DUmmie FUnnies 02-28-05 ("This Third American Empire (seeking input)"---Pied Piper Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 28, 2005 | DUmmies, Pied Piper Pitt, and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I see that my Freeper screen name, PJ-Comix, now has its own seperate entry in the online Wikipedia Encyclopedia. However, I feel bad that Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency is not listed there. After all, due to all my promotional efforts, Jeff Kleinman is now the MOST FAMOUS literary agent in the country. Oh, and if Jeff Kleinman wants to contact me about a DUmmie FUnnies book project, he can e-mail me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the MOST POPULAR PING List (according to Wikipedia) on the FR which also happens to be the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[kingattax]

I do believe that our fall will come from an unexpected corner most likely from knowledgeable people with the least resources.

HUH ?

[MrBeach]

First!!!!

[Darkwolf377]

"we are at the tipping point"

Wow, the DUmmies love repeating the prevailing wisdom cliche of the day (courtesy Tom Friedman).

Through no fault of yours, this was the most boring DUmmie FUnnies. These guys are getting into their own "desprate stage" on their way to their Third Empire or whatever they hell this guy's talking about in his creaky theory.

[roaddog727]

top 10!

[shezza]

Come on, PJ, you've gotta loosen up about being such a stickler for historical facts. Revisionist history is a staple of the left, donchaknow. It's the psychodelic, mood-altering, neon hues of seeing through a glass darkly that makes Pitt's interpretation so utterly important. < /sarcasm>

[PJ-Comix]

Through no fault of yours, this was the most boring DUmmie FUnnies.

Pied Piper Pitt's convoluted non-historical writings might be boring but taken piece by conspiracy theory piece, they are actually great comedy material.

[Francis McClobber]

top 100!

[hchutch]

Oh, and why did the U.S. acquite the Phillipines, Guam, and Puerto Rico?

Answer: Because in February, 1898, a U.S. Navy vessel was sunk in an explosion apparently caused by a Spanish mine.

Next question: What was William McKinley thinking when he got the news of that explosion?

Answer (borrowed from another President): "Whoever did this in't going to like me as President."

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Was trying to think of the correct Jeopardy category for this one;

I'll take "History Texts Written Under A Half Hour Deadline" for 100 Alex.

[Duke Nukum]

You can't be an intellectual unless you tear apart the U.S.

[CharlieOK1]

way to go! you read the post before you commented, and still beat all the people who try to be first.

[glasseye]

These guys would be scary if they weren't such simpletons.

[Charles Henrickson]

CNP? This bad college term paper is more like a load of CR*P.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

He left out Haliburton.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Pitt is allegedly a teacher.

[Poohbah]

Answer: Because in February, 1898, a U.S. Navy vessel was sunk in an explosion apparently caused by a Spanish mine.

And the necessary forensic science to determine that it was NOT a mine didn't exist for the next 70-odd years.

[DBeers]

WOO! HOO! WOO! HOO!

[PJ-Comix]

I can just picture Pied Piper Pitt getting these factoid speculations into print in a book. Then we would see Pitt on a C-SPAN book forum being questioned by a bunch of equally simplistic DUmmies with questions like this:

DUmmie: Would you agree that the Bush Family Evil Empire is the worst regime in the history of the world?

PITT: Well, I don't like that term "Bush Family Evil Empire." I prefer to call them the Baddie Bushies. But, yes, the Baddie Bushies are definitely the most evil regime that ever held power on this planet.