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DUmmie FUnnies 01-21-05 ("Captain Pike was an idiot")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 21, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/21/2005 6:01:58 PM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich
Hey, we got old washed up farts here too......ME!! And I've never called anyone a hottie. A cool cat, maybe, but never a hottie! LOL
41 posted on 01/21/2005 6:52:38 PM PST by CAluvdubya (From the RED part of California)
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To: Flux Capacitor

Great analysis, sir; that was what I was getting out of it (I never paid much attention to television)--some sort of story with a moral to the effect that we should do what we have to do, rather than what we wish to do, or like to do.


42 posted on 01/21/2005 6:53:20 PM PST by franksolich (always unflappably and unfailingly polite--I can't help being myself)
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To: CAluvdubya

<<never seen any washed up old farts here.

Maybe perhaps possibly not young, or maybe perhaps possibly not redolent of pleasant perfume, but definitely not "washed up."

The difference between a FReeper and a DUmmie is that a FReeper is an optimist, a person full of hope, while a DUmmie wallows in his own swill of regret that his "time" passed more than 30 years ago, and he is rapidly becoming extinct.


43 posted on 01/21/2005 6:57:06 PM PST by franksolich (always unflappably and unfailingly polite--I can't help being myself)
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To: PJ-Comix

----Of course, any crew member joining us in this adventure named Ensign Smith is sure to DIE so you might as well start building his casket now.----

Whoops! There he goes!


44 posted on 01/21/2005 6:59:46 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix

"that heathen furriner, Max Von Sydow.]"

Played evil Brewmeister Schmidt in the funniest of all movies, Strange Brew!


45 posted on 01/21/2005 7:04:41 PM PST by Poser (Joining Belly Girl in the Pajamahadeen)
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To: Flux Capacitor

It ALWAYS happened. Kirk, Spock, Bones, and an Ensign Smith would beam down to a hostile planet. Guess which one ALWAYS got killed?


46 posted on 01/21/2005 7:05:51 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: An Old Marine

----While I understand that this conversation was meant to be frivolous and funny it still is revealing. These guys have no concept of responsibility, duty, or honor.----

Man, no kidding. The themes of responsibility, duty, and honor, the question of "what maketh a man?", were at the very core of "The Cage", and yet the only thing these snickering jackasses get out of the episode is "man, I'd abandon my ship and crew to get some from the hot chick on Talos!" Not coincidentally, this notion of pursuing personal gain at the expense of the people one has served with exactly sums up John Kerry's career.

-Dan

47 posted on 01/21/2005 7:10:42 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Although Spock only had sex once every seven years, he was also an extreme voyeur. . . .]

.STAR TREK
VOYEUR

48 posted on 01/21/2005 7:11:06 PM PST by Charles Henrickson ("Fascinating.")
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To: PJ-Comix

While I don't know if it was "hardcore" Dyanne Thorne, who was in the episode "Piece of the action" ,appeared in the Illsa She Wolf of the SS series of films.

The reason I don't know if it is "hardcore" is becaue I never seen it...really, I didn't! I PROMISE!!!!


49 posted on 01/21/2005 7:15:58 PM PST by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: Dallas59
get jiggy with Vina...


50 posted on 01/21/2005 7:16:38 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hollywood and Vina.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Also Spock, while serving under Pike, seemed to have an ATTITUDE problem.

He also had emotions.Remember the scene when the landing party is exploring the area before they find the "survivors".There is a plant that chimes like bells when you touch it,Spock looks at it and smiles.

51 posted on 01/21/2005 7:16:54 PM PST by carlr
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To: cripplecreek
Inane? INANE!!??!?! Did you just call Star Trek INANE!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!
52 posted on 01/21/2005 7:17:06 PM PST by escapefromboston (manny ortez: mvp)
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To: Dallas59
Pelosians can be kinda weird-looking, too:


53 posted on 01/21/2005 7:20:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The place is pelousi with 'em. . .)
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To: PJ-Comix

----Was it my imagination or were there two types of Talosian voices? Sometimes the voices sounded normal and sometimes they were high pitch.----

Yeah, that was because Malachi Throne, the guy who did the voice of the head Talosian, came back later in the series to guest in "The Menagerie", which of course repackaged "The Cage".... so they had to go back and re-re-dub the Talosian's voice to avoid confusion. Later on, the original color print of "The Cage" was lost, so they reconstructed the episode using the color footage from "The Menagerie" sandwiched together with the footage from Roddenberry's original black-and-white workprint of "The Cage". So what you ended up with was the Talosian's voice changing back and forth in the reconstructed "The Cage".

----Also Spock, while serving under Pike, seemed to have an ATTITUDE problem. Very unlike the calm Spock who served under Kirk.----

Spock WAS pretty freewheeling during the Pike years.

-Dan

54 posted on 01/21/2005 7:21:02 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (HOWARD THE DUCK in 2008)
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To: PJ-Comix

"Captain?"
"DUmmies, Spock, the DUmmies! Logged -on to -their site. My eyes - my- eyes! Spock, I'm- blind!"
55 posted on 01/21/2005 7:24:35 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: franksolich

"I bet most of these are old washed-up farts."
===
There you go again with the old farts...or was it me talking to you yesterday, asking you not to call me an old fart, until you knew me better......?

Tee hee, franksolich! ;-)


56 posted on 01/21/2005 7:26:05 PM PST by JLO
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To: Poser

I thought I was the only person in the world that remembers that movie.


57 posted on 01/21/2005 7:26:34 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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To: JLO

Madam, I would never call a lady an "old fart," even if she were a DUmmie; it goes against the grain.


58 posted on 01/21/2005 7:27:31 PM PST by franksolich (always unflappably and unfailingly polite--I can't help being myself)
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To: PJ-Comix
Jeffrey Hunter died so they had to find a new Captain when the series was picked up. Enter William Shatner. In order to use Hunters work, they came up with The Menagerie. The guy in the chair wasn't Hunter.

Too bad the DUmmies don't understand what keeping faith means. It's why Pike returned to the Enterprise. But then, they backed Kerry and loved him.....and he didn't understand either.

59 posted on 01/21/2005 7:28:48 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (Slippery, Slicktey, Slidey, Bumpus.....SNOW!)
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To: Roscoe Karns

"They're DUmmies Jim."


60 posted on 01/21/2005 7:29:59 PM PST by cripplecreek (they call me tater.)
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