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DUmmie FUnnies 11-10-05 ("Fired CBS News Producer Unrepentant")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 10, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/10/2005 3:56:05 PM PST by PJ-Comix

I LOVE the fact that Mary Mapes is now making the rounds of the media circuit and plugging her pathetic fiction book defending her use of FORGED documents for a SeeBS story last year. The more she blabs the more folks out there see that most of the MSM, as Bernie Goldberg has claimed, is BIASED. And remember. Mary Mapes is TYPICAL of the producers in the MSM television newsrooms. Of course, Mary does have a few staunch defenders. Does it surprise anybody that such defenders are from DUmmieland as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Fired CBS News Producer Unrepentant." As usual the laughable DUmmie delusions defending their beloved Mary Mapes are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what Mary's DUmmie screen name is, is in the [brackets]:

Fired CBS News Producer Unrepentant

["Why should I have to prove that documents upon which I base my stories are authentic. It's up to others to prove they are fake." ...And now on to the rest of this ABC News story...]

In her first interview since being fired, former CBS News producer Mary Mapes maintains that her controversial "60 Minutes II" story on President Bush's National Guard service was "true" and that "no one has proved that the documents were not authentic."...

In her interview with ABC News chief investigative correspondent Brian Ross, to be broadcast Wednesday morning on "Good Morning America," Mapes says she is unrepentant about her role. "I don't think I committed bad journalism. I really don't," she says....

[Yeah, proportional spacing and superscripts will magically appear if you photocopy 1970s era documents long enough, Mary. And now that Miss Mapes has shared her delusions with us, let us hear from the equally delusional DUmmies on this topic...]

Why on earth should she be repentant? She's one of the few journalists out there trying to do her job.

[Mary Mapes has met the journalistic standards of DUmmieland---basing a news story on FORGED documents.]

Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary go

Tell the story again. America needs to be reminded of how stinky and shameful the military record is for our Usurper-in-Chief.

Only good can come from this.

[True. Only good can come from this because the more Mary Mapes speaks, the more the public can see how delusional and biased Mary and her Leftist cohorts are. Go Mary, go Mary, go Mary go. Continue to make fools out of yourself and your friends.]

He lied to the American people it is Mary's fault for reporting it? Has this country gone f*cking insane!!!!!!

[Yes. The country is so insane that they actually require that news reports be based on AUTHENTIC documents, NOT forgeries.]

And they still haven't proven * is not a deserter

[Sigh! Proving a negative? HEY! Prove you're not a pervert.]

DU proved her right. We all know she is right.

[DUmmieland proved those documents were authentic? News to me.]

How is putting forth an obviously faked memo newsworthy?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

The memo was NOT obviously faked. I'm one of the ones who used an IBM Executive typewriter back then. It had proportional spacing.

[And superscripts, Che Guevara?]

It has been proved to the satisfaction of DU that the docs were legit

[And it has been proved to the satisfaction of DUmmieland that there really is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow where John Kerry was inaugurated on Jan. 20.]

The secretary said the story was probably true. It's just the piece of paper it was typed on that was in doubt.

[Sounds like a "ringing endorsement" to me except for that nasty little fact about the forged documents.]

they should air the story at this point, the story itself is a story.

[Yeah. Who cares that the story was based on forged documents?]

She was dumber than a box of rocks

1) Bill Burkett gives CBS what he says are the memos.

2) Burkett provides CBS with the name of the person he claims were the memos' source, a former National Guard buddy of his named George Conn.

3) Mary Mapes fails for some unfathomable reason to call the alleged source to verify Burkett's story.

4) When questions surrounding the memos surface, Burkett changes his story to say that his actual source was really somebody else, a person named "Lucy Ramirez". Burkett is revealed as a whack job.

5) CBS finally gets around to calling Burkett's original named source, George Conn tells CBS he wasn't the source for Burkett's memos, and that he knows absolutely nothing about the whole thing.

6) Mary Mapes could have prevented this monumental embarrassment to CBS News simply by adhering to basic high school journalism standards -- calling the original source to verify facts.

[We regret to inform you that your DUmmieLand Tombstoning ceremony is about to begin.]

She fell for the oldest Rovian trick in the book: using bogus documents... ... to "debunk" a real story. Alas, she deserves her fate.

