Posted on 06/02/2005 5:15:51 PM PDT by writer33
Los AngelesKareem Abdul-Jamar, a Muslim geometry student at Four Square High School in Los Angeles, California, has flushed his geometry textbook down a toilet in protest of the flushing of the Koran. Above the toilet on the wall, Kareem scribbled The infidels and their geometry books must die!
This is to show those American pigs that we wont just stand by and take their abuse, shouted Kareem as he danced around the toilet. If theyre allowed to flush the Koran, then Im allowed to flush my geometry textbook. I dont care what they say. Theres no practical use for geometry anyway.
The flushing of the book could not be verified by teachers, the principal or any of the thousands of students at Four Square High School. However, Shirley Jones, Four Square High Schools Principal, said the accusations have not been investigated yet because of the lack of credibility, but that a wide-ranging review of interrogations on conservative students were underway at the high school.
Were going to get to the bottom of this, Shirley firmly stated. Everyone knows you cant fit a square peg in a round hole. Well just blame some of our fascist, conservative parents. As for Kareems punishment, we gave him a good talking too, warning him that if he flushed another textbook, he would pay for it and get expelled.
The geometric dilemma has sparked controversy across the nation, intriguing Senate Democrats and starting a trend. According to an unnamed aide of Senator Harry Reid, the Democrat from Nevada was seen trying to flush Bushs Social Security proposal down the toilet.
I heard him say that he was going to get rid of the trash as he flushed it, commented the unnamed aide. Its about time someone flushed that proposal down the toilet. Theres nothing in it for the people of Searchlight. You know the little people. And thats what Harry stands for. Flushing that proposal should really tell America what hes all about. I think hes wonderful!
I cant confirm nor deny that Harry flushed the proposal, remarked Sen. Dianne Feinstein, D-CA. I only know that I send my personal thanks to Kareem for solving just one of our problems in the Senate.
John Karnack, president of Houghton Mifflin told us that he couldnt understand how Kareem got that geometry book down the toilet. Its utterly amazing, John noted. We test all of our books before publishing them. Weve dropped them, stepped on them and desecrated them in every possible way. Yet, a Muslim student figured out how to effectively flush them. This is going to open up a larger budget for book testing, not to mention creating headaches for companies like American Standard.
The controversy that Kareem has created isnt exactly new. According to an unnamed Clinton advisor, Clinton was seen flushing The Starr Report, as well as many other memos down the White House toilet. I saw it all, said the unnamed advisor, known only as Paris Hilton. His foot was in the toilet, ramming it down there as hard as he could while screaming expletives. If only hed have had Kareems geometric secret then.
Thats nothing, said Sen. John McCain, R-AZ. I practically flushed the whole conservative movement down the toilet on a recent deal I cut. Like Rush said, I walk on the wild side, and Kareems just not there yet.
With the investigation underway, dozens of outraged parents have called the school board to request the firing of Principal Jones, feeling that Jones has violated the minority students rights to express his religious views. The parents arent alone, as an ACLU task force with dozens of lawyers descended on the school.
I was just doing it for the children, sobbed Jones while keeping Kareems hostile father at bay.
I wont stand for this, said Kareems father, Majik Abdul-Jamar. If anyone is going to give my son a talking too, its going to be me
not some racist principal. I dont care what her intentions were.
I could almost do trig in my sleep. It was second semester calculus that finally got me.
I'm not much for fancy book learnin'.
LOL
Now I lost a dang thread that looked interesting. Somebody must have flushed it down the john.
Must protest and throw tomatoes to really make an impact on the nation's consciousness.
And for the muslim with a sweet tooth,...
..."Allha-Clark-bar!"
Binge drinker! :)
So you're saying this thread is already in the toilet? Hmmmm? :)
:)
That guy is a dork, doesn't he know the Arab and/or Moslem world was one of the center of mathematics before the Wahabists came along?
Not according the Greeks. And that guy is a loser!
Yep, you and I know, that's the first thing that will be said, the moment someone confronts the bad behavior by a muslim.
My college degree is in math. Admittedly, it has been a long time, but I don't remember learning any significant theorems and equations that were derived by Muslims. Ancient Greeks, yes. Western Europeans, yes. No Arabs. No Muslims.
The quadratic equation is derived "algebraically" from the Pythagorean theorem. Those Western Europeans just bypassed the "great contribution to civilization" of the Muslims.
IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!
In my case, Algebra ROCKS! Sailed through that, but hit the brick wall when I got to Geometry. Either it was the teacher or I just lost all my brain cells, but I had to get out of that class at midterm and go to another class. Thank goodness, I had all my math credits to graduate.
LMFAO!
ROFL!!!! Go, Kareem--that's what I wanted to do to my geometry book, too! Most useless piece of trash since--well, since the Koran, actually!
There should be more flushings--a whole movement could be starred in that direction! Onward ever onward--and upward!
Thanks for the enlightening article, Writer!
Yep. Now if the student had flushed a Muslim book and was the son or daughter of a rich conservative...well...we know what would happen next.
I am offended.
It is a conspiracy. But who doesn't love the quadratic equation? Great stuff.
Since you're conservative, it was because you lost brain cells listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and believing in America. For shame...For shame. And worst of all...you served your country. Quite frankly...you disgust me! :) Hehe!
Glad you enjoyed it. Did you get my Deep Throat ping yesterday?
Of course, for those lurking that hate this sophmoric writing, I deeply apologize for not stimulating your intellect. But I have fun...so I do it.
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