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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The WACKO DUmmies are actually "worried" that Bush is out of control as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today." This from the same clowns composed of wackos such as mopaul and benburch among SCORES of other sanity deprived denizens of DUmmieland. So they think Bush is out of control? Did he wear a black Midnight Cowboy outfit in the hot Texas sun while walking around barefoot to allow his feet to be attacked by fire ants? Is Bush declaring that a Third American Empire began during the 1980 Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets when the fans began yelling "USA! USA!"? Actually all the speculation (and hope) that Bush has gone nuts is based entirely on rumor. So let us watch the nutcase DUmmies praying for a Bush Meltdown in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies go COMPLETELY out of control EVERY DAY, is in the [brackets]:

Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

[Are the DUmmies Out of Control? Yes, Every Day.]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

[Buy me 18 year old Flor de Caña rum and I will probably tell you anything to keep the bartender pouring.]

They describe a President whose public persona masks an angry, obscenity-spouting man who berates staff, unleashes tirades against those who disagree with him and ends meetings in the Oval Office with “get out of here!”

[Those aides sound like they are describing Hillary. All they want is for you to keep pouring out the Flor de Caña.]

In fact, George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.

[Hillary was on PERMANENT tornado alert, especially when she slashed Bubba's face with her nails.]

Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

[What is the DUmmie screen name of the author of this Capitol Hill Blue piece of fiction?]

Is this true or not? Who knows but its great reading!

[So even though you admit that it probably isn't true, you admit that you enjoy reading this fiction. Hey, whatever turns you on.]

Dems need to pile on this They need to force a public meltdown of spectacular proportions. With an unbalanced personality like *, it's very possible.

[If Bush were already unhinged, why would the Democrats need to pile on? Unless, the story ISN'T true.]

How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV? I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in... all in public on tv.In reality it would prolly scare me no end to see this happen, but I still want it hehe.tib

[Thus spaketh yet ANOTHER out of control DUmmie.]

I'm seriously worried about his mental stability. And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her. The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.

[Thanks for ADMITTING what Cindy Sheehan's REAL agenda is... To get into Bush's face. Amazing that a lot of reporters are still promoting the fiction that Bush meeting with Cindy Sheehan would be a warm fuzzy thing for him to do when the REAL agenda of the left is for Cindy to be completely confrontational.]

this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......

[By force if necessary...which means by violence. Thank you for sharing that thought, DUmmie bluedog. I repeat, DUmmie bluedog. Oh, and give the Secret Service my regards.]

capitol hill blue is a crap website if someone can get a video of this shit, I'd take it seriously but otherwise this could be a bunch of crap.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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To: PJ-Comix
They (Moonbats) will be pissed when they see that Bush will not go softly in Lame Duckdom.
61 posted on 08/15/2005 6:14:32 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Yet, they're putting even more hope in this than they did in Ohio, the Downing Street Memo, Gannon, ect.

They've already forgotten about Karl Rove. A couple of weeks ago, DUmmieland was ALL about Karl Rove. Now Rove has been forgotten and it is ALL about Cindy Sheehan.

62 posted on 08/15/2005 6:20:26 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
They've already forgotten about Karl Rove. A couple of weeks ago, DUmmieland was ALL about Karl Rove. Now Rove has been forgotten and it is ALL about Cindy Sheehan.

They must be off their Ritalin.

63 posted on 08/15/2005 6:21:29 PM PDT by The Phantom FReeper (So? People in Hell want ice water.)
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To: socialismisinsidious
these people have no room to be talking about anyone being "fragile mentally"

No doubt! Considering the number and amount of mood altering drugs that these dregs of society boast about taking.....

64 posted on 08/15/2005 6:23:03 PM PDT by dirtbiker (It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not....)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yet, they're putting even more hope in this than they did in Ohio, the Downing Street Memo, Gannon, ect.

They've already forgotten about Karl Rove. A couple of weeks ago, DUmmieland was ALL about Karl Rove. Now Rove has been forgotten and it is ALL about Cindy Sheehan.

I don't think this exceeds the action on the STOLEN ELECTION (Nov....Dec..a whole forum), but it is getting there.

$kimmer ought to make a separate forum for the DitchWitch.

65 posted on 08/15/2005 6:27:41 PM PDT by SCALEMAN (Completely Useless Before September)
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To: Purrcival
Dems need to pile on this. . . .

Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right....

and then they'll proceed to step in it

With BOTH feet....

66 posted on 08/15/2005 6:34:11 PM PDT by dirtbiker (It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not....)
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To: SCALEMAN
A portion of them are reliving their glory days in the late 60 's early 70's and their "anti-war", "give peace a chance" days

Back in their "glory days", there would be several hundred THOUSAND protesters, not several HUNDRED....

