Posted on 05/03/2005 6:11:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Poor John Kerry. He is wasting his last reserves of energy in a completely fruitless task. Since losing the election, Kerry has worked harder in just those few months than he had in his entire senate career prior to the election. Why? Because Kerry is actually under the delusion that he will be re-nominated again in ’08. Face the fact, Johnny Boy. You have NO chance of being nominated in ’08. Hillary already has that nomination in the bag and there isn’t even a chance in hell that you will gain it again. The only result of all the incredible effort you are putting up to look like you are still relevant is that you will be going down hard, very HARD when you realize in a few years that you have been completely WASTING your time trying to reach for the prize that is beyond your grasp. Yes, it will be quite amusing to observe your volcanic anger when you finally figure out that you could have been relaxing all this time snowboarding or windsurfing or just lounging on the porch of Teh-RAY-suh’s Nantucket mansion. Of course, you won’t heed the advice to bow to the inevitable and spend your final years enjoying life. Instead, you will plow on, burning out body and soul seeking that which will NEVER be yours. The latest pathetic episode of Kerry Quest occurred when Kerry cast aspersions upon the Bush administration as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Kerry: ‘I Think These People are Extremists’.” Um, Kerry, have you ever taken a look at the WACKY posts in Dummieland? If not, then I suggest you start adding the DUmmie FUnnies to your reading list so you can learn that the REAL extremists are in YOUR camp. As usual, the extremist DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anticipating the comedy entertainment of Kerry’s inevitable fall, is in the [brackets]:
Why hasn't the Bush administration acted? "I think these people are extremists, it's very simple," he said.
[Thus spaketh John Kerry in a Seattle Pilot-Intelligencer story as he continues his perpetual quest for the presidency.]
You go, John! He's asking us all to get out in the streets! How much longer will it take for a revolution...velvet revolution, of course?
[Of course. Of course. But of course you really want a Bolshevik Revolution.]
I think this is why people busted their ass for you John. You know, that time span you took off during the time period after you knew you had the nomination and November 2nd to beat these fascist bastards in the ground, but instead you went out windsurfing and making a general dork out of yourself. The people also squeezed the blood out of turnips so you would run attack ads bashing Bush so we could save this f*cking country and trusting you to stand up and fight, but you didn't. You know what John just shut the f*ck up and do your job because your never ever again getting another shot at the white house.
[True but it is going to be a lot of FUN to watch Kerry go down hard when the ’08 nomination goes to Hillary instead. The Kerry fall will be HILARIOUS in its angry collapse.]
The right wing would just love it if he shut up and went away. SO HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT.
[Great! That means even MORE funny DUFU editions.]
Thanks Mr.Kerry for doing your job and working for us. We appreciate it.
[Thanks Mr. Kerry for the wonderful work you are doing for us. And we just KNOW that you will be signing Form 180 because you gave your solid promise that you would do so.]
I met people that actually believed in the swift boat shit.
[Kerry has effectively countered that by PROMISING to sign his Form 180.]
He is doing something in Ohio. Google the name Don McTigue and Ohio if you don't believe me. He's just not jumping up and down like an idiot with no good proof. He's obsessive compulsive, not lazy. And a prosecutor who wouldn't come traipsing out without good, hard evidence.
[Can I also Google the name Bev Harris?]
Did he really lose? That's the million dollar question. Find out about The Republican Noise Machine and you might understand it all better and not blame Kerry. Try Google.
[Anytime we want actual PROOF that the election was stolen, the DUmmies just sigh and tell us to Google the facts. Of course they never tell us HOW the election was stolen. Only that we can find out if we check Google.]
But if he did win, and there was fraud, then maybe it wasn't such a lousy campaign after all. Because, after all, he won, didn't he.
[Of course Kerry won. And I promise I will find out how as soon as I check Google.]
At least he's doing what he should have been doing for years.
[You mean actually WORKING for the first time in his senate career?]
I want to personally thank you for flaming my thread! All you've done is whine and drop "doo" in it. Some people on DU actually care about what John Kerry is doing and believe in him.
[I believe the correct term for those people is “suckers.”]
go Johnny go go go ! keep doin it, the people need to know. If anyone needs to hang their heads, it is us the people who failed you.
[WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!]
The spotlight is his if he wants it and if he keeps making noises like this he will get it. Keep it comin' John!
[Johnny Boy can make all the flatulent noises he wants but HILLARY will get it.]
It's kind of interesting watching him slowly build up, isn't it. He says he's still fired up. I wonder how long he can keep that up. We need him fired up. He's the Incredible Hulk when he's fired up. He just keeps cranking the rhetoric up a notch each time he opens his mouth. He was nearly ranting last week after the Frist appearance at "Justice Sunday."
[Soon Kerry will be reaching the Al Gore levels in the ranting department.]
Kerry needed a primal scream like Dean, instead he he nuanced his way to extinction.
[YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!]
That's it, John. Seize the fire.
[Seize the Form 180.]
Give um' hell, Senator Kerry! Extremists is right! And we need more of our Dem leaders to become as vocal and direct as Senator Kerry... these Extremists groups that I call "Cults" are seeping into our Government from local, on up to the Hill
[And don’t forget the DUmmie Cult filled with their bizarre cryptic language of MIHOP, IHOP, BFEE, PNAC, etc..]
He could strip nekkid, set himself on fire all while reading a speech blasting Bush, and the only notice he'd get from the MSM is if they needed a light for their ciggie butts.
[I prefer NOT to be around when Kerry strips nekkid.]
The same guy who doesn't expect the outcome to change?
So the republicans perpetrated vote fraud, but didn't need to, and it makes no difference anyway, because they won by a big enough margin that even if fraud was done it wasn't needed?
What about Washington state? Oh yeah, that's just whiny loser Republicans, no fraud there. Sheesh, hypocrisy, thy name is DUmmy.
WTF do those things mean, anyway (assuming they actually mean something comprehensible, and are not simply the glossolalia of the DUmmie Cult).
You know, John-Boy will be 65 years old in 2008.
Yeah, it's true we've had presidents older than that, but there is a difference.
Eisenhower, although balding, was reasonably fit and trim and tight--especially for his age--and Reagan looked 10, maybe even 15, years younger than he really was (at first; then he aged, after the assassination attempt, which of course would age anyone).
And here we have John-Boy, who at the age of 62 years, with all of that sagging skin (too much sun).
Even without Hilarity running to become the first Empress of America, Messalina I, John-Boy wouldn't stand a chance in 2008; he already looks too old and too tired for the job.
The DUmmies have a new acronym now.
WSIC.
The Dummie is correct, the truth does hurt.
If the Moonbats want to get their panties in a wad over the Swift Boat Vets then they should be angry with their source, John Kerry.
Hey! I think I need an operation to remove my apendix so I'll just head over to Jackson Memorial Hospital and plop a brown bag full of bucks on the desk in front of their "money lady."
Lousy campaign? Now there's an understatement. It was a three-ring circus from he**!
It actually would have made for top-notch comedy if we could have all enjoyed watching the spectacle without the looming sense that this buffoon could be POTUS.
I have nothing against "fund-raisers," but they should be done in the proper venue, and not on someone else's dime.
I am sure that the Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" is taking much grief from the Grand DUmmie "Skinner" and the Assistant Grand DUmmie "Elad," for having allowed that thread.
The Second Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG."
McCain will be 72 in 2008.
Eisenhower, although balding, was reasonably fit and trim and tight--especially for his age.
Eisenhower was 62 in 1952.
Even without Hilarity running to become the first Empress of America, Messalina I, John-Boy wouldn't stand a chance in 2008; he already looks too old and too tired for the job.
The folks who worked closely with Kerry have recounted the many times where he seemed to be completely drained of all energy. One time he was just lying flat on a table and just couldn't get up no matter how much they begged him.
W Saw It Coming? I need a translation of that particular acronym.
"WSIC" was on one of the "despondent" DUmmie threads; Friday was the first time I noticed this particular acronym.
It stands for, apparently, "Why should I care?"
It's like a horse-race, keeping up with DUmmie acronyms.
You would have thought the Administrators of DUmmieland would have learned their lesson from the Bev Harris fiasco but NOOOOOOOO! They gullibly allow her assistant in scam crime to raise bucks for an "operation."
I've got a new acronym for the DUmmies: GSA. "Got Scammed Again."
Welcome aboard, PINGEE #665.
Totally OT:
Does anyone have the inside scoop on what happened to "Cuban Liberal" and "Padraig"? They got tombstoned and the DUmmies are having a field day but they are only passing the info in private messages. WTH happened? It sounds juicy, lol.
PNAC- The Project for the New American Century is a non-profit educational organization dedicated to a few fundamental propositions: that American leadership is good both for America and for the world; and that such leadership requires military strength, diplomatic energy and commitment to moral principle.
Dummies think it's some kind of Bilderberg/Tri Lateral Commission all rolled into one. It's what is says it is.
BFEE- Bush Family Evil Empire. Some conspiracy that is so big only leftist Moonbats know about it. They use Michael Moore type "facts" to prove it to other morons.
MIHOP/LIHOP - Made/Let It Happen On Purpose. Supposed theory that the Bush administration caused or did nothing to stop the 9/11 attacks but knew about them before they happened. To get people to believe their facts backing this one up, DUmmies do it the old fashioned way. Discount crack.
IHOP- We can only guess that since the DUmmies love their acronyms so much, IHOP has to be in there somewhere and means something other than the International House Of Pancakes only to Moonbats.
Oh 2008 is going to be great fun!!!
Top Forty! WOOOOOOO!!!
God, I'm pathetic.
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