Posted on 05/06/2005 4:03:32 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
DUmmieland is in an uproar because the Leftwing TomPaine.Com website published an article claiming that there was NO vote fraud conspiracy in Ohio. This is heresy in the eyes of the DUmmies because one of their most treasured beliefs is that the EVIL Republicans STOLE the election by rigging the votes in Ohio. One side effect of this belief is that it made Bev Harris a very rich woman since she scammed the DUmmies for at least $300,000 by making them think she was only $10 away from proving vote fraud in Ohio. There are actually two DUmmie threads expressing their OUTRAGE over the TomPaine.Com article. The first THREAD is titled, "’What Didn't Happen in Ohio’ This article DEMANDS a response!” and the second THREAD is simply titled, “TomPaine.com: What didn't happen in Ohio.” Both these threads have the typical lunatic DUmmie responses so both will be DUFUed. As usual, the rantings of the DUmmies unable to let go of their sacred Ohio vote fraud beliefs are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, with $10 in his pocket that he did NOT send to Bev Harris, is in the [brackets]:
“For casting doubt on the conspiracy theory, TomPaine.com and I received virtual barrels of e-mail, most from angry anti-Bush activists who could not believe that their hard work had been for naught. I also heard from Steven Freeman, a University of Pennsylvania professor and author of a widely cited study that served as the primary basis for the pro-theft-theory folks, The Unexplained Exit Poll Discrepancy . His remarks, and my response to them, appeared on TomPaine.com.”
[For casting doubt on the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy, I brand you a HERETIC!!! Let the Auto Da Fe begin!]
“Privately, I heard from many Democratic officials, election reform advocates and analysts from inside Ohio and elsewhere, who believed my reporting to be accurate, and who were more than a little perturbed by the frenzy, which they found a counterproductive distraction from the serious ongoing effort to reform election practices. Since the debate refuses to die, this seems a good time to trumpet the arrival of not just one, but two, new technical analyses that cast further doubt upon the conspiracy theories out there. The author of the first is an earnest young fellow in San Diego named Rick Brady.”
[Privately I’ve heard that the only loons left believing in the Ohio vote fraud conspiracy are the DUmmies and Teh-RAY-suh Heinz.]
”So, absent the emergence of true polling methodology experts screaming theft, we may reasonably conclude that no evil genius rigged the results. Instead, what we experienced was probably an amalgam of system failings, miscalculations, incompetence, and, in some cases, the variably successful exertions of biased election officials. These are, at worst, symptoms of gaming the system, a deplorable practice hardly limited to this election or, historically, to one party. The anomalies being cited, including by Christopher Hitchens—apparently without any notable independent verification—in a widely cited Vanity Fair piece, may prove to be invalid, or attributable as well to other factors. Perhaps fraud occurred on an isolated basis, but no one has come forward with careful documentation—as opposed to hysterical—unscientific allegation.”
[No! No! Don’t wanna hear this! Don’t you know that Karl Rove was the EVIL genius that rigged the election?]
“Until the public becomes confident in the underlying integrity of the electoral apparatus in this country, none of the urgently needed improvements to that system can take place. That’s why the conspiracy-mongering must cease. Can we instead please turn now to the many substantive proposals already being proffered to make things better—including pending legislation? Let’s keep our eye on the real ball that’s in our court.”
[Hey! Don’t tell me when I have to cease my mongering! Now that we have seen portions of this article, let us now take a look at the DUmmie outraged reaction to it.]
Bullshit! I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.
[And I saw space aliens land on Washington Mall with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in the state of Insanity.]
Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying. Wunderbar!
[When even the far left TomPaine website thinks that the DUmmies are a bunch of moonbats, you know they are really far gone.]
Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states. Big GOP donors running Diebold. Not least, a strong racist undertone re voter-access -- longer lines in heavy black precincts, etc. In sum, that is the infrastructure of cheating. Bush-Cheney cheated. Kerry-Edwards won.
[You certainly do present a convincing case…. that your oxygen supply was turned off at a young age.]
WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE!
[THE COMEDY WILL NEVER END!]
I just emailed Russ Baker begging him to tell me this is satire.
