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DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-05 (DUmmies OUTRAGED At Being Labeled "Extremist")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/04/2005 12:53:45 PM PST by PJ-Comix

As we have seen over and over and over again in edition after edition of the DUmmie FUnnies, the DUmmies are far left wackos. For proof one need either just pick a DUFU edition at random (including yesterday’s incredible DUmmie rant) or almost any thread in DUmmieland. Therefore it is hilarious that the DUmmies are OUTRAGED over being labeled as an extremist organization of the Left as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “DU is on par with Aryan Nation?” The DUmmies were labeled extremist on a par with Aryan Nation on this EXTREMIST ORGANIZATIONS website. The outraged EXTREMIST DUmmie posts are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Notice that Free Republic isn't listed. That site has no credibility.

[Actually the site has great credibility. Take a look at your fellow Dummies’ posts, DUmmie. Just yesterday some Dummie posted a thread stating that Bush was not only worse than Hitler but was worse than just about every dictator ever. Of course, Lenin and Stalin were left off that list since the DUmmie probably considers them to be “progressives.”]

This is a horseshit website. Who cares what these assholes think? FreeRepublic is probably the sponsors. Absolute horseshit.

[Excuses, excuses. Just look in the mirror to see extremism.]

DU is just liberal. I don't even think a fifth of us would qualify as "leftists".

[HUH? And all this time the DUmmies have been denying they are liberals. I don’t even think a fifth of you would qualify as “rational.”]

I would like to wrest control back from the NEOCONS. Is THAT radical? IS THAT F*CKING GROUP ON THE LIST? PNAC? American Enterprise? If neither of those are, this list has zero credibility.

[What was that you said about not being extremist? Some obscure think tank and you get worked up into a mouth frothing RAGE at the mere mention of its name.]

very disturbing extremist is not what DU is.. skinner needs to respond

[Skinner needs to remove 95% of the DUmmie threads in order to avoid that extremist label.]

No need to respond to this crap. What a waste of time that would be. Of course we're not extremist - the creator of that website probably took one look at the word underground and jumped to conclusions.

[Or maybe he read this DUmmie post from just YESTERDAY: “He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.”]

They have international a.n.s.w.e.r. listed as a neo-stalinist group.

[Well, um, if you don’t think A.N.S.W.E.R. isn’t extremist then Dummieland must not be since they share almost identical viewpoints.]

Um, A.N.S.W.E.R. IS a neo-Stalinist group. Don't know about the rest of what the site says (haven't looked yet) but ANSWER is what it is.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Can't say i'm a fan of the worker's world party but ANSWER is still fine in my book.

[As I stated before, A.N.S.W.E.R. and DUmmieland are almost identical in their viewpoints.]

Some of the 9/11 theories floating around here are pretty strange. The site varies a great deal, but there are some very odd posts from time to time.

[Yeah. Like all those DUmmies agreeing with Ward Churchill that the 9-11 victims were “little Eichmans.” And you still don’t think DUmmieland is extremist?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: du; dufu; dummiefunnies; dummies; extremist
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To: franksolich

[Happy 25th birthday on Sunday, Madam]

...from your keyboard to God's eyes. :-)

Believe me, there is a heckuva lot I would do differently if I could re-live the last 25 years. For one thing, I would skip the part of that time where I thought of myself as a Democrat.

Thanks for the b-day wishes, franksolich, and may God heap his blessings on you in return.


61 posted on 02/04/2005 2:55:23 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I turn 50 on Sunday)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Omigosh! Where did you dig that ad up? Reminds me of the ads for the "Sea Monkeys" that I used to see in the comic books as a kid.


62 posted on 02/04/2005 2:56:45 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I turn 50 on Sunday)
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To: Frank L
So they don't like being called extremists? If the tin-foil hat fits...

ONE SIZE FITS ALL--DUMMIES!!!!

63 posted on 02/04/2005 2:59:54 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: Purrcival
Just call me "Barney Google"!


64 posted on 02/04/2005 3:00:22 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Aka "Barney Google")
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To: PJ-Comix
GROVEL---BIG TIME!
65 posted on 02/04/2005 3:04:34 PM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: franksolich

Thanks for posting that vile thread. I missed it, and now that I've read it, I'm infuriated. Maybe it never occurred to the DUmmies that as one who has been a POW who has been tortured, John McCain would know the difference between what is, and what isn't, torture? Maybe it never occurred to the DUmmies that McCain voted for Gonzales because he did not believe that Gonzales supports torture, or that he ever advocated torture? No, the DUmmies look at everything through their "hate-everything-Bush" rage. They are incapable of seeing things any other way.


