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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: pigsmith
These idiots would be outraged at having nothing to be outraged at. But give them something real or imagined, and stand back. Off they go. In one of my brief peeks into DU the other day someone there commiserated that "while the world laughs, we cry" or something like that. I thought it summed up their outlook on life pretty well. While the world cheers in triumph for the Iraqis, these people rant in anger.

They have no sense of humor over there. I got booted off of there for posting something witty once. It did not fit in with the somber, whimpering mood they like to have over there.
61 posted on 02/03/2005 5:40:44 AM PST by speed_addiction (Ninja's last words, "Hey guys. Watch me just flip out on that big dude over there!")
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To: zip

That wasn't me appealing to God, that was taking from the DUmmie Husb2Sparkly's rant. I thought it was ironic that someone from the party who tries to erase and ban any reference of God in public life is now appealing to Him for help.


62 posted on 02/03/2005 5:42:50 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Welsh Rabbit
that was taken from the DUmmie Husb2Sparkly's rant

I realized that but I needed to make my comment reversing his object of the "rant".

63 posted on 02/03/2005 5:46:33 AM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: PJ-Comix

There has got to be a way to get these guys on TV. I think the left would die out in a year, max.


64 posted on 02/03/2005 5:47:10 AM PST by SirLurkedalot (I'm back...with NEW and IMPROVED knuckle-dragging action.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Please add me to your ping list. thx


65 posted on 02/03/2005 5:47:59 AM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: PJ-Comix
I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

Me thinks you were broken mentally a long time ago.

66 posted on 02/03/2005 5:48:34 AM PST by moonpie57 (Fred Howell McMurray, Jr...The man on my POW bracelet)
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To: zip

Sorry, I was being a bit dense there ;-)


67 posted on 02/03/2005 5:48:39 AM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Enterprise
"How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?"

I was a trifle upset by this screed until I realized our DUmmy friend was probably a watching a recording of Clinton's performance at Ron Brown's funeral...

68 posted on 02/03/2005 5:50:16 AM PST by Exeter
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To: PJ-Comix
I've got to wonder how many of these DUmmies are my (soon to be ex-) neighbors.

BTW, if anyone is considering a move to Lansing, I have a four bedroom, 2 bath Victorian you might be interested in.

Great speech, Mr. President!

69 posted on 02/03/2005 5:51:18 AM PST by grellis (#47,569 11-29-00. See? I made it easy for ya!)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

No problem, been there, done that. lol


70 posted on 02/03/2005 5:52:05 AM PST by zip (Remember: DimocRat lies told often enough became truth to 48% of Americans)
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To: EllaMinnow

Who's on second...


71 posted on 02/03/2005 5:52:32 AM PST by pageonetoo (Rush didn't know he was breaking the law? I have a bridge to sell to sell you...)
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To: standupfortruth
Thank God this jackass is NOT the parent of a lost soldier, but then I suspect he never could be. He could never ever understand or comprehend what it is like to love and respect one's country so much to be willing to offer the ultimate sacrifice.

Substitue "one's country" for "one's kids" in this sentence. Betcha this guy doesn't have any kids.

72 posted on 02/03/2005 5:58:25 AM PST by pigsmith (and no, I don't either, but that's another story.)
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To: PJ-Comix; fastattacksailor; broadsword; Fred Nerks; jan in Colorado; ariamne; ...

For those of you on my PING list that don't get DUmmieFUnnies, you should,

I thought you might enjoy these comments about the SotU address.



Gee, I bet Husb2Sparkly had to find a good recipe to calm down, he belongs to the DUmmy "Cooking and Baking Group", probably 1001 ways to prepare TOFU:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=236
and his entries are:
1. A question for the espresso machine owners in the group
2. Sfogliatelle Ricce - The King of Italian Pastry
3.Il formaggio cotto ai ferri col pomodoro e la pancetta (thanks to Bearfan)
(Some with Pictures!)

