Posted on 05/03/2005 6:11:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Poor John Kerry. He is wasting his last reserves of energy in a completely fruitless task. Since losing the election, Kerry has worked harder in just those few months than he had in his entire senate career prior to the election. Why? Because Kerry is actually under the delusion that he will be re-nominated again in ’08. Face the fact, Johnny Boy. You have NO chance of being nominated in ’08. Hillary already has that nomination in the bag and there isn’t even a chance in hell that you will gain it again. The only result of all the incredible effort you are putting up to look like you are still relevant is that you will be going down hard, very HARD when you realize in a few years that you have been completely WASTING your time trying to reach for the prize that is beyond your grasp. Yes, it will be quite amusing to observe your volcanic anger when you finally figure out that you could have been relaxing all this time snowboarding or windsurfing or just lounging on the porch of Teh-RAY-suh’s Nantucket mansion. Of course, you won’t heed the advice to bow to the inevitable and spend your final years enjoying life. Instead, you will plow on, burning out body and soul seeking that which will NEVER be yours. The latest pathetic episode of Kerry Quest occurred when Kerry cast aspersions upon the Bush administration as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Kerry: ‘I Think These People are Extremists’.” Um, Kerry, have you ever taken a look at the WACKY posts in Dummieland? If not, then I suggest you start adding the DUmmie FUnnies to your reading list so you can learn that the REAL extremists are in YOUR camp. As usual, the extremist DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anticipating the comedy entertainment of Kerry’s inevitable fall, is in the [brackets]:
Why hasn't the Bush administration acted? "I think these people are extremists, it's very simple," he said.
[Thus spaketh John Kerry in a Seattle Pilot-Intelligencer story as he continues his perpetual quest for the presidency.]
You go, John! He's asking us all to get out in the streets! How much longer will it take for a revolution...velvet revolution, of course?
[Of course. Of course. But of course you really want a Bolshevik Revolution.]
I think this is why people busted their ass for you John. You know, that time span you took off during the time period after you knew you had the nomination and November 2nd to beat these fascist bastards in the ground, but instead you went out windsurfing and making a general dork out of yourself. The people also squeezed the blood out of turnips so you would run attack ads bashing Bush so we could save this f*cking country and trusting you to stand up and fight, but you didn't. You know what John just shut the f*ck up and do your job because your never ever again getting another shot at the white house.
[True but it is going to be a lot of FUN to watch Kerry go down hard when the ’08 nomination goes to Hillary instead. The Kerry fall will be HILARIOUS in its angry collapse.]
The right wing would just love it if he shut up and went away. SO HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT.
[Great! That means even MORE funny DUFU editions.]
Thanks Mr.Kerry for doing your job and working for us. We appreciate it.
[Thanks Mr. Kerry for the wonderful work you are doing for us. And we just KNOW that you will be signing Form 180 because you gave your solid promise that you would do so.]
I met people that actually believed in the swift boat shit.
[Kerry has effectively countered that by PROMISING to sign his Form 180.]
He is doing something in Ohio. Google the name Don McTigue and Ohio if you don't believe me. He's just not jumping up and down like an idiot with no good proof. He's obsessive compulsive, not lazy. And a prosecutor who wouldn't come traipsing out without good, hard evidence.
[Can I also Google the name Bev Harris?]
Did he really lose? That's the million dollar question. Find out about The Republican Noise Machine and you might understand it all better and not blame Kerry. Try Google.
[Anytime we want actual PROOF that the election was stolen, the DUmmies just sigh and tell us to Google the facts. Of course they never tell us HOW the election was stolen. Only that we can find out if we check Google.]
But if he did win, and there was fraud, then maybe it wasn't such a lousy campaign after all. Because, after all, he won, didn't he.
[Of course Kerry won. And I promise I will find out how as soon as I check Google.]
At least he's doing what he should have been doing for years.
[You mean actually WORKING for the first time in his senate career?]
I want to personally thank you for flaming my thread! All you've done is whine and drop "doo" in it. Some people on DU actually care about what John Kerry is doing and believe in him.
[I believe the correct term for those people is “suckers.”]
go Johnny go go go ! keep doin it, the people need to know. If anyone needs to hang their heads, it is us the people who failed you.
[WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!]
The spotlight is his if he wants it and if he keeps making noises like this he will get it. Keep it comin' John!
[Johnny Boy can make all the flatulent noises he wants but HILLARY will get it.]
It's kind of interesting watching him slowly build up, isn't it. He says he's still fired up. I wonder how long he can keep that up. We need him fired up. He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up. He just keeps cranking the rhetoric up a notch each time he opens his mouth. He was nearly ranting last week after the Frist appearance at "Justice Sunday."
[Soon Kerry will be reaching the Al Gore levels in the ranting department.]
Kerry needed a primal scream like Dean, instead he he nuanced his way to extinction.
[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!]
That's it, John. Seize the fire.
[Seize the Form 180.]
Give um' hell, Senator Kerry! Extremists is right! And we need more of our Dem leaders to become as vocal and direct as Senator Kerry... these Extremists groups that I call "Cults" are seeping into our Government from local, on up to the Hill
[And don’t forget the DUmmie Cult filled with their bizarre cryptic language of MIHOP, IHOP, BFEE, PNAC, etc..]
