Wait...I'm think about the Bible. Not the Quran.
'Bastions of moral authority', indeed...
But then again, what do you expect from a 'religion of peace' that offers you 72 virgins for dying for Allah? I bet the women all look like this:
Posted on 09/19/2005 5:28:01 AM PDT by velocityguy
Apostle’s Greatest Miracle Was Sex
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By Ayesha Ahmed
2005/09/18
Apostle’s greatest miracle was not the Quran. It was his capacity for lovemaking. Allah had given him libido of 30 men.
Most infidels don’t even consider the Quran to be a big deal. They say a village idiot can come up with such a book. They claim that any book is better than the Quran. But I ask them, can anyone match the apostle’s lovemaking prowess? Can they at the age 60+ make love to 10 young women in a single night? Yes, the apostle could do it. That is an irrefutable proof of his prophethood, which cannot be duplicated.
Bukhari,Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:
“Prophet was given the strength (sexual) of thirty men”.
Apostle could make love (continuously) to all his wives (9 to 11) in one night.
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 268:
"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number. Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."
Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 6:
The Prophet used to go round (have sexual relations with) all his wives in one night
Bukhari, Volume 1, Book 5, Number 270:
Aisha said, "I scented Allah's Apostle and he went round (had sexual intercourse with) all his wives."
PROPHET SULAIMAN WAS GIVEN SIMILAR STRENGTH
Such sexual capability and stamina is Allah’s miracle, which is only given to prophets.
Prophet Sulaiman used to have sex with 100 women in one night.
Bukhari Volume 4, Book 52, Number 74i:
Allah's Apostle said, "Once Solomon, son of David said, '(By Allah) Tonight I will have sexual intercourse with one hundred (or ninety-nine) women each of whom will give birth to a knight who will fight in Allah's Cause.
EVEN GIBRAEEL VISITED APOSTLE’S BEDROOM
His lovemaking was complimented by visits of archangel Gibraeel. Once apostle even introduced Gibraeel to Ayesha. Ordinary mortals cannot see angels, needless to say she was clueless and could not see him.
Bukhari, Volume 5, Book 57, Number 112:
Narrated Abu Salama:
'Aisha said, "Once Allah's Apostle said (to me), 'O Aish ('Aisha)! This is Gabriel greeting you.' I said, 'Peace and Allah's Mercy and Blessings be on him, you see what I don't see' " She was addressing Allah 's Apostle.
ALL HIS OTHER WIVES WATCHED HIM MAKE LOVE
Apostle’s love making was outstanding and was watched (and admired) by all his wives....
Bukhari, Book 008, Number 3450:
Anas (Allah be pleased with him) reported that Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) had nine wives. They (all the wives) used to gather every night in the house of one where he had to come (and stay that night).
PEEPING TOMS ALSO WATCHED
Bukhari , Volume 9, Book 83, Number 38a:
A man peeped into one of the dwelling places of the Prophet.
Muslim, Book 025, Number 5369:
Anas b. Malik reported that a person peeped in some of the holes (in the doors) of Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him).
Bukhari, Volume 9, Book 83, Number 38:
Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd As-Sa'idi:
A man peeped through a hole in the door of Allah's Apostle's house,
ALLAH BLESSED HIM WITH SPECIAL PRIVILEDGES FOR SEX
Allah not only gave him extraordinary capability for sexual activity but also gave him special privileges to use those capabilities.
.Q33.50 : O Prophet! In addition to all your wives, slave girls and captured women, we have made lawful to you all your first cousins and any believing woman if she gave herself to you, and if you desire her.
ALLAH BLESSED HIM WITH DIVINE INSPIRATIONS AFTER SEX
Allah blessed his lovemaking with divine inspirations afterwards.
Tabari Vl7, page :7 Ayesha said “Inspiration came to him when he and I were in a single blanket”.
Bukhari Vol 5 Bk57 N 119
Prophet said, By Allah, the Divine Inspiration never came to me while I was under the blanket of any woman except Aesha.”
