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DUmmies FUnnies 01-06-05 (DUmmies Turn On Kerry For "Betrayal")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 6, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/06/2005 6:07:23 AM PST by PJ-Comix

John Kerry, while visiting the troops in Iraq, stated yesterday that he would NOT be joining Congressional Democrats in any protest of the Ohio election results today. Actually, how could he since he is in Iraq. The DUmmies should have known this but are now acting surprised at this Kerry statement. Of course, much DUmmie wrath is now directed against Kerry as we can see in this THREAD titled, “NYT: Election Results to Be Certified, With Little Fuss From Kerry.” So now if Barbara Boxer or any other Senate Democrat joins with the handful Congressional loonies in protesting the results, it will be done WITHOUT the support of Kerry. The only result of any senator protesting the results will be to make himself or herself further marginalized. Of course, this doesn’t bother the DUmmies. They are just ENRAGED at this “betrayal” by Kerry. Let us commence with the New York Times story about Kerry’s comment followed by the ANGRY DUmmie reaction in Bolshevik Red. The commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

WASHINGTON, Jan. 5 - The day before a joint session of Congress to certify the results of the 2004 presidential election, Senator John Kerry said Wednesday that he would not participate in a possible protest by Democrats who are challenging President Bush's victory in Ohio.

"While I am deeply concerned about the issues being highlighted by my colleagues in Congress and citizens across the country and support their efforts to highlight the need to ensure voting rights," Mr. Kerry said in a statement, "I will not be joining their protest of the Ohio electors."

Senator Kerry, who is traveling in the Middle East, does not plan to be in Washington on Thursday for the formal tally of the Electoral College results, the official constitutional ending to the 2004 presidential race.

[Put on your asbestos suits! Prepare for the heat blast from the mighty DUmmie flames!]

I supported Kerry, gave more than any other election but feel betrayed that he quickly threw in the towel after giving all the speeches about making sure every vote was counted. Never again will I go along with the spineless democrats that only follow the right wing corporate controlled media.

[Scorching! Simply scorching!]

How could anyone still be a Kerry fan? Really...what a wimp! And you are right Mike, people did invest A LOT in him that he won't invest back in the people by supporting the voting reform..I can't believe I voted for this loser. Never again will I support this party, they are capitalist pigs also and getting worse every year!

[Your Socialist Workers Party card is in the mail.]

I feel like either he's been bought or threatened or he's planning to run again in 08. Wow. If he thinks dems will forgive this, he's delusional.

[As delusional as DUmmie “I Believe” Doohickie?]

Or he is the coward his critics said he was. Perhaps it was true that Kerry turned his swift boat away from the line of fire, until he realized there was no ambush and turned around.

[So maybe the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth were…..RIGHT???]

I have to agree that Kerry has to be certifiably insane if he thinks that he'll be supported again.

[If Kerry is certifiably insane wouldn’t that make him at least an honorary DUmmie?]

How this for a slogan..."F*ck Kerry in '08!"

[Catchy. I like it!]

Anyone who knows me on this board knows that I was a diehard and committed Kerry supporter - took the Pachababies on the road to 3 swing states for him - donated maximum amount to him and $10K to the DNC - raised money for the GELAC fund (over $30K). I stood on the night before election 15 ft behind the stage in Cleveland, Ohio after listening to Bruce Springsteen dedicate "No Surrender" and Kerry speak about how they were going to fight....If this is his "fight" then, I guess I was really wrong....there I said it...and I thought I was going to have to wait till tommorrow to see if he had some backbone....I'm sick to my stomach right now....

[Look at the bright side---You got to see a FREE Springsteen concert.]

If you know my posts, you know I'm a loyal Kerry supporter...I just don't even know what to say right now...I also go with my intuition and I will say that for the first time ever, my feelings of Kerry were negative...Unless someone can point out how this is some "brilliant" strategy, I don't see this as a sign of his "worthiness" at all...

[It IS a brilliant strategy. Everything is happening as was planned over a year ago by the Kerry team. Don’t worry. The pieces will fall into place resulting in the Kerry inauguration on Jan. 20. If you have any doubt, just go to one of DUmmie Doohickie’s “I Believe” threads for encouragement.]

