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DUmmie FUnnies 06-21-05 ("Durbin Caves")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/21/2005 6:01:41 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh how the mighty have fallen. A few days ago the DUmmies were in ecstasy because Senator Dick DUrbin wouldn’t apologize for his idiotic remarks comparing the pampered treatment of the terrorist Gitmo detainees to prisoners of the Nazis and Soviets. However, much to their great anguish, Durbin has offered a sort of apology for his stupidity a few hours ago. It wasn’t much of an apology but it was enough to set off extreme DUmmie rage at their former hero, Durbin, as you can see in this THREAD titled, “Durbin Caves.” As usual the DUmmie frustration as they rage against the reality of their own impotence is in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chuckling at the YET ANOTHER DUmmie Disaster, is in the [brackets]:

Durbin Caves--Repukies say it's only the beginning

[Yes, it’s only the BEGINNING of MANY DUmmie frustrations to come.]

on lou dobbs--they showed dick's apology on the Senate floor. the reporter said something like the repubs are now going to go after nancy pelosi and howard dean. thanks for setting such a good precedent. we stuck up for what you said, dick. we emailed & letter wrote in your defense.

[SNIFF! DUrbin has now been relegated to the DUmmie DUstbin.]

Why did he cave? What possible excuse could he have given? He had the truth on his side. DAMN!

[Only in the DUmmieland Dimension could comparing the treatment of the air conditioned Gitmo detainees to the prisoners of the Nazis or Soviets be considered to be the truth.]

There was and is no reason for us to apologize...for anything. The Republicans plan is to do ANYTHING, to cry victim over EVERYTHING, and tell the truth about NOTHING, to keep people distracted and misinformed. Dean, please, PUNCH THESE BASTARDS OUT!

[Stand by! Your rabies shot is on the way!]

I apologize that our government condones torture

[Is that you, Dick DUrbin?]

Anyone in Illinois want to run for Durbin's seat? Find a good candidate and I'll help you raise money. At some point we have to face reality and accept that some of our Dem leaders are beyond rehabilitation and need to be replaced. Wishing and hoping they'll eventually see the light of day isn't going to happen.

[Maybe you should send some of those suspect Democrats to Re-education Camps.]

He has no fight, no will, no courage. Issues are great, but only if you have the will to make them happen. If Durbin can't fight or learn to outmaneuver the GOP, what good is his stand on the issues?

[DUrbin is always good for laughs.]

You Want To Replace Durbin? DU'ers Officially Makes Me Sick. Never thought I'd see the day that this place and the people posting here would sink this low.

[Actually the DUmmies sink that low on a daily basis.]

Dean has already said he's going to be in the GOP's Face and call them on their bogus crap.

[Which reminds me. What are Dean’s visiting hours over at Happy Farms?]

Let's hope that no other dems will use nazi references in their speeches

[Yes. Let’s hope MORE Democrat careers are destroyed.]

When you apologize, you show them signs of weakness and they attack again and again and again.

[It sounds like you need an attack of sanity.]

hell.....why even have a party? we need another way to get screwed

[Then spend an enchanting evening with Barney Frank.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 109th; apology; dickdurbin; dickinhanddurbin; dummies; durbin; turbandurbin
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To: PJ-Comix
"Anyone in Illinois want to run for Durbin's seat? Find a good candidate and I'll help you raise money." Is Undie resurfacing and offering to raise money?
41 posted on 06/21/2005 6:47:05 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. :o)


42 posted on 06/21/2005 6:48:48 PM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: SC Swamp Fox

43 posted on 06/21/2005 6:52:11 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: PJ-Comix
There was and is no reason for us to apologize...for anything. The Republicans plan is to do ANYTHING, to cry victim over EVERYTHING, and tell the truth about NOTHING, to keep people distracted and misinformed. Dean, please, PUNCH THESE BASTARDS OUT!

Victim? In all the talk about DUrbin and his disgusting remarks, I've not heard republicans utter anything remotely like the whiny, weak-kneed nonsense from the other side. They've been SO predictable through this whole thing, including trying to make DUrbin out to be the VICTIM of a right-wing smear campaign.

"They've taken his remarks out of context."
"He was only reading what an FBI agent said."
"They're trying to divert attention from the real issue by blaming DUrbin."

Perhaps, if they ever thought about speaking without using such ridiculous, over-the-top rhetoric they might find more people willing to discuss the issues that are important to them. If he's truly concerned and not just trying to make the news or play to the lunatic wing of his party, what the hell is wrong with just saying he has some concerns about the FBI agent's report and he believes it merits further investigation?

How many times are these people going to shoot themselves in the foot before they realize comparing Nazi death camps to an air conditioned facility where even the spiritual needs (of people who were once trying to KILL our soldiers) are met only illustrates the dems utter lack of understanding about what's happening in the world? These people live better at Gitmo than they do in their own countries. With all the meds they take at DU and all the loopy conspiracy theories they run in circles trying to "prove" seems to me they've kind of cornered the market on distraction and misinformation...but then I guess the first step to a cure is realizing the alternate reality you've created isn't real and that isn't likely to happen any time soon.