[Lucy Ramirez was really Karl Rove dressed in drag.]

cheering a brave woman.

[HOORAH!!! She's brave enough to make a complete fool of herself in public.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; marymapes; rathergate; seebs
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Which begs the follow-up questions...

Why hasn't Kerry signed his 180 and what was his discharge status PRIOR to Carter's amnesty decree?


21 posted on 11/10/2005 4:12:43 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: PJ-Comix

If I didn't stop to read it, I would have made the top ten. Oh well, such fame is fleeting anyway.


22 posted on 11/10/2005 4:14:32 PM PST by par4 (If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Wow! I just realized...

I'm in with an actual comment before my "brother" Charles Henrickson.

Where you at, bro? Touring the Purple Palace?


23 posted on 11/10/2005 4:15:47 PM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: PJ-Comix

I hate you guys! *in my best Cartman voice*

Man, these people continue to amaze me with how far out of reality they are!!


24 posted on 11/10/2005 4:15:59 PM PST by mozrock (They're not people, they're hippies!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Does having an "upcoming DUmmie FUnnies Podcast" mean that you have gotten your new computer?


25 posted on 11/10/2005 4:18:29 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: Grampa Dave

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #756.


26 posted on 11/10/2005 4:18:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Actually that Mary Mapes "quote" was just me satirizing something similar that she did say.


27 posted on 11/10/2005 4:20:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: LUV W
Does having an "upcoming DUmmie FUnnies Podcast" mean that you have gotten your new computer?

A friend of mine is building one according to my specs (needed for a Podcast) next week. I am tired of trying to play the Stupid Computer Retailer Rebate Game.

28 posted on 11/10/2005 4:22:33 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

I don't blame you. You can drive yourself crazy trying to figure out who has the best rebates, who has the most rebates, and why have rebates at all!

Hope you enjoy the one he is building you. We look forward to more DUFUs without you having to deal with the perverts and weirdos at the library! LOL!


29 posted on 11/10/2005 4:25:39 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I've played that game several times. Next time I may have one built, if I can get it for $1000 or less.


30 posted on 11/10/2005 4:26:23 PM PST by darkangel82
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To: LUV W

"We look forward to more DUFUs without you having to deal with the perverts and weirdos at the library! LOL!"


I haven't been to a library in years.


31 posted on 11/10/2005 4:27:52 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: LUV W

My puter will have at LEAST 1 Gig of RAM and about 300 Gigs of HD. The guy is in a wheelchair so I feel a lot better about any profit going to him rather than to some giant retailer.


32 posted on 11/10/2005 4:28:24 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
It has been proved to the satisfaction of DU that the docs were legit...


33 posted on 11/10/2005 4:32:18 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: cripplecreek

Neither have I just for those stated reasons. I used to work at our local library and they were all there all the time!


34 posted on 11/10/2005 4:33:33 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: PJ-Comix

He will probably build you a better one than you could buy already put together...and it sounds like it is very powerful! Will we get to use the Podcast?...and how does it work. I, as you can tell, am not a computer nerd!


35 posted on 11/10/2005 4:36:04 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: LUV W

I'm a perverted weirdo but I was just making it clear that I haven't been to the library. I hang out around the womens bathrooms at WalMart.


36 posted on 11/10/2005 4:36:33 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: cripplecreek

BWAAHAAHAAA!!! I thought I had seen you somewhere before!


37 posted on 11/10/2005 4:40:02 PM PST by luvie ( REMEMBER THE ALITO! Part of the Bucket Brigade.......Bushbot and Tony Snowbot!)
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To: PJ-Comix

It gives me a warm, fuzzy feeling to know that there are DUmmies out there who still believe Mapes. There is hope for the future when your political opposition is as dumb as a stick.


38 posted on 11/10/2005 4:41:11 PM PST by groanup (shred for Ian)
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To: LUV W
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39 posted on 11/10/2005 4:43:11 PM PST by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Mzzzzzzzzzz. Mapes is only $10 away from hiring Will Pitt to introduce her to the DUmmie Greek chorus.

Twits.


40 posted on 11/10/2005 4:45:30 PM PST by alarm rider (Irritating leftists as often as is humanly possible....)
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