66 posted on 02/04/2005 3:04:47 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I turn 50 on Sunday)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list


67 posted on 02/04/2005 3:06:23 PM PST by JCRoberts
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To: SaveTheChief

Love your sig line


68 posted on 02/04/2005 3:08:42 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I turn 50 on Sunday)
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To: Purrcival

Yeah, this is one of those cases, Madam, where one has wild "mood swings" about the Dummies in that cesspool of intestinally-processed corn.

One goes from surprise that there are actually people who think the way DUmmies do, to confusion why there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to anger that there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to weary resignation that yes, there are people who think the way DUmmies do, to the Christian compassion we are compelled to have for the poor in spirit, and the stupid and the ignorant.....but that particular thread, about John McCain being tortured for six years in a Vietnamese prison, well, I lost all sense of Christian charity and compassion.

Sometimes it is very hard, Madam, to be good.


69 posted on 02/04/2005 3:09:41 PM PST by franksolich (buy fish with the "Made in Norway" label on the can)
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To: uncitizen

Actually, I think that poster was saying that since FR wasn't listed on the Extremist List web site, the Extremist List web site has "no credibility". The DUmmies are soooooooo far to the left of us, we can't even see 'em. And they think they're "mainstream" or just "liberal", so you know they have to think we're "extremists".


70 posted on 02/04/2005 3:17:25 PM PST by Purrcival (Be kind to me - I turn 50 on Sunday)
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To: JCRoberts

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #596.


71 posted on 02/04/2005 3:17:34 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Purrcival
Thanks :)
72 posted on 02/04/2005 3:21:00 PM PST by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: freedumb2003
and a star (for donating) On DU, you can't even use the search function without being a donor.
73 posted on 02/04/2005 3:21:21 PM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: Democracy In Iraq

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #597.


74 posted on 02/04/2005 3:21:54 PM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: Mrs Zip

ping


75 posted on 02/04/2005 3:22:29 PM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: PJ-Comix
I normally just lurk because I read these pretty late after they are posted, but the past few have been so funny and frightening at the same time. I enjoy reading everyone's comments and these help me remember who the left really is.

Anyway, my comment--I have so desperately wanted to post to the DUmmies lately that if you really hate the policies of this country so much, then you should just leave. They have such hatred against us and they don't think they are extremists. How sad. Anyway, I can't post it because I am on my first account on the DU and I still haven't broken the 700 club. Maybe eventually.
76 posted on 02/04/2005 3:54:57 PM PST by volvox (DUmmies think the victims of 9-11 deserve it, but they don't hate America?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Speaking of Ward Churchill, he makes $100,000/year for being an a-hole. And a fake Amerindian, but mostly an a-hole.

That's just incredible to me.

I could be an even bigger a-hole then Winston but I don't think I could go through a U system stroking Marxist profs to get there.

I read he dropped the grade of a female student from and A to a C for doing an article on him exposing his fake ancestry.

I also couldn't do that. If someone exposed my fake ancestry, I'd give them an automatic A for the semester and tell them they didn't need to show up for class if they didn't want to, 'cause that's just the kind of thing I admire in a person.

But that's all just theoretical 'cause first I'd need a real ancestry to build the fake one around. Maybe I could start by wearing Jack Nicholson sun glasses (This was the bit tip off to me. I don't know why but it just rang so false).
77 posted on 02/04/2005 3:57:28 PM PST by Duke Nukum ("They think we're not generous? Mr. Scott, prepare to beam over billions of cats to the U.N.")
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To: franksolich

This is the kind of nugget that keeps me diving back into the DUmpster:

_______________________________________________
Edited on Fri Feb-04-05 06:44 PM by Kahuna

Liberals make more of an effort to follow Christ's
teachings than the so-called fundies ever did. Jesus hates pious hypocrisy. You win no favors with God by being "holier-than-thou." As far as God/Jesus is concerned we're all in the same boat. How we treat each other is how he will separate the chafe from the wheat. That's it. Period.

________________________________________________

Because nothing is more piously hypocritical than a DUmmie being sanctimonious. Besides that, I hate it when my wheat chafes.


78 posted on 02/04/2005 3:58:32 PM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: volvox

Be careful in there, sir; tread lightly.

I haven't been exposed yet, but probably I am just super-cautious, posting pretty much meaningless comments.

I am waiting to trip up the flatulent "William Pitt," or the prevaricating "Packamama," or the misanthropic "Faye," or the boryborygmous "Andy Stephenson," but man, it takes time.....and patience.


79 posted on 02/04/2005 4:04:02 PM PST by franksolich (buy fish with the "Made in Norway" label on the can)
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To: Roscoe Karns
DUmmie Faye "And then they called me an extremist, and I was all ohmygod!"

Faye's real name is Darlene. In truth she has a nice rack and ass. Got the pics to prove it. Yeah, I get around.
80 posted on 02/04/2005 4:11:53 PM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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