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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: jveritas

I am glad these liberal kooks are our opponents, they can never win, never.
God willing.


161 posted on 02/03/2005 9:52:03 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I only wish that the rest of the country could also see just how INSANE the Leftist Liberals are

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It's clear from at least the first poster on the DU thread you are referring to that there is much more at work here than simple political outrage. This appears to be deep-seated, unspecific rage, which is indeed a symptom of a personality disorder.

162 posted on 02/03/2005 9:57:51 AM PST by trisham
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To: Wormwood

yea,, his spin line is


AAAAAaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggggggggggggggg !!!!
lol


163 posted on 02/03/2005 10:00:19 AM PST by Prophet in the wilderness (PSALM 53 : 1 The ( FOOL ) hath said in his heart , There is no GOD .)
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To: EllaMinnow

When Bush kissed Lieberman after the SOTU, that sent the DUmmies into more spasms of rage (they called it the "Judas kiss".


164 posted on 02/03/2005 10:11:19 AM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: PJ-Comix
I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

THEY'RE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY--HEE-HEE-HA-HA-HO-HO!!!!


165 posted on 02/03/2005 10:18:44 AM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: imskylark
I was at DU and read a post that said that we are all talk and the Dems are the ones that actually join the military. He said he's a vet and hasn't met a service member that was Republican.

Three possibilities. 1.)He's lying about being in the military 2.)He's lying about his experience in the military 3.)He's actually one of us trolling.

166 posted on 02/03/2005 10:18:53 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: An Old Marine

4.)Is that why the military personnel voted overwhelmingly for President Bush?


167 posted on 02/03/2005 10:21:22 AM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: LUV W

"4.)Is that why the military personnel voted overwhelmingly for President Bush?"

I also read at DU that the military personnel voted overwhelmingly for Kerry. One of them was ranting about how much the military really hated Bush. They are extremely delusional.


168 posted on 02/03/2005 10:27:39 AM PST by imskylark
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To: imskylark
They are extremely delusional.

I don't think that they have ever actually checked a fact before starting in on their rants! They just start flailing around like a bunch of headless chickens--oh! That's what they ARE!

169 posted on 02/03/2005 10:32:12 AM PST by luvie ("THE ROAD OF PROVIDENCE IS UNEVEN AND UNPREDICTABLE-YET WE KNOW...IT LEADS TO FREEDOM!"GWB 2-2-05)
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To: CzarNicky

They keep claiming that their message didn't get out. "If only" people would understand their "message", people would shun the "evil" Republicans and flock to the Democratic Party, and all would be peace, joy, love, the birds would sing, yadayadayada.

They're in for a very rude awakening. Yoo hoo, DUmmies, we GOT your message. We just REJECTED it. We rejected it because it is INSANE and FLAT-OUT WRONG!!!!


170 posted on 02/03/2005 10:37:27 AM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: freedumb2003
I was thinking it would make a good anime character or even series on Adult Swim... ;)

This week on "Evil War Monkey King"!

Chimpus Khan continues his quest to annihilate the forces of General Marco and his Robot Rangers! Cadence moves closer to discovering the secret of the Elders of Blue! And Pauly takes his taxi license exam!
171 posted on 02/03/2005 10:41:21 AM PST by Starter ("Senator Frist every day wishes he had a forum like mine." - Harry Reid)
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To: Abathar

[The only people over there that can disagree with anything anyone else says or refute them are a select few with 1000+ posts.]

...and even THEY are regarded with suspicion when they post anything that's halfway intelligent.


172 posted on 02/03/2005 10:59:02 AM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: PJ-Comix
Notice how he took his wife’s name.

Can’t you just picture this guy? The graying ponytail, the tie-died t-shirt, the under-developed physique resulting from a lifelong disdain for athleticism, the pot belly from so many pot-induced munchie binges. Can’t you picture his wife-unit, Hashberry or whatever her name is? Her peasant blouse, her long paisley Earth-mother gypsy skirt, her limp unkempt hair, her long gaunt face in a permanent scowl of rage as she watches the speech. Can’t you just imagine all the self-righteous sophomoric leftist bumper stickers on the back of their Volvo?

173 posted on 02/03/2005 10:59:45 AM PST by freepy smurf (Yes, Santa Claus. There is a Virginia.)
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To: Enterprise

...and remember the DUmmie Suicide Hotline: 1-800-BUSH-WON.


174 posted on 02/03/2005 10:59:53 AM PST by Purrcival (George W. Bush IS my president (and he is the DUmmies' President, too))
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To: PJ-Comix

"Dummie Funnies book"

Great idea! I'd buy one.


175 posted on 02/03/2005 11:06:17 AM PST by mudblood
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To: Enterprise

Howard "Yeeaaargh" Dean is not gutsy enough...The"Deanie Babies" need to take a kool-aid and cookie break and then a nap.

Ward Churchill for DNC Chairman! Make them fly their TRUE COLOURS and FLY 'EM HIGH. Time is past due to yank the mask off of this slavering beast of questionable parentage.


176 posted on 02/03/2005 11:13:56 AM PST by AmericanArchConservative (Armour on, Lances high, Swords out, Bows drawn, Shields front ... Eagles UP!)
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To: PJ-Comix

That sums up the demoRat party . HATE ,, pure Hate.


177 posted on 02/03/2005 11:15:08 AM PST by Deetes
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To: LUV W
4.)Is that why the military personnel voted overwhelmingly for President Bush?
178 posted on 02/03/2005 11:15:26 AM PST by An Old Marine (Freedom isn't Free)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wish I were a computer genius who could figure out who/where Husb2Sparky is...I'd like to drop him/her/it and email.


179 posted on 02/03/2005 11:17:51 AM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: PJ-Comix
And now you know why I want a DUFU book published. So the GENERAL PUBLIC can see just how far gone the Democrats are.

Ever thought about CafePress.com? They publish books i believe.

180 posted on 02/03/2005 11:45:29 AM PST by smith288 ("Bravery is not a reaction to fear but the act of ignoring it from honor.")
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