WARNING: "Greenlighters" targeting US teens for sexual activities.

http://www.greenlighter.org ^

[MetaCon]

Greenlighters are an emerging underground movement of sexually promiscuous teenagers, including bisexual, homosexual, and heterosexual members. Members of this movement wear a green polo shirt with the collar up, indicating that they are open to pretty much any sexual adventure. When someone comes up to them and puts the collar down, they are "collared" and will go with that person and do whatever sexual act they ask. Transfer of money is not usually involved. Some parent groups are starting to get involved - urging parents to go through their kids clothes and confiscate green shirts and polos. Supposedly this has been going on since mid-2004 and may be related to the "chavs" in Britain somehow.

[TheBigB]

"Would ye like to show me yer Lucky Charms, lassie?"

[Junior]

This is hugh! He is series!

[Loud Mime]

Do green-lighters who wear a green jacket also qualify? PGA members want to know! ;)

[MetaCon]

Also, before you dismiss me as a troll why don't you go and actually look at the website.

This is a real problem.

Those are real people.

[Oberon]

What I want to know is, where can I get the best price on a good quality green polo shirt? =P

[proxy_user]

Based on a quick Google search, it does seem to be an internet rumor, but will probably turn up in Snopes one of these days.

But if you register and post stuff like this, you will be treated like a troll no matter what. You'd be much better off starting with defense cost overruns or an analysis of the proposed EU constitution.

[taxesareforever]

Can't we just stamp their foreheads with "STDs wanted, apply within"

No. Too hard to fold the forehead down.

[conserv13]

I copied and pasted the information from an email I recieved.

99% of forwarded emails that you get are garbage and should be ignored. Don't worry about this, it is not true.

[Oberon]

Greenlighters are an emerging underground movement of sexually promiscuous teenagers, including bisexual, homosexual, and heterosexual members. Members of this movement wear a green polo shirt with the collar up, indicating that they are open to pretty much any sexual adventure. When someone comes up to them and puts the collar down, they are "collared" and will go with that person and do whatever sexual act they ask.

This looks like a pissant thread.

[PilloryHillary]

The site has pornographic and sick stuff on it. I made the mistake of clicking and I wouldn't recommend going there. Bye troll.

[blau993]

Actually it's members of Augusta National Golf Club who wear the green jackets. Believe me, most of them could walk around with collars up for a LOOOOOOOOONG time without fear of anyone turning the collar down.

[Protagoras]

Besides, wearing polo shirts with the collar turned up went out in the 1980's.

Not among people who turn their golf shirt collars up against the sun. I sure hope my golfing buddies don't turn out to be sexually crazed "greenlighters"!

Come to think of it though, I play a lot of golf with my wife,,,,,hmmmm.

[Protagoras]

This is a real problem. Those are real people.

And you are really gone.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Why is this zot worthy? Newbie status? The info posted?

I will hold off, seems legit to me.

[TheBigB]

#30 did it for me...

[b4its2late]

[EUPHORIC]

DAMN! I've got a green western shirt I bought at Sheplers and I wondered why all the damned poofies were being so friendly everytime I wore that!

[Lil'freeper]

Hrm... Ping

[PilloryHillary]

Go to the site and see for yourself.

[Fierce Allegiance]

Seems like you had your mind made up well before that, 1:00 minute after the post went up.

I love a good zot as much as anyone, but This one doesn't have the look/feel to me.