Posted on 08/30/2005 4:48:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies NEVER fail to entertain. In their last Katrina thread, the DUmmies were defending the looters. Now they have gone completely OFF THE WALL with this self-explanatory THREAD titled, "Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW." Yes, I can just picture the impeachment proceedings. The same Democrats who loudly proclaimed that perjury is NOT grounds for impeachment will now put forth the proposition that failure to prevent a hurricane is an impeachable offense. Therefore, in the future, every president who happens to be an EVIL Republican will fear the appearance of tropical depressions in the Atlantic since some of them grow into hurricanes thus providing grounds for their impeachment. So let us analzye the Mental Front blowing out of DUmmieland in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who sat out Impeachable Offense Katrina, sipping white rum, is in the [brackets]:
Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW
[Bring on Barney Frank to make the case for impeachment! He's an expert on blowing winds.]
Just watch the FReepers howl: "Do the DUmmies think Bush can prevent hurricanes? Will they claim he LIHOP'ed Katrina like they claim he LIHOP'ed 9/11?"
[No. The Freepers will claim that Bush MIHOPed Katrina and watched the Storm Coverage at the local IHOP.]
No President can prevent a hurricane, but a competent President can prepare for the inevitable so that, when a natural disaster occurs, he can direct government relief agencies to respond accordingly. George W. Bush has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is unfit to sit in the Oval Office.
[Bush should have sent relief trucks filled with food into the path of Katrina so all the chow could have been ruined by the flood waters.]
Because he is so obsessed with plundering Iraq on the behalf of Halliburton, Monsanto, and all the rest, the National Guardsmen who would have been on hand to help their fellow Louisianians are located half a globe away. So is their high-water equipment, which would be better served in the streets of New Orleans than in the damaged marshes of southern Iraq.
[Funny. I thought that the problem with the marshes in Iraq is that they LACK water due to drainage by Saddam to punish the Marsh Arabs. Of course, only EVIL Republicans purposely destroy the environment so perhaps there is some other explanation.]
Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi are hurting. Badly. And where is Bush now that the red states need him?
[Bush is having a grand time golfing with his Halliburton and Exxon buddies...at least in DUmmie Mythology.]
See? Thought so. Impeach this Coca-Cola cowboy now.
[The impeachment proceedings will take place at the DUmmie Sanitarium. And now let us hear the other DUmmies chime in on the heels of the comedy act of DUmmie derby378.]
In total agreement, derby. In fact, I was all for this action years ago!
[A soothsayer predicted the arrival of Katrina in 2003. Grounds for impeachment a couple of years ago.]
Puts the "War on Terror" in prospective, doesn't it? While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME (fattening the profits of the War Profiteers and Big Oil), we are in a much weaker position to deal with the true Terror - a natural disaster like Katrina. When will the idiots wake up and see this? A single storm of Katrina's size is more destruction by several orders of magnitude than a band of terrorists could ever hope to wreck on this country. If this doesn't underscore the conceptual ridiculousness of the WOT, nothing will.
[I'm surprised we don't greet Al Qaeda terrorists with comfy mats upon their arrival in the USA.]
He was golfing as Katrina was touching down... is this compassionate conservativism?? Attempting to make par while New Orleans floods??
[Or maybe, given the path of Katrina, he was only gulfing.]
Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation.
[Playing Scrabble, whistling, web surfing, munching on Famous Amos, and performing a sacred Hopi Indian chant.]
That's the thing I, as just an unknown person out there, have been glued to the coverage and worried about those people out there. I can barely even get away from it for a few hours, so it's unfathomable to believe the president can just give it a 5 minute spot and 'go on with his life'. Sickening.
[It appears to me that rather than being glued to the coverage, you became UNGLUED years ago.]
For GOD'S SAKE! The hurricane hit RED STATES. I wonder how the Bush voters in them feel about his indifference?
[Bush personally didn't canoe to the flooded homes in the middle of the storm. RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE!!!]
All LIHOP/MIHOP all the time. He must stand trial in the Hague.
[All MENTAL/INSANE all the time.]
