DUmmie FUnnies 11-14-05 (DUmmies Blame Bush/NeoConsters/Mossad For Amman Bombings)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 14, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Talking_Mouse]

This "woman confessing" story is bullshit. I don't personally know who does each act of terrorism (crime). I just know that Bushco/Faux/CNN cannot be trusted to tell me the truth about who's doing it.

Perhaps the fact that neither President Bush, Fox News nor CNN are the originators of the story might, and I stress might, make a difference. That the state owned Jordain new service was the one to place this woman in front of the press for her confession is, I know, hard to accept. However, sometimes, not always or even most times, people who accept responsibility for doing horrible things are not pawns of the evil Bushco.

Speaking of the evil Bushco I have been diligently raining evil on peaceful and loving progressives (who would NEVER hurt another living being) and I want to know where the meetings are now being held!! How am I supposed to steal elections via Diebolt, oppress the masses with Christianity, lie to untold millions of people about Iraq while raping and pillaging the planet without attending the secret monthly meetings? Master Rove help!

[ariamne]

I live with a lot of cats (among other creatures). I'm still a die-hard neo-con Israel-loving, Bush-voting, military supporting Jew. But it is true I was a liberal when I acquired the kitties.

[infidel29]

"Terrorism" is the new "communist threat".

No, terrorism is "Terrorism", liberalism is the new "communist threat."

[Clemenza]

I was a high school socialist who subscribed to the Nation and carried around the Communist Manifesto. My exposure to REAL lefties at college caused me to start thinking of alternatives.

No, I don't have cats. I prefer my apartment to smell like garlic, not kitty litter. ;-)

[visualops]

Can't be, Zed's dead baby.

[visualops]

Tropical Storm Gamma

Are they gonna have a Tropical Storm Gabba Gabba Hey?

[Nebr FAL owner]

Do you really think so??? Tell me please if you could be so kind what was your FIRST clue!!! 8^)

[Charles Henrickson]

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! ANOTHER hurricane in the Caribbean!!! This one is Hurricane Gamma. When will it END???

It will END when Lord Rove SAYS it will end! You should know that by now!

[varyouga]

"neocon junta"

Is that some kinda new weed?

[ariamne]

LOL! I know what you mean...that's why I have a lot of land and outdoor cats!

I carried around the CM too--you know, the well-worn, dog-eared red paperback that I never read...but I think I got you beat on the Nation--I subscribed to the SWP (Socialist Workers Party) rag..I'll never forget how my Jewish dentist saw me with it and gave me hell when I was about 19. He lectured me for an hour on the evils of communism as he worked on my teeth. I never carried the thing around again. : )

Ciao!

[eddie willers]

I carried around the CM too--you know, the well-worn, dog-eared red paperback that I never read...but I think I got you beat on the Nation

Reagan said, "Liberals have read Marx. Conservatives have read, and understand, Marx.

BTW....I had a subscription to "Mother Jones".

[Charles Henrickson]

All of these things happen and the real genius behind it is a fat, pasty-faced white guy who likes S & M and even controls the weather.

Like Keyser Soze, part of the Rove's genius is hiding behind someone you would never suspect.

[Charles Henrickson]

if this woman appeared in person on Fox News in New York, four days after the bombing, wearing her explosive vest and confessing to Sean Hannity, what would you think? Perhaps that it just might be a bit over the top? Because that's what I think--it's just a bit too much over the top. . . .

Actually, I think this woman wore the vest under her top.

[Purrcival]

Aw, geez, you just had to KNOW where the blame for this one would fall. Anyway, time to start reading.

Hope Gamma goes harmlessly out to see. Haven't seen where it is yet, though.

[Purrcival]

Find out which ones to forge, then run 'em through a copier or scanner a few times to "make" them appear "accurate"...

[Purrcival]

Damned straight I'm questioning their patriotism. I was only questioning their judgment before, but after what the looney left has been doing, it's high time we started questioning their patriotism.

[Purrcival]

Wait a minute...the Left is now claiming to have helped to defeat Communism? Good Lord, HOW can they continue to keep this crap up?? It's as if they are blissfully oblivious to the fact that their own quotes can be dredged up, in their proper context, from all over the Internet! They can easily be confronted with their own lies, if we have the will to do it on a continuing basis.

[Charles Henrickson]

"The Effect of Gamma Rains on Man-in-Miami Motorola Goals"?

None, apparently.

[ladyinred]

This epitomizes the term, "stuck on stupid."

[537cant be wrong]

yeah a ramones post on the DUFU's.