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DUmmie FUnnies 02-03-05 (INSANE DUmmie RAGE At Bush SOTU Speech)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 3, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 02/03/2005 4:28:22 AM PST by PJ-Comix

The insane rage of the DUmmies sparked by last night’s State of the Union Address by President Bush will take your breath away as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, “My take on the crying mother of the Marine.” Little of the DUmmie ranting is actually about the mother of the marine since most of it is nothing but blind insane animalistic FURY directed at Bush. We lead off with the absolutely loco raging of DUmmie Husb2Sparkly followed by other hateful DUmmie commentary in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent, gasping for breath at the intense DUmmie hate, is in the [brackets]:

First, I admit to not really watching Chimpus Khan's State of the Reich blather. I specifically planned to replace a faulty light fixture tonight so I would not have to watch it. I knew Sparkly would want to cuz she likes to watch her enemies. Anyway, it was on and I came into the room just as the woman was crying and holding her husband. I did not hear who they were or why they were there. I found out only after the speech.

[You need to replace your faulty fixture in your brain, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Not only did you not hear who the woman and her husband were, you didn’t really care. You just wanted to coldly use them to segue into your HATE Bush rant. So continue with the ranting…]

If I had the tragic misfortune of having lost a child to this senseless and evil imperialism and saw that stage managed PR stunt - and that is ALL it was - I would be raging more than I am now.

[It is a bit hard to imagine how you could rage more than you are about to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly, so let ‘er rip…]

How DARE that mother f*cking, low life, c*ck s*cking, sh*t head, self involved, incurious, inflexible, moronic looking, simpleton asshole, simian appearing, sperm lottery winning, son of a warmonger warmonger, toady, dictatorial, reptilian, intellectual midget, f*ckwad, pissant, arrogant, snickering, emotionless, manipulative, dickhead, sh*t licking, slothful, avaricious, traitorous, lazy, bedwetter use the grief of a real person to further his agenda?

[WHEW! Don’t hold back, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. Continue with your spew.]

Were I the parent of a lost soldier I would be outraged beyond belief. He pulls that stunt for the pure PR value and we're supposed to think he cares about the troops as anything more than cannon fodder? We're supposed to think he cares about the troops or their families as people? he has NEVER gotten his sorry, warty ass to one - NOT F*CKING ONE - funeral of a fallen soldier.

[Methinks the President has been to many MORE military funerals (away from the cameras) than you ever thought of going to, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. But don’t this stop you from spitting out your venom. Continue...]

He is the most despicable person I can imagine, even looking back on world history. NO ONE is worse than he is. Not Hitler. Not Genghis Khan. Not Hannibal. Not Napoleon. No One. Not Lucifer himself.

[Worse than Pee Wee Herman even? Let us make sure your Hannibal Lecter face mask is firmly secure so you can continue with your blind rage…]

NO ONE IN ALL OF HISTORY is worse than this twit who has become the single most powerful and feared man on earth.

[Yes, yes. Worse than Saddam even. Now take another handful of Meds so you can continue screeching…]

How Dare He Use Those People?
He's a Bush.
That's how he dares.
The very *best* of that whole f*cking clan is pond scum. And they go down from there.
They've stolen our country. They've anally raped the world.
And that woman who cried on cue? How stupid must she be? To allow herself to be used.
Anger and amazement.

[Right now I’m feeling anger and amazement at how quickly you slammed that marine’s mother right on the heels of proclaiming false sympathy for her for your own political agenda of blindly hating Bush.]

God, please end this nightmare. PLEASE GOD. End it NOW. The world will not last for as long as this junta might remain in power.

[Well, we know your mind hasn’t lasted even this long, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly. And now let us watch as the other DUmmies cluck in sympathy with your highly acidic bile.]

I couldn't bring myself to watch either. Unlike you, I prefer to economize on adjectives and I, too, might run out of them if I had bothered to watch. Part of me wants to resist everything he does and part just wants to let him do it all and see how loved he is then. I do look forward to the day I can look at people who supported him and say, "I TOLD YOU SO."

[The Iraq elections came off smoothly and with much popular support---“I TOLD YOU SO.”]

tell us how you really feel!!....my sentiments exactly..thank you for saying what i have been screaming in my home..the tv is on borrowed time..any minute now the shoes are going through the screen!!

[DUmmie flyarm admitting to being as NUTTY as Dummie Husb2Sparkly. Perhaps they share the same Meds.]

Dandy rant!!! I'm proud of you. Wish I was as articulate.

[Try primal screaming and beating your head senselessly into a brick wall for practice so you can be as “articulate as DUmmie Husb2Sparkly.]

You should have listened to William Pitt. I did what he did. Turn the bastard off. Turn you back on the little simian.

[That probably won’t stop Pied Piper Pitt from eventually pontificating on the Bush SOTU speech. But then sheer ignorance has never stopped him before.]

I am so broken mentally by this regime that I have a hard time to get going on a good rant.

[Don’t worry, DUmmie Husb2Sparkly can pick up the slack.]

I couldn't watch the obscenity, & I'm pissed at the American people for not stopping this f*cking demon in a suit.

[Thus spaketh Dummie mopaul, a vile bile spewer of much reknown.]

I can't stand to be around anyone ...who doesn't think exactly like you. Anyone who does not see the utter corruption of the Bush corporate cabal is stupid beyond redemption.

[This message of tolerance was brought to you by DUmmie tabasco.]

Very appropriate description of the Evil War Monkey King!