The nation is sick, diseased. It's leader is sick, diseased, and so the nation has become sickened and diseased. Sickened by denial of fundamental reality; strangled by secrecy and mass dysfunction on every level. The massacre of its environment, resources, it's very fundamental unity. Because the leader is sickened, diseased, the soul of the nation is sickened and diseased, starved by lies and dying because of a lost war a world away that is based on lies. The nation has become sickened, diseased.
[Thus spaketh a sickened, diseased mind.]
He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.
[If Al Gore were president, he could have prevented Hurricane Katrina.]
I would rather have Bush doing thing that can be talked about in public during a time of crisis than what Slick Willie did during a time of crisis.
These people truly are mentally ill. I really don't think anyone here could adequetely imagine what it would be like if one of these moonbats ever did actually make it to the presidency. Perish the thought!
Nope, no hurricanes during the Clinton era. What's that? There were a few? Whoda thunkit?
ATLANTIC Hurricanes by year during the Clinton era:
1993
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Tropical Storm ARLENE 18-21 JUN 35 1000 -
2 Tropical Storm BRET 4-11 AUG 50 1002 -
3 Tropical Storm CINDY 14-17 AUG 40 1007 -
4 Tropical Storm DENNIS 23-28 AUG 45 1000 -
5 Hurricane EMILY 22 AUG- 6 SEP 100 960 3
6 Hurricane FLOYD 7-13 SEP 70 966 1
7 Hurricane GERT 14-21 SEP 85 970 2
8 Hurricane HARVEY 18-21 SEP 65 990 1
1994
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Tropical Storm ALBERTO 30 JUN- 7 JUL 55 993 -
2 Tropical Storm BERYL 14-19 AUG 50 1000 -
3 Hurricane CHRIS 16-23 AUG 70 979 1
4 Tropical Storm DEBBY 9-11 SEP 60 1006 -
5 Tropical Storm ERNESTO 21-26 SEP 50 997 -
6 Hurricane FLORENCE 2- 8 NOV 95 972 2
7 Hurricane GORDON 8-21 NOV 75 980 1
1995
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Hurricane ALLISON 3-11 JUN 65 982 1
2 Tropical Storm BARRY 5-10 JUL 60 989 -
3 Tropical Storm CHANTAL 12-22 JUL 60 991 -
4 Tropical Storm DEAN 28 JUL- 2 AUG 40 999 -
5 Hurricane ERIN 31 JUL- 6 AUG 80 974 1
6 Hurricane FELIX 8-25 AUG 120 929 4
7 Tropical Storm GABRIELLE 9-12 AUG 60 990 -
8 Hurricane HUMBERTO 22 AUG- 1 SEP 95 968 2
9 Hurricane IRIS 22 AUG- 7 SEP 95 960 2
10 Tropical Storm JERRY 22-28 AUG 35 1002 -
11 Tropical Storm KAREN 26 AUG- 3 SEP 45 1000 -
12 Hurricane LUIS 27 AUG-12 SEP 120 935 4
13 Hurricane MARILYN 12 SEP- 1 OCT 100 950 3
14 Hurricane NOEL 26 SEP- 7 OCT 65 987 1
15 Hurricane OPAL 27 SEP- 6 OCT 130 919 4
16 Tropical Storm PABLO 4- 8 OCT 50 994 -
17 Hurricane ROXANNE 7-21 OCT 100 958 3
18 Tropical Storm SEBASTIEN 20-25 OCT 55 1001 -
19 Hurricane TANYA 27 OCT- 3 NOV 75 970 1
1996
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1 Tropical Storm ARTHUR 17-23 JUN 45 992 -
2 Hurricane BERTHA 5-17 JUL 100 960 3
3 Hurricane CESAR 24-28 JUL 70 990 1
4 Hurricane DOLLY 19-25 AUG 70 989 1
5 Hurricane EDOUARD 19 AUG- 6 SEP 125 933 4
6 Hurricane FRAN 23 AUG-10 SEP 105 946 3
7 Tropical Storm GUSTAV 26 AUG- 2 SEP 40 1005 -
8 Hurricane HORTENSE 3-16 SEP 120 935 4
9 Hurricane ISIDORE 24 SEP- 2 OCT 100 960 3
