DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Captain Pike was an idiot")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

And you can Beam Up to the DUmmie FUnnies simply by asking to be placed on the PING List.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[dakine]

3rd...

[RandallFlagg]

OOhh, boy.

The Captain has left the bridge.

[franksolich]

I salute you, sir; not the usual politics, but the usual craftsmanship and wit we have come to expect.

[Nataku X]

Funny, I thought the DUmmies would've loved Prime Directive Picard.

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #573.

[Dallas59]

Poor Vina....

Captain Pike was an idiot. Here he is, on a planet with a woman who is HOT HOT HOT!, and is hot in many different forms, and yet he insists on getting back to the Enterprise. And yeah, Vina, in real life, is a horribly deformed yucko; but the Talosians can make her into anything! And what they make her into is HOT HOT HOT!

[PJ-Comix]

I read a Star Trek autobiography by the actress who played the part of Uhura. She mentioned that William Shatner came to her to get info for his own Star Trek book and remembered how chummy the actors used to be. The Uhura actress contradicted Shatner and told Shatner that everyone HATED him.

[carlr]

Very astute of you PJ.
The whole point of that episode was that humans crave freedom above all else,even a "hottie".In light of the Presidents speech yesterday how very appropriate.

No surprise the DUmmies think it is about sex.

[Poohbah]

Jeffrey Hunter was in King of Kings.

[PJ-Comix]

I remember there was one Star Trek actress (I think only on one or two episodes) who ended up as a HARD CORE porno actress.

[RandallFlagg]

Hey, DU'ers....




Suck it down, baby!

[Dallas59]

Exactly. Pike wanted out no matter how benevolent his surroundings were. He wanted freedom. Poor Vina.

[Dallas59]

Well....when you get down to Earth...

[Wampus SC]

I figured it out! It's the Talosians' fault!

You know those DUmmies who say Kerry is the real president? Wellll...... they don't know it, but they're caught in the middle of a fiendish Talosian virtual reality experiment!

[Poohbah]

I remember there was one Star Trek actress (I think only on one or two episodes) who ended up as a HARD CORE porno actress.

Angelique Pettyjohn. She did tours of Star Trek conventions and that question ALWAYS came up.

[An Old Marine]

Why go back to the Enterprise, when you can be with that hottie.

While I understand that this conversation was meant to be frivolous and funny it still is revealing. These guys have no concept of responsibility, duty, or honor. They would be more concerned with sexual bliss than the fact that Pike was the Captain of a warship.

But then what do you expect from a crowd of ancient hippies and their stoned out progeny.

[Dallas59]

Talosians......Democrats in disguise...

[Wampus SC]

"Funny, I thought the DUmmies would've loved Prime Directive Picard."

Nah... DUmmies like Wesley Crusher and Ensign Ro.