Posted on 06/03/2005 7:16:14 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Has Andy Stephenson entered a DUmmieland Witness Protection Program? For the past few days, ever since Andy began publicly harassing the relatives of Bev Harris by posting their names and personal information about them, Scamdy has DISAPPEARED. In fact ALL MENTION in Dummieland about Scamdy’s “pancreatic cancer” has disappeared and if any there are so bold as to post any reference to Scamdy, Skinner immediately sends it down the Memory Pitt. As to Pied Piper Pitt, following his much ballyhooed posting of documents “proving” that Scamdy did indeed have pancreatic cancer, he has retracted his head into his turtle shell and REFUSES to further comment about those documents. One big reason is that those documents Pitt posted accurately predicted in an April 27 FAX that Scamdy would have surgery during the week of May 23 even though at the time of the FAX the surgery was still scheduled for May 10 and wasn’t rescheduled until almost 2 weeks after the FAX was sent. Right now the DUmmies are hoping that the whole Andy Stephenson Situation (as Skinner called it) would just go away. Unfortunately for Dummieland, the DUmmie FUnnies will STILL shine the light on this scandal which demonstrates what a bunch of dim-witted gullible fools the DUmmies were. Until Scamdy or Skinner or Pitt makes a full public confession (or are indicted) the DUmmie FUnnies will consistently hammer the DUmmies on this subject in all future DUmmie FUnnies. This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies based on a DUmmie THREAD titled, “Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?” will continue smoking out the DUmmies on this point. As usual the DUmmie postings still in Scamdy Denial are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, about to reveal some inside political info he recently received, is in the [brackets]:
Are we really going to let the GOP talk us into running Hillary?
[Consider it payback for talking us into nominating Bob Dole in 1996. Bob Dole didn’t so much run to win as to merely build up his resume. Somehow this latter seemed very important to Dole in his future career of doing Penile Erectile Dysfunction commercials on TV. At least we have no doubt that Dole suffered from this problem (no one admits to this condition unless they really had it) but we STILL don’t know what sort of medical problem Andy Stephenson had although it was almost certainly NOT pancreatic cancer.]
I think she would be an awful candidate. She's not that great a speaker, clearly not at all concerned about corporate power, posturing more and more "moderate" all of the time. The Senate alone has at least a dozen other Democrats who would make better candidates than her.
[All the more reason why Karl Rove has designated her as your ’08 nominee.]
But the GOP is licking its fetid chops, man. They can just about taste the hatefest they would enjoy if she were running. There would be no holds barred on the calumny and slander that they would rain down on her.
[Karl Rove has put out a directive to NOT accuse Hillary of faking a pancreatic cancer operation. Something like that is OFF-LIMITS.]
They are walking a fine line, though. Having demonized her for more than 10 years now, they need to talk Democrats into getting her through the primaries, so they have to cool it down a bit and talk about what a great potential candidate she would be. David Broder put up a column not too long ago just like that.
[Psst! Why do you think the Bushes and Bill Clinton are acting like buddies now? It’s all part of the Rovian Master Plan.]
But they can't stop talking about her. Both Hannity & Colmes and Bill O'Rodent had segments on her Tuesday night. What other Democratic politician gets so much attention from those loons?
[Kerry recently got a flurry of press attention when he FINALLY signed his Form 180 to release his military records to the public. Yes, he FINALLY signed Form 180 and now we are waiting for him to FINALLY drop that signed form in the mail.]
Thinking "well, if the GOP hates her so much, they must be afraid of her, therefore she would be a great candidate" is the trap the Democrats cannot, must not, walk into. Step away. This will be the most important national IQ test for the Democrats in a long time.
[I am SO CONFIDENT of the low DUmmie IQ that I can flat out state the Rovian Game Plan without the slightest fear that you DUmmies can do anything about it. Hey! If you were DUmb enough to send in your money to Andy Stephenson for a phony pancreatic cancer operation then you certainly will easily be manipulated by Karl Rove despite advance warning.]
Having said all that, I'd vote for her in a heartbeat next to any GOP candidate. But please Lahd, and all my fellow Democrats, please don't let it come to that.
[It WILL come to it. And now to announce the ULTIMATE DUmmie nightmare, DUmmie ProfessorPlum. Not only is Karl Rove saddling you with Hillary but the GOP candidate for ’08 has already been decided upon---Dick Cheney. You think that Bob Woodward story about Cheney being drafted in ’08 was just idle speculation? A Republican Deep Throat handed that story to Woodward to pass along. The fact is if Cheney’s doctors give him the go-ahead and IF Cheney is convinced there is a groundswell of support for him, he WILL run in ’08. Look forward to a CONTINUATION of the Bush policies following the next election.]
condi vs. mccain. rove attacks once again.
[Nope. Cheney vs McCain=Cheney Winner. Rove STRIKES again!]