WOMEN OFFERED THEMSELVES TO HIM
Apostle got solicitated by hot women all the time (apparently by the publicity of his greatness in bed)..
Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 24:
A woman came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! I have come to give you myself
Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 48:
Narrated Hisham's father:
Khaula bint Hakim was one of those ladies who presented themselves to the Prophet. 'Aisha said, "Doesn't a lady feel ashamed for presenting herself to a man?"
Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 53:
Narrated Thabit Al-Banani:
"A woman came to Allah's Apostle and presented herself to him, saying, 'O Allah's Apostle, have you any need for me ?' "Thereupon Anas's daughter said, "What a shameless lady she was! Shame! Shame!" Anas said, "She was better than you; she had a liking for the Prophet
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 54:
“A woman presented herself to the Prophet.”
Bukhari,Volume 7, Book 62, Number 58:
Narrated Sahl bin Sad:
A woman came to Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! I have come to you to present myself to you”
HIGH LIBIDO CAUSED QUICK ARROUSALS
Apostle got aroused at sight of (attractive) women.
Muslim, Book 008, Number 3240:
“Jabir reported that Allah's Messenger (may peace be upon him) saw a woman, and so he came to his wife, Zainab, as she was tanning a leather and had sexual intercourse with her”.
AROUSED BY CLOSE RELATIVES
One day Apostle of Allah walked into his adopted son Zaid’s house. Zaid was not there but he caught a glimpse of his voluptuous and beautiful wife Zainab (she was apostle’s first cousin) in her birthday suit.
Tabari wrote:
"One day Muhammad went out looking for Zaid. Now there was a covering of hair cloth over the doorway, but the wind had lifted the covering so that the doorway was uncovered. Zaynab was in her chamber, undressed, and admiration for her entered the heart of the Prophet".
The admiration aroused him instantly, which Zainab also noticed and mentioned it to her husband Zaid later. He rushed to his father’s house and offered Zainab to him. Mohammed worried about possible bad press and refused to accept it. But Allah will not take no for an answer and insisted on their union.
Q 33:37 We gave her (Zaid’s wife) unto thee in marriage, so that (henceforth) there may be no sin for believers in respect of wives of their adopted sons”.
AROUSED BY WIFE’S MAIDS
Once he entered his wife Hafsa’s room for some reason. Hafsa was not there but he found her lovely young maid Maria instead. He grabbed her and jumped into the bed with her for a quickie. But the quickie was not quick enough and Hafsa walked in and started yelling. To quieten her down and to please her he promised never to touch her maid again. However Allah did not approve of this sacrifice and revealed the following ayas:
Q66.1 SHAKIR: O Prophet! why do you forbid (yourself) that which Allah has made lawful for you (slave girl Maria); you seek to please your wife(Hafsa)
66.2 Allah has sanctioned for you to break your promise (go sleep with Hafsa’s maid)
AROUSED BY LITTLE GIRLS
Apostle was helpless because of his 30 man libido and got excited even when he saw little girls.
Ibn Ishaq: Suhayli, 2.79: In the riwaya of Yunus Ibn Ishaq recorded that the apostle saw (Ummu’l-Fadl hen she was baby crawling before him and said, ‘If she grows up and I am still alive I will marry her.’ (ref.10, p. 311)
Muhammad saw Um Habiba the daughter of Abbas while she was fatim (age of nursing) and he said, "If she grows up while I am still alive, I will marry her." (Musnad Ahmad, Number 25636)
AROUSED BY DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS
Twice he dreamt of a little girl, the 6 year old pretty daughter of his best friend Abu. She was wrapped in a silk cloth. He uncovered the silk cloth to see more of her.
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 62, Number 15:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Allah's Apostle said (to me), "You have been shown to me twice in (my) dreams. A man was carrying you in a silken cloth and said to me, 'This is your wife.' I uncovered it; and behold, it was you. I said to myself, 'If this dream is from Allah, He will cause it to come true.'"
