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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: PJ-Comix

It is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny reading the rants of all those STupid DUmmies!


81 posted on 02/03/2005 6:17:17 AM PST by petercooper (Liberalism = Idealism; Conservatism = Realism)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wow.. the ranting of  Husb2Sparkly make me wonder if all of the DUmmies aren't just sitting around in someone's basement passing the bong around.
82 posted on 02/03/2005 6:17:52 AM PST by backinthefold (Did any one else just want to get up and smack Pelosi, or was it just me?)
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To: Former Dodger
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83 posted on 02/03/2005 6:18:13 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: snarkytart

I like that - a Wangsta Gangsta!


84 posted on 02/03/2005 6:19:03 AM PST by Enterprise ("Dance with the Devil by the Pale Moonlight" - Islam compels you!)
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To: pigsmith

The other day, the DUmmies were complaining of "outrage fatigue."

Oddly, they never complain of "overwork fatigue."


85 posted on 02/03/2005 6:19:11 AM PST by franksolich (Norge uber alles)
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To: PJ-Comix
Such rage can be dangerous. I read where San Francisco is have trouble with people throwing themselves off the SFBridge. If these Dummies don't show up again on DU I wonder if we may conclude....... hummmmm...
86 posted on 02/03/2005 6:20:33 AM PST by Ditter
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To: cripplecreek

Alright!, now that's a start!

And with a BOW! Ted Nugent eat your heart out!


87 posted on 02/03/2005 6:21:29 AM PST by Former Dodger (I thought ABORTION was murder and FUR was a Woman's right to choose.)
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To: cripplecreek

That is gross.


88 posted on 02/03/2005 6:21:31 AM PST by snarkytart
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't know who made this graphic but I love it.


89 posted on 02/03/2005 6:22:17 AM PST by freedomson (Tagline comment removed by moderator)
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To: PJ-Comix
He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

note the absence of Lenin, Stalin and Mao in that list of names

this is certainly the funniest edition of the DUFU'S so far, the DUmmies are really really pathetic, I almost feel sorry for them...

90 posted on 02/03/2005 6:22:37 AM PST by William of Orange (I'm a DU troll pretending to be a FReeper, how am I doing?)
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To: grellis

"I've got to wonder how many of these DUmmies are my (soon to be ex-) neighbors."

You're working against yourself here. If you want to sell your house, the last thing you want to do is let people know the neighbors are deranged. ;)


91 posted on 02/03/2005 6:24:41 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Nataku X
"Evil War Monkey King"
That'd make a GREAT FR screenname...

<daveberry> Or an excellent name for a rock band </daveberry>

92 posted on 02/03/2005 6:25:50 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: Abathar

You mean the DUmmies reject simple logic and straight fact (not to mention free speech)?????

Shocking...

I'm afraid DUmmie FUnnies is about as much of them as I can handle on a regular basis, and that's mainly because of the intelligent and wittie comments of PJ and the pingees.

I do hope that PJ will someday get his book deal. The democratic party and its clueless base seem relentlessly committed to their eventual extinction. In that event, hundreds, perhaps thousands of years later, some scientist may stumble across a dusty old copy, and within those pages he will find the reason for their demise.

"They were idiots".


93 posted on 02/03/2005 6:28:48 AM PST by planekT
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To: Former Dodger

It was Ted Nugents to begin with. Some PETA freaks cut some fences on Nugents property and turned the critters loose. Nugent would be responsible for any damage or injuries that might result so he put out the word to kill the non native critters.

My friend was deer hunting and got the European boar thanks to PETA.


94 posted on 02/03/2005 6:28:52 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

I have several real wounds (as opposed to Kerry's political wounds) and two sons who have each been to Iraq twice. One of my boys was wounded a few months ago.

I resent people like this DU terrorist sympathizer even speaking about the Armed Forces. First its unlikely that the terrorist insurgency would ever have happened if it wasn't for people like this terrorist sympathizer. Secondly its impossible that this terrorist sympathizer is capable of producing a son that could be a Marine.

His supposed proof is that the President hasn't shown up at any military funerals. This is typical lefty-liberal thinking. To them its more important that there is show of "feeling people's pain", ala Willie Clinton, than investing time in effect leadership to WIN THE GODDAMNED WAR.

What a pathetic waste of American opportunity this guy represents.

95 posted on 02/03/2005 6:29:38 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: Sally'sConcerns

Thanks for the report. I was over there earlier, and see they are still angry with Lieberman. They will never learn, never.


96 posted on 02/03/2005 6:30:36 AM PST by EllaMinnow (Every time a leftist cries, an angel gets its wings.)
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To: planekT
The democratic party and its clueless base seem relentlessly committed to their eventual extinction.

From your mouth to God's ear.

97 posted on 02/03/2005 6:31:49 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: PJ-Comix
He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

Hmmmmm... no mention of Mao or Stalin?

98 posted on 02/03/2005 6:32:40 AM PST by demlosers
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To: cripplecreek

So, you live in Moscow? Hanover? Horton? Concord?


99 posted on 02/03/2005 6:34:48 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: pigsmith
Substitue "one's country" for "one's kids" in this sentence. Betcha this guy doesn't have any kids.

Or at least any kids capable of being Marines. Obviously there is nowhere enough testosterone in this terrorist sympathizer to actually produce anything but a "girlie man".

100 posted on 02/03/2005 6:35:17 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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