Let them run their nutcase ... and we should pick someone sensible. I like HC, but she simply has no chance for victory. All the general polls do not change the fact that swing state voters will not bite.
[Nutcase McCain might run but he CAN’T win against Cheney. “President Cheney.” Prepare for those words, DUmmies.]
If the Democratic Party runs Hillary ( a pro-war neodem), it deserves to lose. But we don't. If we can't get the party to wake up, the real Democrats ought to put together their own ticket with real Democrats.
[Hillary WILL be your losing candidate. Live with it.]
the media and GOP dictated who our candidate would be and those fine tuned political machines in Iowa and New Hampshire went for it hook, line and sinker. *cough*assholes*cough* It's been interesting to watch the same exact process being put into motion yet again.
[Interesting and FUnnie to see the Democrats falling for it ONCE AGAIN. ’08 will be a DOUBLE WHAMMIE for you folks. Hillary as your losing nominee and Cheney as OUR President.]
Even if she doesn't run, the GOP will make money on the RW's fear that she will. That's why we're hearing so much about her right now.
[All part of the Vast Rovian Storm. Hillary’s name will raise TONS of money. However, she WILL be your nominee. Make no mistake about that. So Rove has said. So let it be done.]
I guess that now, they want to tout her as the be-all of candidates for Dems in 08. We need someone who can WIN and I'm not sure Hillary can - which is why I think they are trying to ram her down our collective throats. And of course, they've subcontraced the MSM to help them do it.
[Choke on the Hillary in your collective throats!]
Sad to say, I don't like her enough to defend her when the hate fest revs in gear. And, I would never vote for either.
[HILLARY vs CHENEY = GOP LANDSLIDE]
We need her but we are too goddam stupid to elect her, so we don't deserve her.
[Hillary is just TOO GOOD for us. We don’t deserve her. Also we don’t deserve that other candidate for sainthood---Andy Stephenson.]
actually, technically, she is a horrendous speaker that has never squelched the "ah" impulse.
[Ah. You know, Hillary, um, does seem to, you know, have that, ah, problem.]
What if it was MCCain vs Clark. That would be interesting.
[About as realistic as Andy Stephenson’s pancreatic cancer. 2008 will be Hillary vs Cheney. Count on it.]
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I thought Rice wanted out of politics when Bush leaves. I'd love to see her stay SOS. I love watching her WOW those stodgy old Euro socialists...grace and toughness, an unbeatable combination in an SOS. I find it fascinating that Madeline Albright's father was one of her professors and speaks very highly of her to this day. Besides, that school tragedy by those Chechnya terrorists really rattled Putin...I'm betting Condi's watching him out of the corner of her eye. She's studied and taught about his kind her whole life...probably knows him better than he knows himself.
But I love Bush. I know people think he should do more on the border (and it DOES need fixing), but like RR, Bush has concentrated on a few big issues. His "biggest" issue was thrust upon us all on Sept. 11. In that time two evil (yes DUbots, I said EVIL) regimes have been overthrown and countless terrorists have been rounded up. Our military is getting the respect and resources it needs. He's had to deal with a hostile CIA so filled with Clintonites and lackeys that they'd rather dream up schemes to make him look bad than gather intelligence on terrorists. Rebuilding that agency alone is a HUGE task. He's had to confront world leaders who'd rather sit around chastising the US than deal with the terrorists in their own backyard and a corrupt and inept UN more interested in covering their butts than solving world terrorism. I'd bet a lot of the issues they're supposed to be so concerned about like 3rd world poverty and hunger could be solved if they'd just grow a pair and start removing some of these dictators and terrorist enablers.
Most of the time Bush has had to drag these sad sacks kicking and screaming into the 21st century. Heck, Bush has had more resistance at home than I've seen in a long time and while facing the biggest threat I've seen in my lifetime. Here in OR (where we've actually had Al Qaeda members arrested and sent to jail), the Bolshevik mayor of Moscow on the Willamette just pulled out of the JTTF. But I'm sure most local governments here have their hands full looking for loopholes in the marriage amendment and making sure those with gender identity issues have equal protection under the law.
Even the cold war wasn't this dire. At least the communists understood that destroying us meant their own demise and generally cared about themselves enough to not go down that road. Not so with these rabid Islamic loonies Bush has to deal with. They don't care if they die, just so long as they take as many of us as they can with them.
In the midst of all this he's had to deal with a recession and corporate scandals that further shook our economic foundations. Had the previous admin been minding the store instead of braving bold new frontiers with cigars and creating modern art masterpieces like "Blue dress with Stain" they might have noticed the corruption...nah, too busy hiding FBI files. I don't ever remember an opposition party as obstructionist as the dems in congress he's got to work with. Even their continued election losses haven't clued them in to the fact that maybe they need to rethink the "progressive anti-revolution" and move forward. It's not like he hasn't extended his hand...education reform, the disastrous campaign finance nonsense, senior health-care. The man has even been more than gracious to Clinton, helping the man restore what's left of his "soiled" reputation. Mostly, I think, because Bush has so much respect for the OFFICE of the president than the man who held that position. Bush is just a class act.
