Posted on 08/30/2005 4:48:27 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
The DUmmies NEVER fail to entertain. In their last Katrina thread, the DUmmies were defending the looters. Now they have gone completely OFF THE WALL with this self-explanatory THREAD titled, "Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW." Yes, I can just picture the impeachment proceedings. The same Democrats who loudly proclaimed that perjury is NOT grounds for impeachment will now put forth the proposition that failure to prevent a hurricane is an impeachable offense. Therefore, in the future, every president who happens to be an EVIL Republican will fear the appearance of tropical depressions in the Atlantic since some of them grow into hurricanes thus providing grounds for their impeachment. So let us analzye the Mental Front blowing out of DUmmieland in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who sat out Impeachable Offense Katrina, sipping white rum, is in the [brackets]:
Hurricane Katrina proves that Bush must be IMPEACHED, and NOW
[Bring on Barney Frank to make the case for impeachment! He's an expert on blowing winds.]
Just watch the FReepers howl: "Do the DUmmies think Bush can prevent hurricanes? Will they claim he LIHOP'ed Katrina like they claim he LIHOP'ed 9/11?"
[No. The Freepers will claim that Bush MIHOPed Katrina and watched the Storm Coverage at the local IHOP.]
No President can prevent a hurricane, but a competent President can prepare for the inevitable so that, when a natural disaster occurs, he can direct government relief agencies to respond accordingly. George W. Bush has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that he is unfit to sit in the Oval Office.
[Bush should have sent relief trucks filled with food into the path of Katrina so all the chow could have been ruined by the flood waters.]
Because he is so obsessed with plundering Iraq on the behalf of Halliburton, Monsanto, and all the rest, the National Guardsmen who would have been on hand to help their fellow Louisianians are located half a globe away. So is their high-water equipment, which would be better served in the streets of New Orleans than in the damaged marshes of southern Iraq.
[Funny. I thought that the problem with the marshes in Iraq is that they LACK water due to drainage by Saddam to punish the Marsh Arabs. Of course, only EVIL Republicans purposely destroy the environment so perhaps there is some other explanation.]
Louisiana, Alabama, and Mississippi are hurting. Badly. And where is Bush now that the red states need him?
[Bush is having a grand time golfing with his Halliburton and Exxon buddies...at least in DUmmie Mythology.]
See? Thought so. Impeach this Coca-Cola cowboy now.
[The impeachment proceedings will take place at the DUmmie Sanitarium. And now let us hear the other DUmmies chime in on the heels of the comedy act of DUmmie derby378.]
In total agreement, derby. In fact, I was all for this action years ago!
[A soothsayer predicted the arrival of Katrina in 2003. Grounds for impeachment a couple of years ago.]
Puts the "War on Terror" in prospective, doesn't it? While we are chasing non-existant boogeymen in the ME (fattening the profits of the War Profiteers and Big Oil), we are in a much weaker position to deal with the true Terror - a natural disaster like Katrina. When will the idiots wake up and see this? A single storm of Katrina's size is more destruction by several orders of magnitude than a band of terrorists could ever hope to wreck on this country. If this doesn't underscore the conceptual ridiculousness of the WOT, nothing will.
[I'm surprised we don't greet Al Qaeda terrorists with comfy mats upon their arrival in the USA.]
He was golfing as Katrina was touching down... is this compassionate conservativism?? Attempting to make par while New Orleans floods??
[Or maybe, given the path of Katrina, he was only gulfing.]
Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation.
[Playing Scrabble, whistling, web surfing, munching on Famous Amos, and performing a sacred Hopi Indian chant.]
That's the thing I, as just an unknown person out there, have been glued to the coverage and worried about those people out there. I can barely even get away from it for a few hours, so it's unfathomable to believe the president can just give it a 5 minute spot and 'go on with his life'. Sickening.
[It appears to me that rather than being glued to the coverage, you became UNGLUED years ago.]
For GOD'S SAKE! The hurricane hit RED STATES. I wonder how the Bush voters in them feel about his indifference?
[Bush personally didn't canoe to the flooded homes in the middle of the storm. RECKLESS INDIFFERENCE!!!]
All LIHOP/MIHOP all the time. He must stand trial in the Hague.
[All MENTAL/INSANE all the time.]
