[PJ-Comix]

I see that my Freeper screen name, PJ-Comix, now has its own seperate entry in the online Wikipedia Encyclopedia. However, I feel bad that Jeff Kleinman of the Graybill and English Literary Agency is not listed there. After all, due to all my promotional efforts, Jeff Kleinman is now the MOST FAMOUS literary agent in the country. Oh, and if Jeff Kleinman wants to contact me about a DUmmie FUnnies book project, he can e-mail me at: PJ-Comix.

Let me know if you want on the MOST POPULAR PING List (according to Wikipedia) on the FR which also happens to be the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[kingattax]

I do believe that our fall will come from an unexpected corner most likely from knowledgeable people with the least resources.

HUH ?

[MrBeach]

First!!!!

[Darkwolf377]

"we are at the tipping point"

Wow, the DUmmies love repeating the prevailing wisdom cliche of the day (courtesy Tom Friedman).

Through no fault of yours, this was the most boring DUmmie FUnnies. These guys are getting into their own "desprate stage" on their way to their Third Empire or whatever they hell this guy's talking about in his creaky theory.

[roaddog727]

top 10!

[shezza]

Come on, PJ, you've gotta loosen up about being such a stickler for historical facts. Revisionist history is a staple of the left, donchaknow. It's the psychodelic, mood-altering, neon hues of seeing through a glass darkly that makes Pitt's interpretation so utterly important. < /sarcasm>

[hchutch]

Oh, and why did the U.S. acquite the Phillipines, Guam, and Puerto Rico?

Answer: Because in February, 1898, a U.S. Navy vessel was sunk in an explosion apparently caused by a Spanish mine.

Next question: What was William McKinley thinking when he got the news of that explosion?

Answer (borrowed from another President): "Whoever did this in't going to like me as President."

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Was trying to think of the correct Jeopardy category for this one;

I'll take "History Texts Written Under A Half Hour Deadline" for 100 Alex.

[Duke Nukum]

You can't be an intellectual unless you tear apart the U.S.

[Charles Henrickson]

CNP? This bad college term paper is more like a load of CR*P.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

He left out Haliburton.

[DBeers]

WOO! HOO! WOO! HOO!

[DBeers]

Pitt will have to include the persecution of homosexuals by nazi homophobes and the celeb status of walmart among the movement in his next revision...

[planekT]

PJ, I laughed so hard I cried. This has got to be one of the best DUFUs yet.

Somebody give this man a cigar and book deal, for crying out loud!

[Choose Ye This Day]

September 11 as the inevitable consequence of 50 years of US foreign policy

It's ALL our fault. WE'RE the bad guys. Osama is the real victim. blah blah blah

[demlosers]

Bump for later... :)

[lonevoice]

But what about Skull and Bones? The Bilderbergers, the Illuminati, Masons, the CFR and PNAC? Have they all been subsumed by the CNP? Pitt's lucky he can count on the DUmmies drug induced short term memory problems.

I can just picture the Fourth Amerian Empire filled with goosestepping CNP troopers screaming “USA! USA! USA!”

I say we start practicing now! The collapse of the third empire is imminent and there's no time to waste.

[MarineBrat]

Tried to read it .... but .... red ..... parts ..... made ...........me ..... sleepywo29rnnnfnaaadczzzzz NO CARRIER

[Charles Henrickson]

the avatar

Didn't that win some Oscars last night?

[Congressman Billybob]

I have had some personal dealings with Pitt. To put it simply, he is one of those people who have a hundred-dollar vocabulary and fifty-cent ideas. You read their stuff, you think it seems to be serious and weighty. But when you analyze it, it's like intellectual cotton candy. It looks large, but there is almost no substance there.

On the subject of the "American empire," regardless of how many you attempt to name and number, there is a central falsehood. Anyone who reads the history of empires -- Mongols, Romans, Britons, Germans, Russians, etc. -- should note a central fact. All true empires seize and hold territory and EXTRACT tribute.

True empires are profit-making enterprises regardless of the political system that created them. What is America's history? After it seizes territory in war, it sets up a free and democratic government, it PAYS substantial aid to get that nation back on its feet. And then America withdraws. The behavior of this nation is the opposite of all the empires in the recorded history of mankind.

But people like Pitt are too busy seeking scapegoats and exercising his vocabulary to do anything so prosaic as research, or to apply logic. Pitt is entirely typical of the leftist fools in this respect.

Congressman Billybob

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