He ended up marrying the 6 year old girl of his dreams.
HIGH LIBIDO CAUSED REALISTIC DAY DREAMING
Apostle could think of having sex with his wives and it felt just like real thing..
Bukhari, Volume 7, Book 71, Number 660:
Narrated Aisha:
“Allah's Apostle used to think that he had sexual relations with his wives while he actually had not”.
DRY CLEANING
His day dreaming was so realistic that he even got wet spots on his garments . Ayesha drycleaned those spots.
.Bukhari,Book 002, Number 0572:
Ayesha said “ In case I found that (semen) on the garment of the Messenger of Allah (may peace be upon him) dried up, I scraped it off with my nails”.
APOSTL’S LIBIDO HAD ITS LIMITS
Apostle was turned off instantly whenever he was suspected of shadiness.
One night Ayesha got a punch instead of getting sex because she got suspicious of his strange activities and followed him at night (without his knowledge) to a cemetery, where he stood in darkness waving his hands.
Muslimi,Book 004, Number 2127:
Ayesha narrated. "He struck me on the chest which caused me pain.”
(the hadith is too long, one can read on usc.edu/msa)
AL SHANBA GETS KICKED OUT OF BED
When the apostle was in bed with his new young and pretty bride Al Shanba bint Amr bin Ghiffuriya, she told him that if he was a real prophet, his most beloved 2 year old son Ibrahim would not have died of sickness after he prayed day and night for him. Apostle kicked her out and divorced her without consummation of the marriage.
(She was lucky to have been just kicked out. Allah demands death for doubting Mohammed)
(Tabari, vol 9, page 136)
Apostles are supposed to be leaders and men of great character. Bastions of moral authority, even.
Wait...I'm think about the Bible. Not the Quran.
'Bastions of moral authority', indeed...
"They dare to call Islam a religion. It is a cult of pedophilia and bloodshed."
It is also a political system that uses fear to attain its objective of complete control of the world, and the murder of every Jew in the world.
Very well said. The violent book of jihad aka al-quran has over 100 verses on how to kill non-Muslims....so nothing good can be expected from this ROP. Perverted organizations like CAIR are still surviving proclaiming the ROP is the true path and all that crap....I wonder when we will kick out CAIR and arrest Ibrahim Hooper.
Yeah, and one of the apostle's wives was nine years old. What a guy. What a role model.
If you want tag-lines you can find a lot of them at askimam.com
Gutter religion anyone?
He married her when she was 6 and consummated the marriage when she was 8 yrs old...many Muslims get screaming mad when we tell them about this because they are so far removed out of their minds to belive the truth.
It kind of sounds like he said whatever he wanted to get what he wanted...
No wait, that's exactly what he did.
I though Kerry was giving a campaign speech to his retired supporters.
He had groupies throwing themselves at him .. like a pro athlete or rock star. I wonder if the Holy Book of Kobe Bryant or Rod Stewart's Epistle would be any more exciting than this drivel. What a cult!
Wait...I'm think about the Bible. Not the Quran.
'Bastions of moral authority', indeed...
But then again, what do you expect from a 'religion of peace' that offers you 72 virgins for dying for Allah? I bet the women all look like this:
I am not knowledgable in Bible....I do not think however, any of the poeple that might have been mentioned in OT might be as vulgar and as pedophilic as Mo. Also, I do not think OT advocates killing non-Jews. However, violent book of Jihad does....and the first violent jihadist is also a pedophile aka Mo.
Where?
chapter? verse?
When something is only revealed by hits on a bong, that is not called subtle -- it is called a vivid imagination. Unless you can provide some specific examples of these "subtle" items about the sexual proclivities of Moses that you alluded to as others have requested, it will appear that you have an enhanced imagination.
The author doesn't say anything about muslim men's attraction with little muslim boys since they keep their women covered and out of sight.
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