Posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The WACKO DUmmies are actually "worried" that Bush is out of control as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today." This from the same clowns composed of wackos such as mopaul and benburch among SCORES of other sanity deprived denizens of DUmmieland. So they think Bush is out of control? Did he wear a black Midnight Cowboy outfit in the hot Texas sun while walking around barefoot to allow his feet to be attacked by fire ants? Is Bush declaring that a Third American Empire began during the 1980 Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets when the fans began yelling "USA! USA!"? Actually all the speculation (and hope) that Bush has gone nuts is based entirely on rumor. So let us watch the nutcase DUmmies praying for a Bush Meltdown in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies go COMPLETELY out of control EVERY DAY, is in the [brackets]:
Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today
[Are the DUmmies Out of Control? Yes, Every Day.]
Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.
[Buy me 18 year old Flor de Caña rum and I will probably tell you anything to keep the bartender pouring.]
They describe a President whose public persona masks an angry, obscenity-spouting man who berates staff, unleashes tirades against those who disagree with him and ends meetings in the Oval Office with “get out of here!”
[Those aides sound like they are describing Hillary. All they want is for you to keep pouring out the Flor de Caña.]
In fact, George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.
[Hillary was on PERMANENT tornado alert, especially when she slashed Bubba's face with her nails.]
Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.
[What is the DUmmie screen name of the author of this Capitol Hill Blue piece of fiction?]
Is this true or not? Who knows but its great reading!
[So even though you admit that it probably isn't true, you admit that you enjoy reading this fiction. Hey, whatever turns you on.]
Dems need to pile on this They need to force a public meltdown of spectacular proportions. With an unbalanced personality like *, it's very possible.
[If Bush were already unhinged, why would the Democrats need to pile on? Unless, the story ISN'T true.]
How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV? I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in... all in public on tv.In reality it would prolly scare me no end to see this happen, but I still want it hehe.tib
[Thus spaketh yet ANOTHER out of control DUmmie.]
I'm seriously worried about his mental stability. And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her. The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.
[Thanks for ADMITTING what Cindy Sheehan's REAL agenda is... To get into Bush's face. Amazing that a lot of reporters are still promoting the fiction that Bush meeting with Cindy Sheehan would be a warm fuzzy thing for him to do when the REAL agenda of the left is for Cindy to be completely confrontational.]
this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......
[By force if necessary...which means by violence. Thank you for sharing that thought, DUmmie bluedog. I repeat, DUmmie bluedog. Oh, and give the Secret Service my regards.]
capitol hill blue is a crap website if someone can get a video of this shit, I'd take it seriously but otherwise this could be a bunch of crap.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Glad you found your calling. But if you weren't a minister, it would be great if you were a comedian. We need more clean comics! I tune in to Comedy Central from time to time, and sometimes I just have to turn the thing off, some of the comics get so raunchy (if they're not bashing Bush).
You have sent DU threads to the FBI?? Good for you! (I would never have thought of that)
Here ya go.
http://www.bananascomedy.com/
Unfortunately, we don't have Dish Network. We have Charter cable, and Bananas is not available. But thanks for the info, I'll keep it in mind if we ever switch.
I still think we should focus on Sept 24-26th and the getting the message to Washington DC that IMPEACHMENT IS the WILL OF THE PEOPLE in numbers they can't ignore. 100,000 - 200,000 at a minimum will be there that weekend protesting the war in Iraq and calling for him and other war criminals to be impeached. I think that getting these louts out (and that means we keep going from Bush to Cheney all the way down to Hassert). . . .
DUmmie Tigress DEM is out of control:
1. She predicts 100,000-200,000 MINIMUM in DC on September 24, the NEW Day When Everything Finally Changed, and
2. She not only thinks it realistic to try to impeach Bush, but she adds President Cheney AND President HASTERT to the planned impeachments and convictions in the Republican-dominated houses of Congress. I guess she doesn't have anything yet against President Ted Stevens.
"Allan Sherman, Stan Freberg, and Tom Lehrer."
Three of my favorite all-time comedians.
"It occurs to me that that group all came from a particular generation. I just checked, and they all were born during the years 1921-1928."
That was a very literate generation. (Also a golden age for Jewish comedians.)
Maybe that's why I like your humor. It's intelligent. Not like the garbage that passes for comedy nowadays on T.V.
Good additions. That's right: Jeff Gannon. I never understood HOW they thought one oddball, gay reporter was going to bring down an administration that had no connection to him anyway.
Well, here it is, 4:30 a.m., Nebraska time, and it's been more than three days since the FoA and DUmmies announced the mother of the late one was going to Crawford.
Of course, it is preposterous.
And we're still waiting to hear from the legal representative to the 92-year-old Rosa Parks, to learn if she in fact had called Cindy in Crawford to lend her support, as alleged by the FoA and DUmmies.
And we have to call back today, to the public relations representative of Coretta Scott King, to learn if she in fact had called Cindy in Crawford to lend her support, as alleged by the FoA and DUmmies.
Eleanor Roosevelt and Dorothy Day must be out on vacation, because they don't pick up their telephones.
Another Bob & Ray fan here. Those guys were seriously funny! And the names they came up with...radio's beloved Wally Ballou, Lawrence Fectenburger Interplanetary Agent Candidate, Matt Kneffer Boy Spotwelder, Mary Magoon...I could go on and on!
Even this is, in and of itself, an admission of defeat. The "magic number" (thank you Louis Farrakhan) to reach has be 1 million to be considered a "serious" rally. The DUmmies would now be content with 10% of that number... (of course, they and their media allies would report whatever turnout as 3x the actual, but that's another story)
Top 92 ... woo hoo !!!
Wuuupsss....
>>this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......<<
What's with all the dramatic pauses?
Is that William Shatner posting on DU again?
Anybody have a solution? The ultimate solution is nother computer of course.
You should send out humorous articles to newspapers. Be sure to find out the managing editors of each and send it to them. That works better than e-mail. I used to do that all the time. Two articles per week that I sent out to about a hundred newspapers. About 10% will publish. Of course, I had my regulars like the Sunday magazine section of the Houston Chronicle that published almost everything I sent them. Don't forget the Canadian newspapers because they actually paid better on averate than USA newspapers. Then there was my gig with Krokodil in Russia. 10 million circulation but NO payment.
But I enjoy South Park. I also just picked up a South Park video from the library.
Maybe the internet connection, and not necessarily your computer?
Remember, you went from dial-up to something else a month or so ago.
<<not computer expert, but knows when to leave well enough alone.
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