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DUmmie FUnnies 03-07-05 ("Teresa Heinz 'openly skeptical about results from November election'")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 7, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/07/2005 3:40:16 PM PST by PJ-Comix

Teresa Heinz Kerry is BACK and NUTTIER than ever as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “Teresa Heinz Kerry ‘openly skeptical about results from November election.’” TeRAYzuh now joins the DUmmies in their tinfoil hat theories about how the November election was fixed. TeRAYzuh’s nutty rantings along with the DUmmie ravings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the comedic entertainment value of Mrs. Heinz, is in the [brackets]:

Teresa Heinz Kerry "openly skeptical about results from November election"

Toward the middle of the Seattle Post-Intelligencer linked ARTICLE below:

COUNTING THE VOTES: Heinz Kerry is openly skeptical about results from November's election, particularly in sections of the country where optical scanners were used to record votes.

"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans. She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines."

"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added Heinz Kerry. She argued that Democrats should insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are tabulated.

"I fear for '06," she said. "I don't trust it the way it is right now."

[I hope this gets picked by more news sources. Teresa’s nuttiness must be out there for ALL to see.]

Wow, that is fricking awesome. If she's saying things like that she knows and so does Kerry. If they know all the top democrats know.

[And Teresa’s the only one with the nuttiness, uh I mean, guts, to say it out loud.]

Good that she is speaking out about this. Some action would be good too.

[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]

Ooooh! Go Teresa! I wish this wasn't jsut a local columnist. I googled it and this is the only paper running it.

[Don’t worry. The world will learn of Teresa’s latest brain fart via the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Don't worry--The RWingers will be all over it shortly.

[Hee! Hee!]

Nice to see we're not crazy after all...Well, in saying that, I am referring to those who ardently believe that this past election was hijacked from A to Z. Especially eerie to see her saying that she fears for 2006 and that she doesn't trust the way it is under the current system... We've got a whole hell of a lot of work to do people.

[If Teresa’s saying it, how could you be crazy? After all, Teresa has a reputation for being a font of sanity and rationality.]

The insane people are those who believe nothing happened and that the election was on the up-and-up. We are crazy with fear about what will happen in 2006, the insane think they have nothing to worry about. We do have work to do and it is nice to see that at least some of our leaders are not insane.

[Teresa Heinz Kerry---The new leader of the DUmmiecrats. They are in WORSE shape than I thought.]

I LOVE a woman who states her mind! Hopefully she will impact her husband!

[“Johnnie, you shmuck! I don’t care if you were a presidential candidate. You still have to walk the poodle at 2 A.M.!”]

Heck yeah! I love this woman. She "gets it."

[I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!]

I won't vote again until it's honest and there is a paper trail. WE are a banana republic as far as I'm concerned until the current voting system is fixed. We certainly have a monkey for a president that will always be under a shroud of scandal.

[I agree. “WE” shouldn’t vote in the next election because the electronic voting machines have been fixed. Remember, “WE” won’t be voting in the next election. Spread the word around DUmmieland.]

I've been waiting for her to speak out on this. I hope she does a lot more speaking out, along with everyone else who knows what's going on. It may be a small paper, but it's a start.

[Today the Seattle Post-Intelligencer, tomorrow…..the DUmmie FUnnies!!!]

Too Bad her Husband didn't stick around...to see how it all came out

[Don’t blame him. He got a report of an early snowfall on the Aspen slopes.]

Good for Teresa.

[Invite her to join her son, Chris, who has done nothing in his life more important than serve as a rich paperweight, to post in DUmmieland. I would love to DUFU her directly.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; ketchupqueen; lurch; rats; sorelosers; teresaheinz
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To: PJ-Comix

I Believe!!!!!!

(snerk)


61 posted on 03/07/2005 5:30:30 PM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: PJ-Comix
I WUV her! Please, Mrs. Heinz! Allow me the honor of rubbing Botox into your nekkid flesh!

Best. Laugh. Ever.

Perhaps you've gone too far this time, PJ. LOLOL

62 posted on 03/07/2005 5:32:40 PM PST by Petronski (Zebras: Free Range Bar Codes of the Serengeti)
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To: dakine

I think sacxtra has done way to many drugs....That diagram make no sense whatsoever..


63 posted on 03/07/2005 5:35:32 PM PST by ReeWalker (At the core of modern liberalism is the spoiled child - miserable, as all spoiled children are,)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nice to see we're not crazy after all...

Look again DUmmy. I almost choked on my iced tea on that one.

64 posted on 03/07/2005 5:40:50 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: franksolich

I'm trying to figure out where the nuclear power is coming from, none in Illinois that I know of.


65 posted on 03/07/2005 5:43:29 PM PST by X-FID (In their eyes there's something lacking---what they need's a damn good whacking.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Chewing on a leather strap between the teeth would be one such action.]

Bwahahahahahaha! Haaaa!!

