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DUmmie FUnnies 08-15-05 ("Is Bush Out of Control?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 15, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:28 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Talk about the pot calling the kettle black. The WACKO DUmmies are actually "worried" that Bush is out of control as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today." This from the same clowns composed of wackos such as mopaul and benburch among SCORES of other sanity deprived denizens of DUmmieland. So they think Bush is out of control? Did he wear a black Midnight Cowboy outfit in the hot Texas sun while walking around barefoot to allow his feet to be attacked by fire ants? Is Bush declaring that a Third American Empire began during the 1980 Olympic hockey victory over the Soviets when the fans began yelling "USA! USA!"? Actually all the speculation (and hope) that Bush has gone nuts is based entirely on rumor. So let us watch the nutcase DUmmies praying for a Bush Meltdown in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble correspondent, watching the DUmmies go COMPLETELY out of control EVERY DAY, is in the [brackets]:

Is Bush Out of Control? Capital Hill Blue today

[Are the DUmmies Out of Control? Yes, Every Day.]

Buy beleaguered, overworked White House aides enough drinks and they tell a sordid tale of an administration under siege, beset by bitter staff infighting and led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia.

[Buy me 18 year old Flor de Caña rum and I will probably tell you anything to keep the bartender pouring.]

They describe a President whose public persona masks an angry, obscenity-spouting man who berates staff, unleashes tirades against those who disagree with him and ends meetings in the Oval Office with “get out of here!”

[Those aides sound like they are describing Hillary. All they want is for you to keep pouring out the Flor de Caña.]

In fact, George W. Bush’s mood swings have become so drastic that White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world.

[Hillary was on PERMANENT tornado alert, especially when she slashed Bubba's face with her nails.]

Decreasing job approval ratings and increased criticism within his own party drives the President’s paranoia even higher. Bush, in a meeting with senior advisors, called Senator Majority Leader Bill Frist a “god-damned traitor” for opposing him on stem-cell research.

[What is the DUmmie screen name of the author of this Capitol Hill Blue piece of fiction?]

Is this true or not? Who knows but its great reading!

[So even though you admit that it probably isn't true, you admit that you enjoy reading this fiction. Hey, whatever turns you on.]

Dems need to pile on this They need to force a public meltdown of spectacular proportions. With an unbalanced personality like *, it's very possible.

[If Bush were already unhinged, why would the Democrats need to pile on? Unless, the story ISN'T true.]

How much would we love to see a public meltdown on TV? I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap as the weight of what he has done sinks in... all in public on tv.In reality it would prolly scare me no end to see this happen, but I still want it hehe.tib

[Thus spaketh yet ANOTHER out of control DUmmie.]

I'm seriously worried about his mental stability. And not so much about Washington, but in Crawford. I think the reason they send him on these outrageous '5-week vacations' is because they know he's fragile mentally.So what happens? Cindy Sheehan and company arrive, right on his doorstep. This is an instant downer, because now he has to justify what he does all day long, in particular when he doesn't meet with her. The fact is, he CAN'T meet with her. Cindy Sheehan has publicly announced that she's going to debate him - something he's not able to do right now.

[Thanks for ADMITTING what Cindy Sheehan's REAL agenda is... To get into Bush's face. Amazing that a lot of reporters are still promoting the fiction that Bush meeting with Cindy Sheehan would be a warm fuzzy thing for him to do when the REAL agenda of the left is for Cindy to be completely confrontational.]

this man is totally sick..and he has his followers ........who believe everything he says...hes dangerous......to the entire world....he is the one who has his finger on the switch....and if this is true.he must be taken out of the WH.by force if necessary..for the survival of our country......

[By force if necessary...which means by violence. Thank you for sharing that thought, DUmmie bluedog. I repeat, DUmmie bluedog. Oh, and give the Secret Service my regards.]

capitol hill blue is a crap website if someone can get a video of this shit, I'd take it seriously but otherwise this could be a bunch of crap.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


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I am posting this from a library. I probably could have done it from home but didn't want to take the chance of my computer freezing up on me and messing up all the work.