[So sorry. It’s the bitter truth.]
my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.
[And this Dummie wins a Kewpie doll for having a very brief moment of mental clarity!]
Hopefully a side effect of entering the new space time continuum is that we make telepathic contact with Mary Matalin. The message that I am preparing to send out to her from the good ship DUFU is: "The DUmmie FUnnies, due to its incredible popularity, would be a HUGE bestseller as a book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories)."
"ALL THESE MARKETS ARE YOURS EXCEPT FOR EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO BOOK SALES THERE. DUFU THEM TOGETHER. DUFU THEM IN PEACE. CONTACT PJ-Comix."
“My God, its full of DUFUs!" Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.
PING!
What "didn't" happen in Ohio?
Neither Blair nor Kerry won the popular vote.
Second?
Can you imagine the reaction if the writer had cited evidence of democratic fraud in some states that went for Kerry?
I would love to see the TV special on that. Leonard Nimoy presents "In Search Of The Lost Gabor Sister."
Well, I'm still waiting for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson to do something about voting fraud in his own front yard, the state of Washington, instead of tip-toeing and traipsing around the country on everyone else's dime.
Last I heard, Undie landed in Columbus, Ohio. So what gives? He lands yesterday in Baltimore for surgery at Johns Hopkins and today he lands in Columbus????
in the top 20 and today for me...that's great!
Uh, I hate to interrupt this thread, but TROUBLE IN DUMMIELAND.
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
TROUBLE IN DUMMIELAND!
THIS JUST POSTED IN DUMMIELAND!--from the DUmmie "flyarm":
jOHNS HOPKINS JUST CALLED ANDY THEY WANT FULL MONEY BY NOON MONDAY..WE ARE SHORT ..$4,800.00 OR THEY CANCEL SURGERY !!
I SAY THAT AGAIN WE ARE SHORT $4,800.00
PLEASE IF YOU HAVEN'T DONATED DO IT NOW PLEASE!!!
IF YOU HAVE FRIEMDS YOU CAN APPEAL TO..DO IT NOW PLEASE.. DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO HOLD THEM OFF...
BUT I WE NEED HELP FOR ANDY ..NOW!!!!
OR HE GETS CANCELED..THIS IS IMPERATIVE..AND NEEDS ATTANTION NOW..SO PLEASE IF YOU HAVE ANYONE YOU CAN CALL OR EMAIL PLEASE DO IT NOW!!
Now, I am greatly confused; the last time I checked the "thermometer," it showed the DUmmies had raised more than $32,000 on behalf of the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson.
This is unfolding just as I thought it would; dishonesty is a repetitive habit.....with repetitive consequences.
Say what?? This DUmmie thinks Ohio was CLOSE???? Good grief. I assume the other state in question was Florida, which really wasn't all that close, either. Weren't there other states that went "blue" that were much closer?
*shaking head in amazement!* Their gullibility never ceases to amaze me! I hope they are never allowed to really be in charge of anything.
I would have been here sooner, but I had to flame a racist troll...
Right...I thought that they needed $25,000 up-front to GUARANTEE the surgery. They have passed that. They needed the additional $25,000 to finish paying for the surgery. But that makes $50,000. But if they only have $32,000...and they're saying that they're $4,800 short...oh, this DUmmie math is making my head spin.
"Can you imagine the reaction if the writer had cited evidence of democratic fraud in some states that went for Kerry?"
I would love to see this same writer evaluate the gubernatorial race in Washington state.
Ooh, this DUmmie's gonna get in trouble with the rest of the Ant Farm!
Stay tuned.
Although more so than just a half-hour comedy show on television, this particular DUmmie event (raising funds for the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson) is likely to be an entire season, an entire series, of half-hour comedy shows.
When this is all said and done, I am sure P.J. can make an entire second book of DUmmie FUnnies out of just this single event--attention, Mary Matalin!
Shhh... Speak not of the fraud in Wisconsin, which had Bush won it, Ohio would have been irrelevant. A house of cards is a very delicate thing, you know.
Uh, they're still $4,800 "short" on the FIRST $25,000.
The second $25,000 was to come AFTER the surgery.
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