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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: Abathar
logic and facts and DUmmieland are like oil and water they don't mix. You should try being a barking moonbat and stir things up.
41 posted on 02/03/2005 5:11:51 AM PST by CzarNicky (The problem with bad ideas is that they seemed like good ideas at the time.)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ-please put me on the ping list.
Thanks.


42 posted on 02/03/2005 5:12:13 AM PST by akorahil (MSM is RIP)
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To: PJ-Comix

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

I don't need that many words to describe DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. I think smug, self righteous, and vain are sufficient.

43 posted on 02/03/2005 5:14:43 AM PST by ml1954
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To: PJ-Comix

Another DUmmie thinks that guy is ARTICULATE?! Hmppgh! Every other word is a cuss word, commonly used by those who are too inarticulate to express themselves otherwise.

It would stink to be a DUmmie, they can't see what is occuring right under their noses. They are living a great moment in history and they don't even realize it. Have people like this always been among us? Even the German-American Bunds piped down after Pearl Harbor.


44 posted on 02/03/2005 5:15:59 AM PST by The Right Stuff
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To: Knitting A Conundrum
They desperately need THIS dolt at their helm:


45 posted on 02/03/2005 5:17:25 AM PST by Enterprise ("Dance with the Devil by the Pale Moonlight" - Islam compels you!)
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To: akorahil

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #588.


46 posted on 02/03/2005 5:18:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: MadIvan
The DUmmies remind me, unpleasantly, of the inarticulate rage that was the hallmark of the Nazis in their early years. Substitute "Jews" for "Bush" and the rhetoric is precisely the same. Considering their views on Israel and their mysterious belief in the "Jewish neo-con cabal", they're not far from Hitler's views anyway.

Excellent point.

47 posted on 02/03/2005 5:19:01 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix

While it was expected that the Dummies would hate Bush's speech, they must have been warmed by Tom Daschle's democratic response. Oh, wait....never mind.


48 posted on 02/03/2005 5:21:06 AM PST by beans36 (Truth, justice and the American way since 1961.)
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To: CzarNicky

I had to do that to get my numbers up on posts, it made me feel like I needed a shower after I was there for a while.


49 posted on 02/03/2005 5:21:37 AM PST by Abathar
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To: PJ-Comix; Registered
An idea for a Registered project.

A book cover, ostensibly from the popular series, "DU for Dummies".

50 posted on 02/03/2005 5:24:49 AM PST by DuncanWaring (...and Freedom tastes of Reality)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did they take your Chimpus Khan moniker or is this DUmmie a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL? Actually I took that Chimpus Khan moniker from a DUmmie Post.

I've been trying to find the script of the Star Trek episode (TV show, not movie)where, at the end, Khan says that he has a world to conquer and a civilization to build. I would like to get the exact words because I think it could be applicable to George Bush and his "vision thing". Since the Left likes to use the Khan reference (I guess it's Genghis Khan??) I'd like to use the superhuman Khan in the Star Trek episode

51 posted on 02/03/2005 5:25:18 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: PJ-Comix

Put me on your Ping list, PJ. :)


52 posted on 02/03/2005 5:30:23 AM PST by Optimus Prime (Do liberals even qualify as sentient beings?)
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To: PJ-Comix; BOBWADE; Mrs Zip
Whoooeeee! I've haven't seen the f word used that much since sKerry fell on the slopes (of course, the Secret Service agent caused him to fall).

The easiest way to describe the dimocRatic party today is found under "Psychotic Break" in any good medical dictionary.

53 posted on 02/03/2005 5:30:50 AM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief.

Feh. You just love being outraged anyways....

These idiots would be outraged at having nothing to be outraged at. But give them something real or imagined, and stand back. Off they go. In one of my brief peeks into DU the other day someone there commiserated that "while the world laughs, we cry" or something like that. I thought it summed up their outlook on life pretty well. While the world cheers in triumph for the Iraqis, these people rant in anger. While the world cries in grief for a fallen soldier, these people smugly cheer. And on it goes...Sheesh.

Those are some amazingly pathetic people.

54 posted on 02/03/2005 5:33:54 AM PST by pigsmith (Great speech, Mr. President!)
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To: PJ-Comix

And what's really amazing is that DU, contrary to what some would have you believe, actually represents the "Mainstream" portion of the DemocRAT party. This represents the AVERAGE Democrat supporter.


55 posted on 02/03/2005 5:34:16 AM PST by TheBattman (Islam (and liberals)- the cult of Satan)
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To: Welsh Rabbit
PLEASE GOD. End it NOW

Sorry, God won't kill all dimocRats because He is a just and loving God who wants them to repent and come to Him.

56 posted on 02/03/2005 5:35:38 AM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: PJ-Comix
Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief.

To me this is the most telling phrase in this diatribe. This poor excuse for an American (as all liberals do) attempts to project his own warped thought process onto everyone else. "If I were there", "If it were me", "What I would do" are often uttered phrases by liberals who fail to recognize that there are thought processes outside of there own. Thank God this jackass is NOT the parent of a lost soldier, but then I suspect he never could be. He could never ever understand or comprehend what it is like to love and respect one's country so much to be willing to offer the ultimate sacrifice. That mother knows..and he wilts in her shadow.

57 posted on 02/03/2005 5:36:48 AM PST by standupfortruth
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To: PJ-Comix
The incredible success of the State of the Union address is driving them over the cliff, again.

I am glad these liberal kooks are our opponents, they can never win, never.

58 posted on 02/03/2005 5:38:18 AM PST by jveritas
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To: Optimus Prime
Welcome aboard, PINEE #589.

p.s. Anyone notice how the DUFU PING List is now SURGING again now that we have entered Phase 2 of the DUFUs---Leftist Self-Marginalization?

59 posted on 02/03/2005 5:39:45 AM PST by PJ-Comix
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To: CzarNicky
You should try being a barking moonbat and stir things up

Exactly.

I was banned several times until I realized the best way to deal with these mentally deranged people is to be as absurd as possible, bark at the moon even when there is no moon, have your tin foil hat on red alert at all times.

I'm way over 1000 posts over there.

I consider DU my personal one way mirror into the psychco ward of the insane asylum

60 posted on 02/03/2005 5:40:33 AM PST by JZoback ("There's a pony in here somewhere")
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