Muslim Student Flushes Geometry Book Down Toilet

Counterjab ^ | 06/02/2005 | Chris Davis

[Aliska]

Trig is the devil.

I could almost do trig in my sleep. It was second semester calculus that finally got me.

[Petronski]

I'm not much for fancy book learnin'.




LOL

[Aliska]

I'm not much any more. Remember back when threads were for sewing?

Now I lost a dang thread that looked interesting. Somebody must have flushed it down the john.

[lilylangtree]

Must protest and throw tomatoes to really make an impact on the nation's consciousness.

[Mr. Jazzy]

And for the muslim with a sweet tooth,...

..."Allha-Clark-bar!"

[writer33]

I can't exactly remember, but I think we went out right after classes without stopping at the dorm. It was on top of my books and when I got back to the dorm, had to make a dash for the closest bathroom. Musta slid off.

Binge drinker! :)

[writer33]

Now I lost a dang thread that looked interesting. Somebody must have flushed it down the john.

So you're saying this thread is already in the toilet? Hmmmm? :)

[writer33]

Must protest and throw tomatoes to really make an impact on the nation's consciousness.

:)

[Nowhere Man]

That guy is a dork, doesn't he know the Arab and/or Moslem world was one of the center of mathematics before the Wahabists came along?

[writer33]

That guy is a dork, doesn't he know the Arab and/or Moslem world was one of the center of mathematics before the Wahabists came along?

Not according the Greeks. And that guy is a loser!

[SeaBiscuit]

Yep, you and I know, that's the first thing that will be said, the moment someone confronts the bad behavior by a muslim.

[Alouette]

My college degree is in math. Admittedly, it has been a long time, but I don't remember learning any significant theorems and equations that were derived by Muslims. Ancient Greeks, yes. Western Europeans, yes. No Arabs. No Muslims.

The quadratic equation is derived "algebraically" from the Pythagorean theorem. Those Western Europeans just bypassed the "great contribution to civilization" of the Muslims.

IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!

[GulfWar1Vet]

In my case, Algebra ROCKS! Sailed through that, but hit the brick wall when I got to Geometry. Either it was the teacher or I just lost all my brain cells, but I had to get out of that class at midterm and go to another class. Thank goodness, I had all my math credits to graduate.

[wagglebee]

LMFAO!

[luvie]

ROFL!!!! Go, Kareem--that's what I wanted to do to my geometry book, too! Most useless piece of trash since--well, since the Koran, actually!

There should be more flushings--a whole movement could be starred in that direction! Onward ever onward--and upward!

Thanks for the enlightening article, Writer!

[writer33]

Yep. Now if the student had flushed a Muslim book and was the son or daughter of a rich conservative...well...we know what would happen next.

[maxwell]

I am offended.

[writer33]

The quadratic equation is derived "algebraically" from the Pythagorean theorem. Those Western Europeans just bypassed the "great contribution to civilization" of the Muslims. IT'S A CONSPIRACY!!!!

It is a conspiracy. But who doesn't love the quadratic equation? Great stuff.

[writer33]

In my case, Algebra ROCKS! Sailed through that, but hit the brick wall when I got to Geometry. Either it was the teacher or I just lost all my brain cells, but I had to get out of that class at midterm and go to another class. Thank goodness, I had all my math credits to graduate.

Since you're conservative, it was because you lost brain cells listening to Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity and believing in America. For shame...For shame. And worst of all...you served your country. Quite frankly...you disgust me! :) Hehe!

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it. Did you get my Deep Throat ping yesterday?

Of course, for those lurking that hate this sophmoric writing, I deeply apologize for not stimulating your intellect. But I have fun...so I do it.