Posted on 06/22/2005 8:40:33 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
I am writing today to express my outrage at the actions of our troops. It has came to my attention recently that our troops have employed the methods of those long gone, yet not forgotten monsters, the Nazis.
According to Richard Durbin our troops are taking a page out of the playbook of Hitler. I can see them now, the Muslims all being lined up and forced into trains, no room left to stand, and shipped to camps dotted across the desert. Others are forced to march in the heat, unaware of the final solution they are destined to complete. I know this to be true because Richard Durbin has said so, and he is an honorable man.
According to Richard Durbin our scientists are hard at work trying to streamline our efficiency, greasing the wheel of our death machine. We have an advantage over the Nazis of the past I'm sure, using the latest in science we should be able to triple the death rate of the Nazi concentration camps. I expect that thus far we have already surpassed the 6 million or so Jews lost in Europe. In fact I know so because Richard Durbin has said so, and he is an honorable man.
And I expect our troops to bring the morbid prizes home with them, lamp shades made of human skin adorned with tattoos, gold teeth, and lockets of Arab hair. I expect them to brag about their kills, and smile at the death marches. Why? Because Richard Durbin said we were like the Nazis, and he is an honorable man, isn't he?
UPDATE: If you are offended, I'm sorry. If not I'm glad you liked it.
We're all outraged. At Turbin Durbin.
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I, for one, understood the satire.
Nope. That's what Drubin did. And that's why it is a disgrace for him inhabit the Senate any longer.
Wrong apology. It shouldn't be "If you are offended, I apologize." It is "If you are offended, I am sorry that you misunderstood me"
Beautiful. Nicely done.
Aw, what the heck. I'll ping Meek anyway!
Humongous and appreciated sarcasm.
In before the...spoilsport!
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When I think of what happened to Trent Lott because he said, at the celebration of an indescribably old man, that he'd have made a good president (or something like that), and then I hear another senator equating our military with Nazis, I begin to wonder if there are any Republicans in office who really know how to dress for the jungle, never mind survive in one.
Meaning, Durbin's a seditious b*****d, but we must not expect him to be ashamed of himself. We do, however, have a right to expect conservative senators to run him out of town. Imagine if a Republican senator called homosexuals unkind names. (No analogy is perfect but the gay lobby is the closest thing the Dems have to a military.)
Someone needs to start depicting the RAT Jackass with a turban on it's head. (Protectin from the sun?)
He can apologize all he wants: the damage he sought has been done. Those who would use his words to fuel their hatred of America and her fine soldiers will not care whether he apologized or not, only that he spewed those wretched lies.
Sounds like a plan!
<< And I expect our troops to bring the morbid prizes home with them, lamp shades made of human skin adorned with tattoos, gold teeth, and lockets of Arab hair. I expect them to brag about their kills, and smile at the death marches. >>
And, when, largely as the consequence of the effective terrorism of Durbin and his obscene ilk, we lose the war, I expect every American to spend the next thirty years denying he had anything to do with or even knew of the atrocities claimed by the dick, Turbin, to have been perpetrated.
But when, in thirty-odd years time, historians want photographic evidence for a book of the dick, Turbin's, alleged atrocities, I want every good german -- um, I mean surviving American family to produce scores of them from the family albumns in which they will have been proudly, if casually, kept since being sent home by every german -- um, I mean American, soldier.
< /sarcasm >
No enemy has inflicted as much damage on America as liberals.
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