10 Tropical Storm JOSEPHINE 4-16 OCT 60 970 -
11 Tropical Storm KYLE 11-12 OCT 45 1001 -
12 Hurricane LILI 14-29 OCT 100 960 3
13 Hurricane MARCO 13-26 NOV 65 983 1
1997
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Subtropical Storm 54 31 MAY- 2 JUN 45 1003 -
2 Tropical Storm ANA 30 JUN- 5 JUL 40 1000 -
3 Hurricane BILL 11-13 JUL 65 987 1
4 Tropical Storm CLAUDETTE 13-16 JUL 40 1003 -
5 Hurricane DANNY 16-27 JUL 70 984 1
6 Hurricane ERIKA 3-19 SEP 110 946 3
7 Tropical Storm FABIAN 4- 8 OCT 40 1004 -
8 Tropical Storm GRACE 14-17 OCT 40 999 -
1998
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Tropical Storm ALEX 27 JUL- 2 AUG 45 1002 -
2 Hurricane BONNIE 19-31 AUG 100 954 3
3 Tropical Storm CHARLEY 21-24 AUG 60 1001 -
4 Hurricane DANIELLE 24 AUG- 8 SEP 90 960 2
5 Hurricane EARL 31 AUG- 8 SEP 85 964 2
6 Tropical Storm FRANCES 8-13 SEP 55 990 -
7 Hurricane GEORGES 15 SEP- 1 OCT 135 937 4
8 Tropical Storm HERMINE 17-20 SEP 40 999 -
9 Hurricane IVAN 19-27 SEP 80 975 1
10 Hurricane JEANNE 21 SEP- 4 OCT 90 969 2
11 Hurricane KARL 23-29 SEP 90 970 2
12 Hurricane LISA 5-10 OCT 65 995 1
13 Hurricane MITCH 22 OCT- 9 NOV 155 905 5
14 Hurricane NICOLE 24 NOV- 2 DEC 75 979 1
1999
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Tropical Storm ARLENE 11-18 JUN 50 1006 -
2 Hurricane BRET 18-25 AUG 125 944 4
3 Hurricane CINDY 19-31 AUG 120 942 4
4 Hurricane DENNIS 24 AUG- 8 SEP 90 962 2
5 Tropical Storm EMILY 24-28 AUG 45 1004 -
6 Hurricane FLOYD 7-19 SEP 135 921 4
7 Hurricane GERT 11-23 SEP 130 930 4
8 Tropical Storm HARVEY 19-22 SEP 50 995 -
9 Hurricane IRENE 12-19 OCT 95 960 2
10 Hurricane JOSE 17-25 OCT 85 979 2
11 Tropical Storm KATRINA 28 OCT- 1 NOV 35 999 -
12 Hurricane LENNY 13-23 NOV 135 933 4
2000
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1 Hurricane ALBERTO 3-25 AUG 110 950 3
2 Tropical Storm BERYL 13-15 AUG 45 1007 -
3 Tropical Storm CHRIS 17-19 AUG 35 1008 -
4 Hurricane DEBBY 19-24 AUG 75 993 1
5 Tropical Storm ERNESTO 1- 3 SEP 35 1008 -
6 Hurricane FLORENCE 10-17 SEP 70 985 1
7 Hurricane GORDON 14-21 SEP 70 981 1
8 Tropical Storm HELENE 15-25 SEP 60 986 -
9 Hurricane ISAAC 21 SEP- 4 OCT 120 943 4
10 Hurricane JOYCE 25 SEP- 2 OCT 80 975 1
11 Hurricane KEITH 28 SEP- 6 OCT 120 941 4
12 Tropical Storm LESLIE 4-10 OCT 60 973 -
13 Hurricane MICHAEL 15-20 OCT 85 965 2
14 Tropical Storm NADINE 19-22 OCT 50 999 -
15 Subtropical Storm 13 25-29 OCT 55 978
2001
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# Name Date Wind Pres Cat
1 Tropical Storm ALLISON 5-19 JUN 50 1000 -
2 Tropical Storm BARRY 2- 8 AUG 60 990 -
3 Tropical Storm CHANTAL 14-22 AUG 60 997 -
4 Tropical Storm DEAN 22-29 AUG 60 994 -
5 Hurricane ERIN 1-17 SEP 105 968 3
6 Hurricane FELIX 7-19 SEP 100 962 3
7 Hurricane GABRIELLE 11-21 SEP 70 975 1
8 Hurricane HUMBERTO 21-27 SEP 90 970 2
9 Hurricane IRIS 4- 9 OCT 125 948 4
10 Tropical Storm JERRY 6- 8 OCT 45 1004 -
11 Hurricane KAREN 11-15 OCT 70 982 1
12 Tropical Storm LORENZO 27-31 OCT 35 1007 -
13 Hurricane MICHELLE 29 OCT- 6 NOV 120 934 4
14 Hurricane NOEL 4- 6 NOV 65 986 1
15 Hurricane OLGA 23 NOV- 4 DEC 80 973 1
GW: "Hey Arnie, you wanna see somthin' funny?"
