DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Captain Pike was an idiot")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet]

Here's a cute one. What an idiot. The topic being discussed is the troops that had to shoot into a car because it wouldn't stop at a checkpoint:

Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Fri Jan-21-05 06:41 PM Response to Reply #15

17. If they were good enough sharpshooters to target and hit the driver

couldn't they have shot out the tires or something to stop the car?

She has to be blonde. She just has to be.

[TexasTransplant]

I could not have wrote it any better myself,

[luvie]

It is the only real world they have! When you live in a basement in front of a computer spewing out hate, I guess 30-year old TV shows are as real as it gets for the DUmmies!

[Flux Capacitor]

At DU, they're ALL blonde.

-Dan

[Flux Capacitor]

Oh, HELL yeah. :)

-Dan

[phoenix0468]

Yeah that's cause Spock finally got some, and the show only lasted for four more seasons. Therefore they didn't get to his next sexual frustration trip.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Check out this new Zot graphic that Dallas59 did!!

[phoenix0468]

Wow, I wish I could shove an episode of Star Trek up a DUmmies ass like that. Of course my idea would be just shove the T.V. up it while it's showing the episode. It would be a lot more painful and memorable to the DUmmie.

[Dallas59]

[Darkwolf377]

I'm serious, I find the widespread Star Trek love among libbies really distressing. Whenever I talk with some college-educated lib, at some point there is a Star Trek reference and I realize they're not all that smart, they just speak in a sophisticated manner. Believe me I'm no anti-intellectual, but the left seems populated by pseudo-intellectuals.

They're like Woody Allen--just because he makes references to great works of art in his movies, that doesn't make his movies great art. Libs can reference all sorts of thinkers, yet at heart they wish they were flying around with the Enterprise gang.

[RandallFlagg]

And now for something to drive the reality stake back into their hearts...













....or whatever pumps in their sagging chests.

[Budge]

Y'all mean Star Trek wuzn't real? It wuz all made up?

Yuh done broke muh ol' heart with thet nuz!

[roaddog727]

"The whole point of that episode was that humans crave freedom above all else,even a "hottie".In light of the Presidents speech yesterday how very appropriate.
No surprise the DUmmies think it is about sex."

And there we have it. Billy Clintoon - The epitome of the DUmmie's captured in the above thread..

[cgbg]

pelosians weird looking

rofl.

Pelosi, Hillary, Boxer just keep reminding me of the Wicked Witch of the West in the Wizard of Oz.

"Come, my little dearie, you will just love socialism."

Every time I see them I keep expecting them to start melting, melting.....

[Tijeras_Slim]

Typical hippies...

Why do your duty when there's limitless booty?

[cgbg]

Two great lines from Woody Allen movies that have always stayed with me:

A Russian holds up a piece of turf in his hand: "This is my land! This is my land!" (from "Love and Death")

and one line any Freeper should love, "They merged Commentary and Dissent and created Dysentery". (from "Annie Hall")

[Budge]

PJ, did you happen to catch the post(s) about the 100+ year-old toilets being sifted through in Australia yesterday?

The Aussies call them "long drops" or (my favorite) "Dunnies!"

Fits perfectly with "DUmmie FUnnies!"

[Budge]

Sorry, I forgot the link.

[MeekOneGOP]

hahahaaaa!

UNNNNNNNNNG!

[Oztrich Boy]

And I have accepted Jeffrey Hunter in my heart as the ONE TRUE HOLLYWOOD Jesus.]

Huh? What about Jim Caviezel?

Robert Elfstrom: accept no substitutes.