He could strip nekkid, set himself on fire all while reading a speech blasting Bush, and the only notice he'd get from the MSM is if they needed a light for their ciggie butts.
[I prefer NOT to be around when Kerry strips nekkid.]
You mean there's another faction in the party that isn't composed of kooks?? If so, it must be the Democratic Secret Service working in deep cover because it hasn't shown itself in public since Harry Truman was pres.
And while we're on the subject of Dem kooks, remember Dem presidential candidate Jerry "Moonbeam" Brown? Ahh, if only we had the good sense to have sent Moonbeam to the Oval Office when he gave us the chance. All our problems would be solved by now, and we would all be as happy and carefree as the DU ants in PJ's communal ant farm.
In regards to the Iraq war, I tell all liberals to Google the words "Salman Pak". They immediately stop all debate with me with their tails between their legs. Not to mention Abu Nidal, Abu Abbas, etc. all found and captured in Baghdad.
FLASH!!! Laura Ingraham interviewing someone right now who claims that Kerry is definitely running for '08 nomination. Person is saying that Kerry is claiming that Hillary "can't win." DUH! That is why Karl Rove is backing Hillary. Hee! Hee!
Uh, well, he's got the "turning green" part down, thats about it.
I hope that was posted by a covert FReeper just to cause side splitting, out of oxygen, Coffee spitting all over the monitor laugh over here at FreeperVille. Cuz' it worked.
This is interesting. The Undie Money threads are sort of fizzling out. However, NO MENTION made of ANY payment to Johns Hopkins. Supposedly yesterday was the iron clad date they had to get the money there but thus far, NO mention of any payment to Johns Hopkins. This is getting VERRRRRRRY INTERRRRRESTING.
I think they have finally found the key to winning elections.Lets hope they follow this advice all the way into the cesspool.
ROFLOL.
"You mean there's another faction in the party that isn't composed of kooks?? "
You forget Zell Miller. He is still a Democrat even though he doesn't vote Democrat, anymore.
I heard on the radio that Gore is coming back and they were talking about a Gore/Kerry 2008 combo.
BWAAAAAHAAAHAAA!!
I was just over there in DUmmieland (circa 10-11 a.m. Tuesday, Nebraska time), looking over the fund-raising threads myself; yep, they sort of fizzled out.
And so far there is no explanation from the DUmmie "sfexpat2000" or the DUmmie "flyarm" or the DUmmie "termite" (apparently the DUmmie Andy Stephenson's "significant other," or at least some guy he's shacking up with) about what transpired this morning with the "money lady" at Johns Hopkins.
Perhaps there might be something later.
What was amusing was one thread where the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" posted a new fund-raising thread for the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, directing contributions be sent via.....PDA (Progressive Democrats of America).
Then some other DUmmie chimed in, saying, no, no, one has to contribute directly to the DUmmie Andy Stephenson, through the DUmmie "sfexpat2000."
And then it was no, no, contribute through PDA.
And then it was no, no, contribute through the DUmmie "sfexpat2000."
It is going around in circles.
In other news from DUmmieland, this morning the cracked DUmmie "MoPaul" is spouting off in all sorts of directions (I think he is "auditioning" for the DUmmie FUnnies), and there are the mandatory allegations that George Bush Sr. had something to do with the Kennedy assassination in 1963 and the attempted Reagan assassination in 1981, and that George Bush Jr. had something to do with the downing of the airplane flown by John Kennedy Jr. a few years ago.
Just the usual stuff, nothing new.
OK, thanks. Geez, these people really do live in an alternate reality, don't they?
I'll bet that word is percolating among scam artists that DU is a mother lode of easy marks.
Bottom line is that the Undie money STILL has not reached Johns Hopkins. Yesterday was supposed to be the ironclad date when it was supposed to be delivered. Their excuse was that the "money lady" wasn't available. Still waiting for this soap opera to continue.
It must be a "commercial break" in the soap opera.
Auuuggghh. DUmmie men all look like they imbibe estrogen smoothies for breakfast. I'll bet he has a dead-fish handshake, too. No wait...he doesn't shake hands. He hugs.
While you are right, don't say it to loudly! I'd rather encourage him. He can concentrate on campaigning while he looses his Senate seat hehehe
Well, I don't know; I have sort of an impression I could sit down and play poker and slug some whiskey with the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," actually.
It's obvious the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" is the brains, the boss, of the outfit.
The Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad" is sort of a cipher to me, but I'm sure sooner or later I'll figure him out.
My feelings about these guys wavers, strongly, from revulsion to admiration; the feelings just rock back-and-forth, violently.
Sorry, but he looks like all the soft Santa Cruz boys I've seen. Yuck. I've never read anything by/about him other than this, so I'm admittedly being shallow and only going by the photo posted. He has a girlie look, though, and I don't like it.
Well, the deal is, no one is unsalvageable; this is both from human psychology and religious faith.
If given the proper tools--although admittedly it would have to be a garageful of tools--even the decorated centerfold DUmmie "Faye" could be remodeled.
The 2nd Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG," yeah, sure, looks a little wimpy and a little damp, a little squidgy--but nothing a few days out in the Nebraska prairies, and a few games of poker rippled with some whiskey, would not alter for the better.
No one is unsalvageable--although the felonious DUmmie Andy Stephenson is so far gone now, surely no human agency, only God, can help him.
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