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DUmmie FUnnies 11-21-05 ("How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/21/2005 2:28:04 PM PST by PJ-Comix

One of the great myths perpetrated by liberals is that even though they may have disagreed with Ronald Reagan, they still respect him. HOGWASH!!! Back when Reagan was President in the 80's, the liberals hated him and they STILL DO as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "DC People: How annoying is the phrase 'Reagan Airport?'" It gives me GREAT PLEASURE that when DUmmies fly to D.C., they have to land at RONALD REAGAN Airport. So the next time you make the flight to D.C., if you see some red-faced idiot screeching like a maniac, you can be sure it is a DUmmie going berserk at the Reagan name. As usual, the Reagan hating DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hearing the Gipper saying "There You Go Again," is in the [brackets]:

DC People: How annoying is the phrase "Reagan Airport"??

[RONALD REAGAN!!! SLOOOOOWLY I TURNED! STEP BY STEP...]

It's been almost eight years since they changed the name, and I'm still no less pissed about it. Remember when the Repukes claimed that they weren't going to take George Washington's name off? Well, it's still called Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport, but of course people now just call it "Reagan" or "Reagan Airport" or "Reagan National."

I'm guessing that 99.9% of DUers refuse to call it by that name, but what do you do when people refer to it as that to you? Ignore it? Say something smide? Just curious.

[I'm guessing that 100% of the DUmmies need to bite down hard on a leather strap when seeing or hearing the name, "Ronald Reagan National Airport."]

I just flow out of National a week ago. I refuse to use the raygun name unless I absolutely have to. Love the airport, hate the name.

[In the DUmmie Alternate Reality it is called "Jimmy Carter National Airport."]

I refer to it as "WASHINGTON NATIONAL F***KING AIRPORT"... That usually clears most debate on the subject.

[After a normal person decks you.]

What pisses me off about the name is the repugs are guilty of re-writing history. Sound familiar? Of course it does, it is what repugs do all the time but pretend it is a tactic of the Dems. I get really steamed about Washington National because I am one of the millions of people who remember Raygun's administration - corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder.

[Corrupt, sleazy, profane and sold out to the highest corporate bidder? Perfect description of Mark Rich's benefactor.]

My daughter flew there yesterday from Houston's George Bush Intercontinental airport. How sad.

[How glad.]

When people say "Reagan Airport" I correct them. and say, "You mean National?"

[No. I mean RONALD REAGAN Airport, DUmmie.]

Kinda like the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE here in FLORIDA! Yeah, makes a whole lot of goddamn sence to rename it from the "MAJORITY STONEMAN DOUGLAS TURNPIKE" (for those who don't know, she wrote "RIVER OF GRASS" and helped SAVE THE EVERGLADES, which is amazing since no one gives a SHIT about the environment in this hellhole state) to renaming it after RayGun, who had NOTHING to do with this state...unless you want to count how he helped RUIN it for 8 years along with the rest of the country.

[One of the GREAT pleasures of driving on the Turnpike down here is seeing the name RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE on the signs and knowing how much it pisses off the liberals.]

How do I feel about it? Makes me gag, that's how I feel about it...

[So was that your car that I saw driving wildly off the side of the RONALD REAGAN TURNPIKE last weekend?]

Worse than that...they re-named one of the tollways After Reagan out here in Chicagoland. I-88 E-W Tollway is now Reagan 'Expressway'. Ugh!!!!

[WOO! HOO! I did not know that.]


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KEYWORDS: dca; dummies; ronaldreagan
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To: PJ-Comix
My daughter flew there yesterday from Houston's George Bush Intercontinental airport. How sad.

Heh, heh. If they are so upset about it, they can assuage their grief at Bill Clintons Memorial Library, Adult Store and Strip Club..

21 posted on 11/21/2005 2:46:14 PM PST by cardinal4 ("One man gone and another to go....")
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To: PJ-Comix
I refer to it as "WASHINGTON NATIONAL F***KING AIRPORT"... That usually clears most debate on the subject.

It also usually results in the ticket agent alerting security.

DUmmy jerk.

22 posted on 11/21/2005 2:49:12 PM PST by hattend (In France, it's not just the cheese that's soft and runny.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies also clearly remember the "Reagan Disaster" where President Reagan destroyed the world. They still trot it out to this day on the news talk shows every few months. I must have missed it.


23 posted on 11/21/2005 2:50:06 PM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult
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To: Petronski
Why would they be concerned about something so plebian as an airport?