You know, Fellow FReepers, I think we need to set up a "Cooking and Baking Group" to show we're more sensitive, but it needs to have more recipes for Carnivores!


73 posted on 02/03/2005 6:01:42 AM PST by Former Dodger (I thought ABORTION was murder and FUR was a Woman's right to choose.)
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To: EllaMinnow
Looks like husb2Sparkly missed the scene I knew would (ha!) warm DUmmie hearts everywhere - the friendly handshake between GWB and their favorite extraterrestrial, Dennis "The Kook" Kuchinich.

That handshake will give birth to at least 2 tin-foil hat theories before 5 PM today, guaranteed.

I couldn't sleep last night so I went browsing around DUmmieland. They didn't have a thread going at the time about Kucinich but there was one about Obama that was getting pretty rowdy. One DUmmie posted a thread asking if anyone else had seen Obama stop President Bush and speak with him. Evidently Obama also asked for President Bush's autograph and the DUmmies were off to the races! They were putting him down, calling him all sorts of names and saying they would no longer even consider supporting Obama even if they had previously thought Obama was their next, great hope. There were only a couple of DUmmies who were offering the excuse that maybe Obama was "star struck" since he's only been in office for a month.

Of course they have absolutely no use for Lieberman and were sickened when President Bush smooched him. After all, Lieberman has supported President Bush and the Iraqi war so the DUmmies consider him to be a traitor too.

74 posted on 02/03/2005 6:05:59 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns (It's painless to be a monthly donor!)
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To: Enterprise

He's a Wanksta'

Translation: Wanna be Gangster


75 posted on 02/03/2005 6:06:22 AM PST by snarkytart
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To: MindBender26

Maybe that's the problem, he states on the DUmmie "Cooking and Baking Group" that "Sparkly doesn't eat meat."
However, he has a great recipe for a Bacon, cheese and Tomato sandwich, that he calls:
"Il formaggio cotto ai ferri col pomodoro e la pancetta" (W/ Pics and everything!)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=236


76 posted on 02/03/2005 6:07:48 AM PST by Former Dodger (I thought ABORTION was murder and FUR was a Woman's right to choose.)
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To: Blue Jays
Hi All-

"...I [Husb2Sparkly] specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it..."


I think DUmmie Husb2Sparkly is not telling the whole truth about "replacing a faulty light fixture" in his breathless rant above. That is a euphemism for something else in his life. There is no way that swishy little poofter is handy around a home.

~ Blue Jays ~

77 posted on 02/03/2005 6:10:13 AM PST by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well my husband and I were reduced to tears for a bit watching this American family reach out the the Iraqi woman.

As I was it-And I have it taped- the Mother who reached out to the Iraqi woman and gave her a hug and the Iraqi woman who was already near tears as the family was announced, held on to that hug for quite a long time. And as a Mother of two boys,I know I would have done the same darn thing.

And the family and the Iraqi woman set a tone with that hug for the world to see and follow- so the crazy makers want to try and destroy it.

With all due respect ,today I am not laughing at the Dummies- they are pitiful, horrible and sick. I am troubled that such ignorance and rage occurs right here - and they are disguised as Americans.

Good thread PJ, as always. The truth is that these ego-maniacs on the left hate to be reminded that there are so many better people in this world then they,themselves, dare ever become.

They have no humility and that is why the will be losers over and over again.

78 posted on 02/03/2005 6:10:46 AM PST by Diva Betsy Ross (Just say no to the ACLU!)
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To: Blue Jays

>faulty light fixture"

His brain or his winkie?


79 posted on 02/03/2005 6:12:42 AM PST by MindBender26 (Having your own XM177 E2 means never having to say you are sorry......)
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

I've been saying that since 2000.

When you step back and look at the ideology (genetic selectivism, aka "abortion", oppressive classism, socialist gevernance) and the absolute fealty required to call one's self a democRAT (stay on the plantation) you can only categorize the modern democRAT party as

Fascist.


80 posted on 02/03/2005 6:15:47 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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