Their "glory" is as pathetic as it is brief....

67 posted on 08/15/2005 6:39:57 PM PDT by dirtbiker (It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you're not....)
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To: PJ-Comix

please pingy pingy


68 posted on 08/15/2005 6:41:45 PM PDT by pitbully ( Living Free in America,Thank You Pres. Bush !!)
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To: pitbully

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #720.


69 posted on 08/15/2005 6:46:24 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: SCALEMAN
the DitchWitch

Call her by her proper title: "Mother Sheehan."

70 posted on 08/15/2005 7:01:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underground: This could be a bunch of crap.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Call her by her proper title: "Mother Sheehan."

I'll call her "mother" but sheehan won't follow it...
71 posted on 08/15/2005 7:05:40 PM PDT by Savage243
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To: Charles Henrickson
You sir, missed your calling, You'd have made a great comedian!! Where do you get this stuff? Between you and PJ, my sides hurt after reading the funnies!
72 posted on 08/15/2005 7:11:34 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: dirtbiker
Oh, they'll leave a pile, all right....

and then they'll proceed to step in it

With BOTH feet....

and then slip and fall back in it!......

73 posted on 08/15/2005 7:13:35 PM PDT by Allosaurs_r_us (I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making obscene gestures)
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To: Duke Nukum
Didn't CHB have a story something like this in 2004?

Yep, this story has been done before. That was back when Freepers had some modicum of respect for that organization. Since then, CHB has less credibility than DEBKA.

74 posted on 08/15/2005 7:15:41 PM PDT by Paradox (Budweiser, fighting for the Right to Keep and Beer Arms.)
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To: Paradox
Yep, this story has been done before. That was back when Freepers had some modicum of respect for that organization. Since then, CHB has less credibility than DEBKA.

I don't remember too much about the story except that some shrink who never even met the President was psycho analyzing him, which kind of teed me off when a liberal friend sent me the article.

Something even further back in my memory, maybe as far back as 2000, was that CHB had been sold to a new party. I don't know if CHB was originally a conservative owned site or just a non-partisan muck raker trafficking in all sort of D.C. rumor, but after the sale I seem to remember it becoming more moonbatty and I saw fewer and fewer stories posted from there on FR.

75 posted on 08/15/2005 7:24:46 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (To thine own self be true...or relatively true. --Guy Caballero)
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To: gidget7; PJ-Comix; franksolich
You sir, missed your calling, You'd have made a great comedian!! Where do you get this stuff?

Thank you. It's not that I missed my calling, it's just that I've got a higher one: I'm a minister of the gospel of Christ. I like to write comedy for fun, as a hobby. I did some comedy bits on an all-night radio show in Chicago when I was in college in the early '70s. My influences were guys like Steve Allen, Bob and Ray, Jean Shepherd, Allan Sherman, Stan Freberg, and Tom Lehrer.

76 posted on 08/15/2005 7:26:41 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Lutheran pastor working on a Ph.D. in Biblical Studies)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Jean Shepard??? WOW, I haven't heard that name in a long time!

Well your right, your higher calling is a good one! Not one that has to be without humor though, it is after all, a gift!


77 posted on 08/15/2005 7:35:15 PM PDT by gidget7 (Get GLSEN out of our schools!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Jean Shepherd

I used to send stories in to Jean Shepherd. The first one (about racing cockroaches) I sent him, he read word for word. Then I sent him one story per week for about 4 years and he read almost all of them. Once I was in a car listening to Jean Shepherd. The woman next to me was amazed that I could recite exactly what Shepherd was about to say a beat before he actually said it. Of course, it was another of my stories that Shepherd was reading.

Not a likeable guy in person, however. I met him twice and he was unpleasant in a cold way. However (name drop, name drop), I did meet Steve Allen out in L.A.. We ever wrote letters back and forth for awhile. Great guy!

78 posted on 08/15/2005 7:41:57 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I Believe!
79 posted on 08/15/2005 7:46:28 PM PDT by ThreeYearLurker
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To: gidget7; PJ-Comix; franksolich
Steve Allen, Bob and Ray, Jean Shepherd, Allan Sherman, Stan Freberg, and Tom Lehrer

It occurs to me that that group all came from a particular generation. I just checked, and they all were born during the years 1921-1928. (You could also add Mort Sahl and Soupy Sales to that group.) So they were at their peak when I was a kid and young man.

80 posted on 08/15/2005 7:48:39 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (I was born in 1953.)
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