Granted, we NEED immigration reform, we NEED effective border patrol. Any change in any part of government involves moving a huge bureaucratic mountain that would prefer to stay where it is while entitlement pimps and their vote whores in congress push back as hard as they can. We need tax reform, social security reform, UN reform, etc. But no one can solve every problem at once and trying to do too much at one time means everything gets done only half-assed. I could be wrong, but unless something catastrophic happens I don't think Bush is going to take on the border issue, much as I hope he would. But I'd bet if PJ is right and Cheney runs (with Allen as VP), we'll see the kind of immigration reform and border control we need.
Cindie...climbing down from soap box to clean up the hair ball one of my cats deposited on the carpet (why don't they ever do that on the linoleum).
Oh, yeah, Tom? Well, let's see what Minnie and Nicole and Penelope have to say about THAT! LOL
I'm sorry to hear that your doggie is in the hospital. Hope you can bring him home soon.
Cindie
Yeah, "PrivateI" appeared to disappear after this post was made over in Misty's forum! LOL
It looks like Ben Burch has signed up. Wonder what he wants?
What makes the DUmmies think they have ANY say in who runs
for the rat party.
Idioten!
Hillery!Arslochers!
LOL! Pitt might not be able to do anything about his own insomnia, but he can use his ponderous pomposity to put others to sleep!
This has got to be one of the most absurd stances the base has. Just because you're not for something doesn't mean your against it. It's not like Cheney or his daughter are trying to shove the gay issue down our throats. The whole family has kept their private family situation to themselves. As hard as she worked for the campaign, his daughter didn't even appear on stage with the rest of the families at the convention and she certainly had earned the right to be there. She works quietly and tirelessly behind the scenes while the family gets bashed by both sides.
Hmmm...where are all the state's rights people on this issue? If MY state and CA can pass marriage amendments (which in both cases require "blue" voters to pass) then other states certainly can, too. Granted the courts are a problem, but so is the amendment...at least the way it's currently stated. My biggest problem with it is that every amendment we have GRANTS rights...they affirm the rights of the people and the states. As written now, the amendment will never be ratified by states on either coast and at least a few will be needed to achieve a majority.
Cindie
I dunno what Ben Lurch could want, but he was warning DUmmies to get guns and prepare for civil war.
OMG Charles, you come out with some real good ones, But that was the best!!
I know Cindie, I know he has a lot on his plate. I'm just frustrated. Just now, perusing all the articles posted here at FR, it just seems the bad is overpowering the good. I just wish he'd put people in their place. They (media & liberals)can't hate him any more than they already do. Our party is being attacked all around. But I know we'll prevail in the end. My armor has a few chinks in it right now. I'm very defensive of my country. Sometimes it gets to me. Thanks for the pep talk. Miss Condi does kick butt, especially in her black boots! She is one of a kind and I am glad she's on our side.
You know, madam, this "gay issue" illustrates why the central figure in what the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls "the Andy situation" damages the "gay cause" more than helps it.
Out here on the prairies, we don't pay much attention to the sexual proclivities of people; we're laid back, mellow, live-and-let-live.
As long is it doesn't involve children, dead bodies, or animals, well, generally it's not a topic of conversation or subject of interest.
In 2000, the gay lobby managed to get the matter of "gay marriage" on the ballot here in Nebraska. At first it was no big deal, and probably would have passed.....
.....except.....
.....except.....
.....the gay lobbies in New York and San Francisco decided to come here to laid-back, mellow, indulgent Nebraska, and make an "issue" of it.
Now, Nebraskans tend to be pretty tolerant people, but we don't like stuffed-shirts from New York and California telling us what to do (we have definitely learned that lesson with the new football coach).
So there was an immediate, and strong, backlash.
The deal was, we had all these professional gays from the Big Apple and the Big Hole, these lavender-and-lilac lads, these bouncy boys, bobbing up-and-down, all through the state, earrings jangling, bracelets jiggling, bell-bottoms flapping, tip-toeing and tuliping and traisping and cavorting and frolicking and prancing all over the state.
These guys made normal average ordinary gays in Nebraska look bad.
What was worse, with all these painted faces, bright colors, shiny accoutrements jingling-and-jangling, they spooked the cattle.
Now, spooked cattle are a frightening thing to see, and people get injured, sometimes killed, trying to calm down spooked cattle.
The nancy-pansy boys (no slur against regular gays here) never learned the NUMBER ONE RULE of politics in Nebraska--don't do anything to spook the cattle.
Andy_Stephenson
Fri Jun-03-05 09:40 AM
6. I feel like I have been punched around.... played with by a tiger and left to die quietly of my wounds.
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