Posted on 05/06/2005 6:53:22 AM PDT by writer33
FresnoIn a joyous revelation, Laura Bush created Free Republics very own version of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre, causing the death of the coupe de grace of the coupe de tat. It appeared that postersknown as Freeperswere bickering so much about Laura Bushs jokes in Washington that they resorted to cannibalism, dismemberment and decapitation of each other in defense of their position on the first ladys comments.
The posts on the forum reportedly became so hostile that Jim Robinson, the bigoted owner of the site, was forced to pull one of the threads, leaving a lone thread for the carnage to commence as Freepers slaughtered each other.
Along with the hysteria that the closed-minded robots forced on innocent victims, redneck, Christian conservatives were pitted against ignorant, secular and hedonistic conservatives. In a clash of mental midget titans, radio icons, Michael Savage and Bill Bennett, were savaged by unsubstantiated, venomous attacks in this bloodbath. There was, of course, the typical bashing of the New York Times as the witless, free-for-all comments commenced.
Savage is a pinhead, and everybody else who is getting an attack of the vapors over this little lark needs to think long and hard about the aid and comfort they're giving the enemy, posted steve-b, an ignoramus of ill repute, taking first amendment rights to their idiotic conclusions.
However, steve-bs asinine posts didnt end there. In his address to Wallace T., he slammed Bill Bennetts for his comments on the Laura Bushs jokes. I still think Bill Bennett was massaging out a cramp he got from trying to work a balky nickel-slots handle. The carnivores were out and just getting started.
Pippin joined the slaughter of the innocents, commenting, Someone should tell Michael Bush is scum Savage to SHUT HIS BIG FAT MOUTH! Immaturity was in the air as the obvious kindergarten antics were in full force.
The Leatherfaces of Free Republic also began to hack and slash with intellectual immaturity, attacking the Christian right. The people who are feigning moral disgust at what Laura said are nothing short of perverted, whined ohioWfan. Not one solid, moral Christian I know on this forumand in my 'real' lifethought the First Lady's comments were immoral. Those who are screaming the loudest are complete frauds. The only fraud here was the lack of any grain of moral fiber whatsoever from ohioWfan. As weve all heard, A hit dog always hollers. Well, the hit dogs were screaming bloody murder on May 3, 2005.
I love the holier than thou crowd going nuts and analyzing every word, trying to better up one another, hammered repinwi, with a post that couldve come straight from the Democratic Underground.
Holier-than-thou nut jobs pretty well sums it up, blasted Samwise, an unwise hobbit and moron.
You would have a problem if it were a Hallmark movie, screamed the repugnant repinwi, assaulting Iscool, a person that only espoused Christian beliefs, and was rumored to be far more morally superior.
And finally, the person that spewed more drivel with ten hours of mindless attacks on the Christian right, posted, I hereby officially call to order the Free Republic Anally Retentive Holier Than Thou Prudes on Parade! This is typical coming from a person thats only happy when miserable, better known as the type of person that embodied the Leatherfaces of Free Republic, verbally hacking to pieces innocent victims in broad cyberlight for all to see.
Laura Bush, the First Lady of the United States, has now brought down a forum that no liberal could ever touch. Lawmakers and pundits across America took notice at the carnage.
This is wonderful, yelled Dianne Feinstein, D-CA. Ive detested that site for years! Knowing that itll be gone will encourage me to continue to ramrod California for years to come!
I think its hilarious, mocked Al Franken. Weve all known these people eat their own. And to do it over the First Lady is just the best gift a liberal could have!
Even one of the United States greatest presidents, Bill Clinton, noted, Its great news! I hated that site when I was in my second term. And to think it wont be around when Hillary runs in 2008. Youre the best Howlin. Thanks!
Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-NY, known for not mincing words, said, Boy, will this help during my upcoming campaign. I wont have these fascists kicking me around anymore. Bye, bye, Free Republic! Ill keep you in my thoughts.
In an address to Freepers everywhere, MoveOn.org commented, Free Republic, known as the premier conservative forum, has become what it despises the most: The Democratic Party. In their Texas Chain Saw Massacre of the Christian right, they have left a pile of bodies and joined the likes of liberals everywhere with their unabashed hatred. They have sadly departed logic and resorted to kindergarten antics and insults, forever stomping out conservatism on the forum. Were thrilled!
Heck I was forced to pull my own post. This Laura thing got so bad it could even be the herald of the SECOND COMING!
Again the Dems and DU "win by losing". lol!!!
I'm quite certain that is a sin.
Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I know. Like Hillary is going to admit she even knows about FR.
Consider yourself lucky.
Although I do admit to having found them immensely amusing.
Oh, YES! Now I know where anti-semitism comes from ... it's a side effect of being humor-impaired :-).
Long live FR!
LOL...yep I'm a sinner...me and Laura, at least I keep good comp'ny ;-)
I can understand that. This fact ["How many issues come up where alot of us end up fighting anyway? Schiavo, South Park, nude paintings, dog breeds, Israel, Bush twins' capers; the variety of opinion is obvious from the fighting that often ensues."] seems very true.
It's now time for ... The Official Friday Silliness Thread
See you over there.
Creeps like Al Franken should love us now, doncha think? ;o)
Ping pong!
I missed the whole dust-up, but when I finally read the actual remarks, I just had to say, "Huh?"
Ouch.
I am also humor-impaired at times but am familiar enough with Chris' writing to not let it be a handicap on these threads. I get as much of a kick out of folks that don't get them as I do from the articles themselves.
I knew Chris' real and FR names, or I might have been taken in, I admit :-).
Thanks!
How would I know? I'm a moron. ;^)
"HUH" is exactly right :)
But I admit to contributing my fair share of mischief on those threads.
You had to come early, stay late, and bring your popcorn...
Viva free speech!
Viva Free Republic!
Gotta do something, when it's too cold to work in the yard.
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