[Isn’t that how the CBC up in Canada also describes Bush?]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bushhaters; demresponse; dummies; sotu
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

I figured you must be from someplace local if you knew of those little towns. In fact I was born at the old Albion hospital. I was delivered by Dr Keefer.


121 posted on 02/03/2005 7:06:10 AM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: An Old Marine

"Or at least any kids capable of being Marines."

I was at DU and read a post that said that we are all talk and the Dems are the ones that actually join the military. He said he's a vet and hasn't met a service member that was Republican.

I have met a few Dems in the military but they are few and far between.


122 posted on 02/03/2005 7:10:26 AM PST by imskylark
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To: Samwise
They probably use Speech to Text.
123 posted on 02/03/2005 7:10:45 AM PST by RetroWarrior ("We count it death to falter, not to die")
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To: grellis
I've got to wonder how many of these DUmmies are my (soon to be ex-) neighbors.

I think your ruined any chance of anyone on this list being interested in your house!! :)

124 posted on 02/03/2005 7:11:12 AM PST by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix

"Liberalism is a mental disorder." - Michael Savage


125 posted on 02/03/2005 7:13:01 AM PST by Nowhere Man (We have enough youth, how about a Fountain of Smart?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well bless their hearts.

I do feel sorry for them,
Honest.

Ok,
For about 2 seconds ;)


126 posted on 02/03/2005 7:14:40 AM PST by najida (TO A GOOD HOME: Cute, male baby chinchilla. Please send references and criminal background check.)
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To: Former Dodger; carlo3b; christie
You know, Fellow FReepers, I think we need to set up a "Cooking and Baking Group" to show we're more sensitive, but it needs to have more recipes for Carnivores!

HA! We've had a "Cooking and Baking Group" here at FR for years! We even have our own cookbook...The Clinton Legacy Cookbook.

127 posted on 02/03/2005 7:18:41 AM PST by jellybean (Free Ol' Crusty!)
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To: jellybean

Thanks for the info, I wasn't aware.

I can't wait to start using it!


128 posted on 02/03/2005 7:22:07 AM PST by Former Dodger (I thought ABORTION was murder and FUR was a Woman's right to choose.)
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To: The Right Stuff
"They are living a great moment in history and they don't even realize it"
 
Ya know what is really going to chap their hides don't ya. When George w. is put in to the class of one of the greatest Presidents we have ever had. At least in the last 100 years. They'll be jumpin off bridges.

129 posted on 02/03/2005 7:23:23 AM PST by Allosaurs_r_us (Idaho Carnivores for Conservatism)
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To: cripplecreek

Got my Sheldon Memorial Hospital birth certificate too. Alice Campbell (God rest her soul), attending.


130 posted on 02/03/2005 7:32:56 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: jellybean

Really, without looking, does it consist of 101 ways to warm your frankfurter?


131 posted on 02/03/2005 7:34:40 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: rdb3
"These folx are totally unhinged. I don't believe that these are just far-left kooks, either. I believe that this is just a snapshot of the entire Democrat Party."

Leftists are currently making a tactical mistake not made by militaries since the days of Manheim versus Molotov: when beaten, they are failing to retreat.

You can't regroup and you can't win later on if you don't first retreat from a battlefield loss. Yet the Dems, in their blind rage, insist on fighting *every* battle, as well as fighting for every inch of ground.

They criticize President Bush's SoTU speech, criticize his *concept* of saving Social Security, attack his War on Terrorism, oppose his school choice vouchers, oppose his Defense of Marriage Amendment, oppose his tax cuts, oppose his spending cuts, etc...

...They are retreating from none of those fights even though by fighting them all, they insure that they will lose them all. Such is what we know from the history of conflict; you have to be willing to concede ground when beaten if you ever want to win again in the future.

132 posted on 02/03/2005 7:39:15 AM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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To: cripplecreek

Holy moly...now that's a lot of bacon!! Where in the heck did you live? And what do the hogs eat...people? Daaaamn.


133 posted on 02/03/2005 7:41:06 AM PST by Dooderbutt
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To: PJ-Comix

Holy Hissyfit, Batman!


134 posted on 02/03/2005 7:42:15 AM PST by Angry Enough
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To: backinthefold

No they are too angry and hate-filled to have been indulging in the bong unless maybe it was filled with crack, crank or meth.


135 posted on 02/03/2005 7:50:34 AM PST by justshutupandtakeit (Public Enemy #1, the RATmedia.)
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To: kevkrom
"Evil War Monkey King"
That'd make a GREAT FR screenname...

(daveberry) Or an excellent name for a rock band (/daveberry)

I was thinking it would make a good anime character or even series on Adult Swim... ;)

136 posted on 02/03/2005 7:52:02 AM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: pageonetoo
What.

( Idunno is on third, in case you were wondering about that as well.)

137 posted on 02/03/2005 7:52:15 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: grellis
Your not going to sell such a large house, are you?

With the homeless crisis and all (it's Bush's fault, you know?)--why not donate it to become a homeless shelter so that 6 or 8 needy families could move right in.

I'm sure your liberal neighbors would rush to support you in this.

138 posted on 02/03/2005 7:58:31 AM PST by San Jacinto
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To: Nataku X

Hell, that would make a great band name, too LOL...


YOu want the best? You got the best! Evil War Monkey King! Woooooooo!


139 posted on 02/03/2005 7:58:50 AM PST by Chad Fairbanks (I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass)
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To: rdb3

Agreed. The Democrat party is now controlled by the kooks and no one can stop them.


140 posted on 02/03/2005 7:59:03 AM PST by jveritas
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