJORITY ", but hey, what do I know. Perhaps she was a large woman and constituted a MAJORITY whereever she went.


46 posted on 11/21/2005 4:54:47 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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To: PJ-Comix
FOURTEENTH !!!! ooopppsss !
47 posted on 11/21/2005 4:57:54 PM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: PJ-Comix

Not THIRTEENTH, but perhaps top 50?


48 posted on 11/21/2005 5:01:55 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day (Win the war. Confirm the judges. Cut the taxes. Control the spending. Secure the border.)
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To: Choose Ye This Day; PJ-Comix

Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..Reagan National..ahhhhhhh, I feel better already! :o)


49 posted on 11/21/2005 5:16:06 PM PST by luvie (Our will is strong, our nation is united, and we will settle for nothing less than victory. GWB11-11)
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To: dubyaismypresident

You think they can get $20 together at one time??


50 posted on 11/21/2005 5:21:07 PM PST by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow! TWO DUmmie funnies in one day!


51 posted on 11/21/2005 5:42:00 PM PST by SquirrelKing (I'm not mean, you're just a sissy.)
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To: bitt

Planter's won't let the REAL Mr. Peanut die.


52 posted on 11/21/2005 5:49:06 PM PST by weegee (To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I claim TOP 100 for myself!!!!

Now, I wonder, how they would feel if they visited the homestate of Robert "KKK" Byrd, and noticed that DAMN near everything is named for "the Prince of Pork"...

You would think that after all those BILLIONS of $$$$$ funnelled into WV, it would be paradise. (Actually, there is a Paradise, WV, but if you blink, you would miss it. "Welcome to" and "Hurry Back" signs are on the same post....) I guess that is why my wife of 3 years and WV resident of 30 years wanted to move to VA so bad....

53 posted on 11/21/2005 5:56:47 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: COBOL2Java
Ah, yes, Jim Moron, er Moran. We got Rick (the Prick) Boucher here in the 9th. We voted SOLIDLY Republican 2 weeks ago, Kaine lost here by a 63%-36% vote, but he still got gov. Can't figure out why Boucher is still in office....(actually I can, he spends "bushels of bucks" in the district shortly before election time....)
54 posted on 11/21/2005 6:09:34 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: COBOL2Java
If he finally screams something like "THE NAME OF THE AIRPORT IS RONALD REAGAN WASHINGTON NATIONAL!!!!" you can smile and then counter with "Made you say his name!"

Then, you could call 911 because their head just exploded.....

55 posted on 11/21/2005 6:11:39 PM PST by dirtbiker (I've tried to see the liberal point of view, but I couldn't get my head that far up my a$$....)
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To: eastforker
"...what we are going to name GWB! Boy are they really gone a be pissed."

Kennedy Airport? That WOULD be nice...
56 posted on 11/21/2005 6:16:26 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
In Houston after Enron Park didn't work out (cough), we got Minute Maid Park. In the beginning I was appalled at MMPark but the name has kinda grown on me. Then I realized, I hate baseball, I don't care what they name the stupid park
57 posted on 11/21/2005 6:33:56 PM PST by Ditter
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To: chesley

They're just $10 away from getting it together.


58 posted on 11/21/2005 6:36:04 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix
[No. I mean RONALD REAGAN Airport, DUmmie.]

Gotta plead guilty here. I'm a native of the DC area, and I would never correct someone who referred to Reagan Airport, but the gratuitous re-naming of decades-old major places and roads here is getting out of hand. I'm ready to go back to RFK Stadium, National Airport, the Cabin John Bridge, and Nichols Avenue, which have been re-named to Fed-Ex Field, Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, the American Legion Bridge, and Martin Luther King Jr. Avenue. Enough already.

59 posted on 11/21/2005 6:37:02 PM PST by Steve0113 (Stay to the far right to get by.)
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To: cardinal4
Heh, heh. If they are so upset about it, they can assuage their grief at Bill Clintons Memorial Library, Adult Store and Strip Club..
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You forgot the Bill Clinton Memorial massage parlor.
60 posted on 11/21/2005 6:42:44 PM PST by Cheburashka
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