But, seriously...is anyone really worried about Dean punching them out? Dean is too busy putting his foot in his own mouth. Gotta give him credit, though...he never apologizes for his remarks...of course he's so devoid of common sense and class that he's not even aware of how big of an ass he makes of himself...but, hey...at least the dems managed to pick the perfect representative for their party...may he have a loooooong and LOUD tenure!

Cindie

44 posted on 06/21/2005 6:58:39 PM PDT by gardencatz (A brass unicorn...has...catapulted across a...street and impaled an eminent surgeon. Words fail me!)
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To: TheBigB
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With Howard Dean the dems have formally graduated from "disarray" to "debacle", with "irretrievable disaster" just around the corner.

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45 posted on 06/21/2005 7:00:39 PM PDT by speed_addiction ( Somethings gnaw on a man worse'n dyin'!)
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To: Choose Ye This Day

I was lookin' all over for that picture....thanks!


46 posted on 06/21/2005 7:09:53 PM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: wagglebee; SC Swamp Fox

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47 posted on 06/21/2005 7:10:38 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: SC Swamp Fox

It's frustrating how hard it is to find screenshots of good semi-old movies.

For example, try to find linkable images of Sgt. Hulka or Psycho Francis from "Stripes." There's not too many out there.

There weren't too many Lloyd Bridges shots from "Airplane!" to choose from, either.


48 posted on 06/21/2005 7:13:22 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("I don't think much of a man who is not wiser today than he was yesterday." -- Abraham Lincoln)
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To: PJ-Comix

With Durban joining Voinavich crying on the Senate floor, we have the seedling of a third party.

They'll have to fight with the DNC for the official cry baby seal.

Maybe McManiac can be their leader.


49 posted on 06/21/2005 7:17:53 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (No more I follow, no more obedience pay. --William Blake)
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To: PJ-Comix

Dick Durbin is an unperson. Dick Durbin never existed. Delete all online posts mentioning him because they falsely document a non-existant entity. Anyone who fails to do so will be imprisoned and reeducated (imagine Skinner in front of a tied down DUmmie in a dark room screaming "2+2=5!!!").


50 posted on 06/21/2005 7:22:14 PM PDT by Firefigher NC
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To: PJ-Comix
Why did he cave?

He pulled a Pitt.

A Pitt is a type of cave.

51 posted on 06/21/2005 7:30:12 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Self-Recanted Evening.)
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To: gardencatz

"I've not heard Republicans utter anything remotely like... the other side..."
Exactly. If we did, then we would be...uh...DUmmies.


52 posted on 06/21/2005 7:30:57 PM PDT by gate2wire (We Honor Those Who Serve---WE REMEMBER--Thank you)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dean, please, PUNCH THESE BASTARDS OUT!

Go ahead, Dean. Make my day.

Go crazy again and alienate even more of the American electorate.

53 posted on 06/21/2005 7:32:36 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (White Christian)
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To: PJ-Comix

one of the best editions I have read in a while! 4 stars.


54 posted on 06/21/2005 7:36:54 PM PDT by rface ("...the most schizoid freeper I've ever seen" - New Bloomfield, Missouri)
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To: PJ-Comix
Anyone in Illinois want to run for Durbin's seat? Find a good candidate. . . . He has no fight, no will, no courage. Issues are great, but only if you have the will to make them happen.

Wait! I think you've stumbled upon it! You want someone to run for Durbin's seat, because he has . . . "no will." Issues are great, but only if you . . . "have the will." That's it! Don't you see? "Will." As in . . . Will . . . PITT! Can you say, "Senator Will Pitt"? Think of it!

Oh, sure, he's never set foot in Illinois in his life, but that's a minor detail. Think of Hillary Clinton. Think of Alan Keyes. On second thought, don't think of Alan Keyes.

Anyhoo, there was just a thread the other day about how Pitt should run for office. This is his moment. "Comes a Time. . . ."

55 posted on 06/21/2005 7:43:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Where there's a Will. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
DU is the internet equivalent of a piranah tank. Durbin was never a regular topic of conversation over there, but when he calls OUR TROOPS (cna't the Dummies GET why this is so criminal?) Nazis, they love him. Now he's their banner carrier, not because of some bill or stance on a substantive issue, or even found some "smoking gun" for one of their harebrained schemes--they love hiim because he calls soldiers Nazis!

So how exactly does this gibe with their "support the troops, not the policy" BS?

56 posted on 06/21/2005 7:44:29 PM PDT by Dr.Hilarious (If Al Qaeda took over the judiciary and mainstream media, would we know the difference?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dean has already said he's going to be in the GOP's Face and call them on their bogus crap.

C'mon, Dean! In our face! YEEEEEEAAAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Puh-leeeeeze?

57 posted on 06/21/2005 7:48:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The mad doctor.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Let's hope that no other dems will use nazi references in their speeches

Oh, why not? It's the truth, isn't it?

58 posted on 06/21/2005 7:54:30 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (T r u t h o u t . t h e w i n d o w)
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To: PJ-Comix
hell.....why even have a party?

Well, you're doing a good job of putting yours out of business.

59 posted on 06/21/2005 7:56:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Underground--about six feet underground.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
we need another way to get screwed

benburch, please pick up the white courtesy phone. . . .

60 posted on 06/21/2005 7:58:07 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (dirtybenburch.)
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