[Ultra Sonic 007]

Apostles are supposed to be leaders and men of great character. Bastions of moral authority, even.

Wait...I'm think about the Bible. Not the Quran.

'Bastions of moral authority', indeed...

But then again, what do you expect from a 'religion of peace' that offers you 72 virgins for dying for Allah? I bet the women all look like this:

[flada]

LOL... yep, maybe they're virgins for a reason.