Believe me, they are. You wouldn't believe the maneuvering that was done here in Atlanta to attempt to replace the name of the former mayor Hartsfield on Hartsfield Airport with Maynard Jackson's name, after Jackson died in the last couple of years or so - this, even though Hartsfield was largely instrumental in getting the airport built in the first place. They finally settled on a compromise: Hartsfield-Jackson International Airport.

24 posted on 11/21/2005 2:52:15 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemonRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Under 30?


25 posted on 11/21/2005 2:56:19 PM PST by SCALEMAN (Pelosi is as empty as an Amish Phone Directory)
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To: PJ-Comix
My daughter flew there yesterday from Houston's George Bush Intercontinental airport.

...and boy were her arms tired! [/rimshot]

26 posted on 11/21/2005 2:58:34 PM PST by Horatio Gates (Is it just me or does the Honda Element look like a toaster on wheels?)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will always call it Candlestick Park. Not 3 Comm or Monster or any other corporate name.

Just like my hometown favorites the Redskins had RFK stadium....then Fed Ex Field. I hate the branding takeover of stadiums & bowl games. The Tostitos Fiesta Bowl? How about the Preparation H Toilet Bowl? AY Carumba!
27 posted on 11/21/2005 3:13:02 PM PST by Feiny (Great minds think alike & fools seldom differ.)
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To: PJ-Comix
When people say "Reagan Airport" I correct them. and say, "You mean National?"

This gives me an idea... at Thanksgiving dinner I'll get my liberal BIL talking about the trip to DC he just took, which will give me an opening to start dropping "Reagan Airport" every three sentences.

If he starts screeching, "You mean National?" I'll know he's a DUmmie.

28 posted on 11/21/2005 3:22:40 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: feinswinesuksass
How about the Preparation H Toilet Bowl?

Would that be the contest between the two last-place teams? ;-)

29 posted on 11/21/2005 3:24:46 PM PST by Purrcival (C'mon, Mr. President, fight back! Don't let DemonRATs' lies stand unanswered!)
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To: feinswinesuksass

I know what you mean. It may say "Qwest Field" on the side of the building, but it'll always be "Seahawk Stadium" to me.


30 posted on 11/21/2005 3:28:59 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: PJ-Comix; Zacs Mom; PhilDragoo; Happy2BMe; potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; ...

The DUmmies are still upset at the nation's outpouring of affection and admiration upon Reagan's death...they had hoped that they had quashed the 'sentimentality and selective memories' that we dirtbag GOPers had for the man.

They were absolutely AGHAST at the way the nation stopped and demanded coverage of every single hour's tribute to the man.

WAIT UNTIL THEY SEE THE COMPARISON when Jimmah kicks the bucket.


31 posted on 11/21/2005 3:30:44 PM PST by bitt ('"A nation can survive its fools, and even the ambitious. But it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Put Reagan on the twenty dollar bill. Piss off DUmmies every time they go to the ATM.


32 posted on 11/21/2005 3:44:40 PM PST by NeoCaveman (THIRTEENTH!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Borax Queen

Heck, I still use Twenty Mule Team Borax just because of RR.


33 posted on 11/21/2005 3:48:38 PM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: dubyaismypresident
Put Reagan on the twenty dollar bill. Piss off DUmmies every time they go to the ATM.

Way ahead of ya, FRiend. Did this one in early June of 2004:


34 posted on 11/21/2005 4:04:41 PM PST by Prime Choice (Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Two funnies in one day! Yippeee!!!!!

Actually, I fly out of REAGAN on Wednesday (yes, I am nuts). I use REAGAN all the time!


35 posted on 11/21/2005 4:11:27 PM PST by Hoodlum91
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To: investigateworld
Heck, I still use Twenty Mule Team Borax just because of RR.

YEP!!! Me too!

36 posted on 11/21/2005 4:15:32 PM PST by Borax Queen
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To: PJ-Comix

I watched a couple of episodes early on. Will I be wasting two hours if I watch these episodes tonight? I'm dying to know what THIRTEENTH means!


37 posted on 11/21/2005 4:18:11 PM PST by Amityschild
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To: The KG9 Kid

You poor thing!! Bet ya had to wash the car after that!! LOL


38 posted on 11/21/2005 4:26:54 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Prime Choice
nice pic, but your idea is wrong.

Liberals aint got no money.
39 posted on 11/21/2005 4:29:06 PM PST by birbear (Admit it. you clicked on the "I have already previewed" button without actually previewing the post.)
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To: feinswinesuksass

I love the Redskins too, always have, always will, so does my son. But hey, they might even make the playoffs this year!

It's still RFK to us!


40 posted on 11/21/2005 4:30:02 PM PST by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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