The nation is sick, diseased. It's leader is sick, diseased, and so the nation has become sickened and diseased. Sickened by denial of fundamental reality; strangled by secrecy and mass dysfunction on every level. The massacre of its environment, resources, it's very fundamental unity. Because the leader is sickened, diseased, the soul of the nation is sickened and diseased, starved by lies and dying because of a lost war a world away that is based on lies. The nation has become sickened, diseased.
[Thus spaketh a sickened, diseased mind.]
He COULD have prevented the hurricane Not all hurricanes, of course, but at least some of them... and lessened the impact of those that did happen. Much of the action that occurs in the Atlantic during hurricane season is Bush's fault. If he'd paid attention to the environment at all, there would be about 50% less hurricane activity in the Atlantic. And if he paid more attention to the Gulf Coast, New Orleans wouldn't be sinking at the rate of 3 feet a century. If Bush had any ability to lead in his head, he'd have had New Orleans shored up long ago.
[If Al Gore were president, he could have prevented Hurricane Katrina.]
Using the words "sick" and "diseased" 12 times in an 80 word stretch.
This kind of repetitiveness is often associated with psychiatric difficulties.
No doubt the author thought this was the height of eloquence.
Sounds like a Suthen playa. Just remember there is no such thing as a lost ball. If it cannot be found it should be ruled "temorarily displaced" with no penalty. This is because at some point it will be found and then will be ruled "stolen".
Its a silly game they have been getting away with for decades.
Awesomeness! Too bad I can't condense that into a tagline.. sweet!
Just what would the DUmmies have him do about an approaching hurricane? I suppose he could have helicoptered over to New Orleans, stood on the shore and ordered Katrina to go back, sort of like old King Canute ordering the tide not to come in. That didn't work out so well for old Canute, and even though Bush is a praying man I kinda doubt that Katrina would have turned around and headed for Venezuela on his orders.
Here's an idea for DUmmies, next time a hurricane approaches they can all close their eyes and go "ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm", "ommmmmmmmmmmmm" in unison until it goes away.
You HAVE GOT to be kidding me, PJ! This wasn't actually posted, you had to have made this up. It's too looney toones!
Poor Skinner, he lost that battle the day his site went on line. He would have had more luck trying to steer Katrina away from the gulf coast by brain wave telepathy, as some of the DUmmies apparently believe Bush should have done.
Here are the thoughts of some of your friends who also want Bush impeached.
Take a hike. If you want to debate me on the Farah/impeachment thread, I've answered all your posts, and I've done so a damn sight more civilly than you've responded to mine. If you're going to take your quarrel with me over to another thread, and claim with no support that I "support Cindi" or allege Bush is responsible for Katrina, I will consider it personal abuse fit to report. Knock it off.
Not quite GW the first is off the hook since we didn't have New Orleans when he was around. Blame Napoleon.
Jellyfish got asses? Wow.
"Golfing, eating cake, strumming a guitar. I guess he was having fun on vacation."
I'll match this any day with the antics of Sheehan & Co. while the hurricane was going on. But does this "writer" mention that? Nooooooooooo!
Apparently, Bush cut his vacation short & hurried over to New Orleans once he heard how devastating it was. And sent in federal aid. Must have been disappointing to Cindy, who suddenly lost her spot in the limelight.
Hey these moonbat comments are no less looney than those advocating impeachment on the other threads. I'm just trying to make you some new friends and allies.
"I swear to God, parents of DU'ers must kill themselves in their thousands every day after the horrific realization dawns on them that they have brought such ignorant monsters into a once decent world."
Your post left me reeling with laughter. People here at work pass by and tell me, "Boy, don't you look happy."
On a serious note, though, I honestly think the children of these parents have high suicide rates. Can you imagine any one them growing old? I can't.
If only someone had stopped Columbus, America wouldn't be in this shape today!
New Orleans would still be green and peaceful, home to all the animals and creatures of the natural environment there.
If it hadn't been for Columbus, there wouldn't be any Republicans in power now!
Busy right now but will do a DUFU edition tomorrow to carry over the Labor Day Weekend. BTW, someone I know is building me a computer that I will get in October. It will have XP-Pro. Then maybe I can do some blogcasting.
I saw this thread there discussing Hugo Chavez's criticism of Bush:
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