[PJ-Comix]

Stand by for an incredible journey beginning this monday. Thus far the DUFU space ship has been in the Earth-Jupiter leg of its travel. However, this monday the DUmmie FUnnies is scheduled to encounter the Zsa Zsa Huffington Celeb Blog Black Monolith which will be sending us all on an incredible adventure in another space/time continuum. So what will happen? To quote astronaut Dave: "Something WONDERFUL!"

Hopefully a side effect of entering the new space time continuum is that we make telepathic contact with Mary Matalin. The message that I am preparing to send out to her from the good ship DUFU is: "The DUmmie FUnnies, due to its incredible popularity, would be a HUGE bestseller as a book (with CD-ROM insert for the related comix stories)."

"ALL THESE MARKETS ARE YOURS EXCEPT FOR EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO BOOK SALES THERE. DUFU THEM TOGETHER. DUFU THEM IN PEACE. CONTACT PJ-Comix."

“My God, its full of DUFUs!" Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Purrcival]

Second?

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Zsa Zsa Huffington

I would love to see the TV special on that. Leonard Nimoy presents "In Search Of The Lost Gabor Sister."

[Amityschild]

in the top 20 and today for me...that's great!

[visualops]

“My God, its full of DUFUs!"

LOL!
regards DUmmieland, I think, 'it's full of du-- fu---! lol

[Purrcival]

Two very close elections.

Say what?? This DUmmie thinks Ohio was CLOSE???? Good grief. I assume the other state in question was Florida, which really wasn't all that close, either. Weren't there other states that went "blue" that were much closer?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

I would have been here sooner, but I had to flame a racist troll...

[KJC1]

my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.

Ooh, this DUmmie's gonna get in trouble with the rest of the Ant Farm!

[gidget7]

It never occurs to these moonbats, that long lines could indicate large voter turnout, not lack of machines! Large turnout is a good thing, but when it's in predominately black or registered democrat areas, they can't fathom that some of them voted for President Bush!

Blind AND Dumb!

[Mr. Silverback]

I saw it with my own eyes. I heard it w/ my own ears. I live in Columbus, Ohio too.

Acid trips don't count.

Congratulations! More self-defeating bullshit, naysaying.

When people at the flat-Earth Society bring in the NASA satellite shots, they're called self-defeating, too.

Two very close elections. Two Republican Secs of State. Both Republican Secs of State doing double duty as Bush's state campaign chairs. Diebold machines manufactured and in use in key counties in both states.

140,000 votes is close? Oh, and you know what? If I change SecState to "Governor," then we have the exact same situation we saw in Wisconsin, where some precincts had 150% turnout and Kerry "won" by less than 6,000 votes. Oops.

my response is that he's right on…And I would add that I've suspected for a long time that some of the "activism" is actually intended to deliberately create and nourish unwarranted distrust in the system for malicious reasons.

This DUmmie is close: The "activism" is mostly narcissistic. If you believe you're a wonderful patriot because you really, really hate Chimpus Khan with every cell in your body, then you can't understand why people wouldn't see the same truth. So you either end up hating them for not being as wise as you, or you end up believeing they do agree with you but were screwed over. It's all about the intersection of hate and ego.

[Mr. Silverback]

However, this monday the DUmmie FUnnies is scheduled to encounter the Zsa Zsa Huffington Celeb Blog Black Monolith

PJ, I have the Gabor sister's lawyer on line one...something about suing your ass into poverty for public defamation of character...or maybe that should be DUFUmation of character.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Apparently, the State of Confusion is a blue state.

[Darkwolf]

What's really amusing about this is that the DUmmies contributed money to reveal that something was rigged, and now they're pissed because their money didn't give them the results they wanted...but if they want "the truth" then why are they pissed when the investigation by no friend of W's showed the truth?

I guess the DUmmies have revealed that they are just angry that they don't know how to rig "research" any better than the Republicans know how to rig elections.

You morons wanted the truth. You got it. Now stop calling "Conspiracy!" just because you didn't get the secret toy surprise you wanted, you ignorant children.

[Roscoe Karns]

WE ARE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE!

Stop what? Sitting on your fat unemployed rearend posting leftie cliches on DU?

(64th by the way)

[Flux Capacitor]

Russ Baker speaks

"Ladies and GentleDUmmies, I'M.... JUST.... A CAVEMAN. I fell on some ICE and was THAWED OUT by some of your SCIENTISTS. Your modern world FRIGHTENS and CONFUSES me. Sometimes the STRANGE WHEELED MACHINES with the funny little BUMPER STICKERS honk at me when I try to cross the road. Sometimes the VOICE of that little man from Texas makes me want to curl into a ball when I hear it coming out of that MAGIC MOVING-PICTURE BOX. Sometimes when I VOTE on those MAGIC DIEBOLD VOTING MACHINES I wonder: 'Where did my vote go? Did evil spirits crawl into the machine and take it away?' I don't know these things.

"BUT THERE IS ONE THING I DO KNOW: Absent the emergence of true polling methodology experts screaming theft, we may reasonably conclude that no evil genius rigged the results. Instead, what we experienced was probably an amalgam of system failings, miscalculations, incompetence, and, in some cases, the variably successful exertions of biased election officials. These are, at worst, symptoms of gaming the system, a deplorable practice hardly limited to this election or, historically, to one party. The anomalies being cited, including by Christopher Hitchens—apparently without any notable independent verification—in a widely cited Vanity Fair piece, may prove to be invalid, or attributable as well to other factors. Perhaps fraud occurred on an isolated basis, but no one has come forward with careful documentation—as opposed to hysterical—unscientific allegation.

"Until the public becomes confident in the underlying integrity of the electoral apparatus in this country, none of the urgently needed improvements to that system can take place. That’s why the conspiracy-mongering must cease. Can we instead please turn now to the many substantive proposals already being proffered to make things better—including pending legislation? Let’s keep our eye on the real ball that’s in our court."

[Clemenza]

I just wanted to say that I GREATLY appreciate the service you provide, PJ. It enlivens an otherwise depressing existence.

[Charles Henrickson]

In honor of International Haiku Day:

DUFU Haiku

DUmmie Ants caught in
A Perfect Rovian Storm!
Thus, DUmmie FUnnies!

[BadCat13]

Another good one PJ.

BTW, does anybody have a pic of DUmmie husb2sparkly? I need one for my webpage.

[Beckwith]

But there was plenty of crack cocaine to be had in Ohio, as long as you were a Democratic Party campaign worker.