66 posted on 03/07/2005 5:45:19 PM PST by prairiebreeze (Blogs have a strangle hold on the MSM. The MSM is kicking out the windshield.)
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To: rdl6989

"Nice to see we're not crazy after all..."



Yeah, I got a kick out of that too along with them calling mamma T a leader.


67 posted on 03/07/2005 5:47:57 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It seems that TehREEEEEEza sobered up today!
It's been a looooong few months.


68 posted on 03/07/2005 5:51:24 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (You need a new environment - go on a vacation.)
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To: franksolich

"So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered."


No kidding. Without some pretty blatant fraud in Detroit I think Michigan may have ended up as a red state. Everyone was so sure that we would go to Kerry that no one bothered to look at how it happened.

http://www.nationalreview.com/battleground/2004/battleground200411040640.asp


69 posted on 03/07/2005 5:54:36 PM PST by cripplecreek (I'm apathetic but really don't care.)
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To: PJ-Comix

----"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz Kerry said. She identified both as "hard-right" Republicans.----


70 posted on 03/07/2005 6:03:56 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: SandyInSeattle

I heard Robbin Williams barrowed it for his bit on the Oscars.


71 posted on 03/07/2005 7:18:45 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: Flux Capacitor

Brilliant!


72 posted on 03/07/2005 7:50:48 PM PST by Duke Nukum (King had to write, to sing the song of Gan. And I had to read. How else could Roland find the Tower?)
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To: franksolich

So I think the Democrats are not really serious about election reform; it would uncover too much, and uncover things they don't want uncovered.

And not just about how adept they've gotten at stealing elections. Although I am glad Republicans are finally speaking out about this. I've never understood how it could be better for the country/state/county, etc. to be represented by someone the majority don't want, especially when the "socialist" programs they want to promote are so bad for the country. Allowing them to continue to steal election after election and keeping quiet to preserve national "unity" is a grave disservice to the majority that voted for you.

Then again, if they couldn't steal elections (or believe with every fiber of their dillusioned minds) that the only reason they lost was because it was stolen by the "other" side, without the slightest proof, they might actually have to admit they lost because they are woefully out of step with the rest of their countrymen. Even their "leaders", who should know better, buy into this. Just witness the ridiculous Conyers whine-fest during the elector confirmation process or Kennedy saying they may be a minority in the congress, but they represent the majority of Americans. I'm still trying to figure this one out. I know their friends at the NEA are real fond of the "new math", but when there are less Democrats elected to congress each election and more Republicans (which would mean MORE people are voting Republican), how do you say with a straight face that you represent the majority? You'd think they'd get dizzy from all the spin they swallow.

Cindie


73 posted on 03/07/2005 7:53:37 PM PST by gardencatz
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To: dakine
PJ is only skimming the surface. NO ONE can actually contemplate the complete silliness, irrelevance, and contempt for America (or AmeriKKKa,in DU talk) that permeates this vile site.

That said, he does manage to get some of their very best (worst) stuff. Keep it up, PJ!
74 posted on 03/07/2005 8:00:41 PM PST by chesley
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To: franksolich
I do believe he may mean eucalyptus. IIRC, it is very high in terpenes. This would create irritating, if not toxic, aerosols/dust if sanded or planed.

I imagine he is somewhere (CA or FL) where there is a lot of it, it is considered a trash tree and he sees opportunity to turn free stuff into something he could sell as art/craft.

Another DUmmie genius at work.
75 posted on 03/07/2005 8:13:52 PM PST by reformedliberal
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To: X-FID
"I'm trying to figure out where the nuclear power is coming from, none in Illinois that I know of"

Several years back Union Electric (Eastern Missouri, based in STL) purchased a rather large power company in central Illinois. The new company is named AmerenUE. The original Union Electric has a nuclear plant in Callaway Mo. So I would suppose there is some nuclear power escaping across the mighty Missisip into Illinois.

76 posted on 03/07/2005 8:29:23 PM PST by SCALEMAN (Super Cards/Rams Fan)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thank you most kindly. I need all the laughs I can get. :)


77 posted on 03/07/2005 8:37:00 PM PST by Goodgirlinred ( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; DJ MacWoW; Bahbah; Deetes; infidel29; Flux Capacitor

Mrs. Heinz-Kerry: "It's very easy with these machines, you know, to hack in a Bush vote."

Chico: "Hackin' a Boosh? Naah, lady, we no hackin' a Boosh!"

78 posted on 03/07/2005 8:43:25 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Marxist.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"Well! I never!"


79 posted on 03/07/2005 9:27:27 PM PST by bitt ("Conservatism is the dominant political creed in America,")
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To: dakine
You just made that up. right?

People really can't be That Stupid.

(then again I have to look no further than my own family, Clinton, Gore, Dean, Clinton believers)

How does one deal with stupidity?
I will/can argue with any one about many things, but unless I am arguing the noun stupid with someone that is... I cannot, it would be stupid.

TT
80 posted on 03/07/2005 9:31:27 PM PST by TexasTransplant (NEMO ME IMPUNE LACESSET)
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