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1 posted on 08/15/2005 2:13:29 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 08/15/2005 2:14:46 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

In before the ping?


3 posted on 08/15/2005 2:14:52 PM PDT by JimWforBush (Alcohol - For the best times you'll never remember)
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To: PJ-Comix

1st!


4 posted on 08/15/2005 2:15:45 PM PDT by Lurker (" Many are already stating that the decision in Kelo renders the contract null and void." I agree.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmies think Bush is out of control???? What idiots!


5 posted on 08/15/2005 2:16:20 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lurker

5th?


6 posted on 08/15/2005 2:16:21 PM PDT by darkangel82
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To: PJ-Comix

My first top ten!!!


7 posted on 08/15/2005 2:17:02 PM PDT by Jacktown
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To: PJ-Comix

Since I know several WH aides, I can say this is just kaka.


8 posted on 08/15/2005 2:17:52 PM PDT by Hoodlum91
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To: PJ-Comix
Is this true or not?

Why bother checking if it's untrue? That's never stopped you people from posting stuff before.

9 posted on 08/15/2005 2:20:28 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious ("And I can KICK!"-Crispin Glover)
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To: PJ-Comix

Woo-hoo! He's baaaaaaack! Thanks for the DUFU, PJ!


10 posted on 08/15/2005 2:21:13 PM PDT by luvie (A BAD DAY FOR THE DIMS IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!! GO BOLTON-CLEAN HOUSE AT THE UN!!! :o))
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 15? No way!


11 posted on 08/15/2005 2:23:13 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: PJ-Comix
led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia

Clinton is no longer in the White House. (thank God)

12 posted on 08/15/2005 2:24:49 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: Choose Ye This Day
Top 20!

NFP

13 posted on 08/15/2005 2:26:30 PM PDT by Notforprophet (Democrats have stood their own arguments on their heads so often that they now stand for nothing.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I hope to see him disolve in a puddle of piss, vomit and crap

Projection. Plain and simple. This is what always happens to the DUmmies themselves, every time Lucy yanks the football away, or every time the circular ant mill takes them nowhere--once again.

14 posted on 08/15/2005 2:27:53 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: PJ-Comix
White House emails often contain “weather reports” to warn of the President’s demeanor. “Calm seas” means Bush is calm while “tornado alert” is a warning that he is pissed at the world...

And lightning coming from his eyes means DUmmies BEWARE!!!!!!.......



.....Oh! There it is! You're DOomed, DUmmie!!!!!

15 posted on 08/15/2005 2:28:17 PM PDT by luvie (A BAD DAY FOR THE DIMS IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE COUNTRY!!!!!! GO BOLTON-CLEAN HOUSE AT THE UN!!! :o))
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To: PJ-Comix

these people have no room to be talking about anyone being
"fragile mentally"...talk about the pot calling the kettle..


16 posted on 08/15/2005 2:31:28 PM PDT by socialismisinsidious
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led by a man whose mood swings suggest paranoia bordering on schizophrenia

Didn't Al Gore invent Prozac for his lively wife?

17 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:15 PM PDT by politicalwit (Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is amazing. Bush is "angry." He's "paranoid." He's "rude" and "prone to outbursts." He's "sick."

What did these DUmmies say about Spot when he was being fellated in the Oval Office by chubby interns, when he ran smear campaigns against the "bimbo eruptions," when his libido ran amok, when he screamed at underlings, when he had to dodge Hillary's lamps, etc., etc., ad nauseum?

Was Spot sick? No...according to the DUmmies he was the great liberal Messiah.


18 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:55 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (What did Jamie "The Wall" Gorelick know, and when did she know it?)
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To: politicalwit

lively=lovely


19 posted on 08/15/2005 2:32:57 PM PDT by politicalwit (Due to the shortage of virgins, all suicide bombings have been cancelled.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 20


20 posted on 08/15/2005 2:33:31 PM PDT by MikefromOhio (Waiting for Willie's boohoohoo of the week....next week, 200 strippers laid off in Tampa......)
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