Arnie: "Sure GW."
GW: "Rove and me are gonna let a hurricane hit N'Awlins tomorrow, heheheh."
Arnie: "Sounds pretty good. Maybe we'll get to see a lot of poor people sittin' on their roofs."
GW: "You betcha..."
hey don't knock early golfers. it's the only way to get in front of 600 year old people at a public course.
bless the 600 year olds i want to be one.
p.s. i tee off between 5 a.m. and 5:45 a.m monday through thursday.
1st out every day done in 2 hours 15 min at the slowest.
hit it in the middle and you would be surprised how fast you can play with no one in front of you.
i knew there had to be somekind of advantage working 2nd shift at my full time job and being a starter on sunday at the golf course. I GOT THE KEYS WOOOHOOOOO!
and yes it it still on the dark side at 5 a.m. but by the 3rd hole visibility is just fine. and im all alooooone.
No human with an IQ over 10 would utter such a statement. We are so lucky to have such unbelievable idiots as our political opponents.
Whoever posted that on DU must be a secret conservative plant having some fun at their expense. No one can be that kooky.
I think you are right. I went over there and there is something about that post that feels like it is over the top. The real hilarity is in the response:
17. Well said wolf.
We all need more smart conservatives and patriots like you to speak out, and shout the truth loudly.
Your homepage is soooo much fun lol
hehe I try
"According to the Governor of Lousiana and the Mayor of New Orleans, it was the President himself who CALLED them and URGED them to issue a mandatory evacuation, when it appeared that they were waffling on the legalities. "
Just wanted to repeat this statement.
"WAS declared a disaster area immediately. FEMA is there. "
FEMA stated earlier that Pres. Bush declared it before it hit so that they could start preparing to help immediately.
We know DUers have a comprehension problem along with memory (and moral) deficit.
Top 100! Woohoo!
I'm speechless, really. How do you respond to something like this?
Did you happen to notice that the looters (N'awlins insurgents) all look like they voted for sKerry, and or Gore?
LOL!!!
Katrina = Perfect Rovian Storm!
LOL!!!
You are speaking of the not sick, clean living Billy Jeff, who in the DUmmieland dystopia is the Great God Apollo.
He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.
I'm sorry, but this is where I get mildly profane...
Jesus tap-dancing Christ.
That last paragraph from this idiot DU f*#kwit borders on the obscene. One of the more simple functions of Atlantic Hurricanes and Pacific Typhoons is to transfer energy from the southern hemisphere to the northern hemisphere. Despite that, one finds this freaking predictible response from the Democratic base that actually does pass the Laugh Test.
Sadly, the difference between the ass clown who wrote this trash and William Rivers Pitt, professional Pompous Ass, is simply a question of degree, not of kind. The entire website over there is an argument in favor not only of a strict poll tax to weed out stupid people, but a eugenics program to make sure that such idiots do not reproduce themselves.
I swear to God, parents of DU'ers must kill themselves in their thousands every day after the horrific realization dawns on them that they have brought such ignorant monsters into a once decent world.
I catapult steaming piles of dogsh*t in their general direction. The DU Sturmabteilungen and the herrenvolk over at Daily Kos have been nothing if not obscene ever since yesterday.
Be Seeing You,
Chris
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