I hung on to the "brilliant strategy" hope for as long as I could also.

[Did you also send a big wad of cash to Bev Harris? Do you also believe in the Great Pumpkin? Just curious.]

John Kerry is now old news, as far as I'm concerned. I will never put my trust in him again. I can't even imagine how the minorities who had their right to vote STOLEN feel about this. They not only are not going to trust Kerry, they are freaking not going to trust the whole Democratic Party unless enough other Democrats work hard enough to turn this around and expose the fraud and impeach the jerk violating the White House. I'm from Massachusetts, and that means I'm going to continue seeing Kerry's face a lot whatever. That prospect makes me even sicker.

[Seeing Kerry’s face would make me sick too. Frankly, I think Seabiscuit is a lot cuter.]

I seriously feel I/we were duped....I am absolutely stunned right now....Don't even get me started on the GELAC fund...I gave serious cash and threw "Party's" to raise lots of money....and for what? All I ever heard about were "we have 10's of thousands of lawyers on call" "Jet planes fueled and ready to go" "No surrender" "We are expecting problems, in particular in Ohio and we are ready" etc. etc. And what do we get? A guy who in less than 24 hours "concedes"....then this? I'm so upset right now, I can't stand it....Even though I believe he won, if he isn't going to stand up and fight for us and the Presidency, then he never deserved it and never will....I am so mad right now I can't stand it...

[Don’t despair. Dr. Buddy Rydell is on the way right now to make a house call to help you in your Anger Management program.]

What a piece of shit he is. A publicity hound - as if he's a leader now in the senate. I unsubscribed from his e mails. And I agreee, it was a vote against the fascists, not for him, and I also worked my ass off and donated more than I ever have....Notice Edwards doesn't have a thing to do with him. I think he took Edwards in too, that Edwards believed he was going to fight and then sent Edwards out to the public to tell that he wasn't going to. I wouldn't support the democratic party for anything anymore. We need a new viable party.

[Psst! Socialist Workers Party. And their band plays a really great rendition of The Internationale.]

He's not a wimp. He is a member of the power structure. He did not and will not do anything to threaten his position. He IS wealth and is married to wealth. That puts him in the power elite. Do you think he will do anything to go against his fellow power brokers? He did not during the campaign and will not now. We cannot depend on *any* of the leaders of the democratic party. It is DEAD as far as I'm concerned. It cares nothing about us, the working people of the country, or the world. We need entirely new leadership from the grassroots up. I think we will not get it from the party as presently constituted. In my experience, even the democratic executive committees are part of the power structure. The party might as well merge with the republicans. It would be more honest and give us a chance to form a new true democratic party.

[Arise ye workers from your slumbers
Arise ye prisoners of want
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Away with all your superstitions
Servile masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old tradition
And spurn the dust to win the prize.]

The democratic party is no longer my party; Iwill join the Green party and will hope that that a lot of us will make the leap out of the democratic party to the Green. Yes lets start to build our own party with the Green party.

[The Greens aka the Watermelon Pary. Green on the outside but Red inside.]

I watched Kerry speak many times. I was always baffled as to how he never talked to people.

[The peasants are revolting! They STINK on ice!]


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KEYWORDS: dummies; johnkerry; kerrydefeat
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To: Sally'sConcerns
Um, maybe because the scales of wackism might fall from their eyes?

No chance. That would mean they would have to take responsibility for there own actions and admit they have a flawed philosophy. With them it is alway someone else's fault or a conspiracy committed against them. I would much rather see them leave the Democratic and start or join a radical left wing party....wait what am I saying. That would mean the DUFU would loose all of it's material. That would leave me in as much despair as the DUmmies are in now. PJ please disregard the previous statement.

61 posted on 01/06/2005 8:32:10 AM PST by horizondb
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To: ChefKeith

200.00 I think.


62 posted on 01/06/2005 8:32:12 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: socialismisinsidious

I bet the Democrat party will be glad to see them go and since the democrats will take anything, the Dummies have got to be a real pain in the a$$ of the democrat party.


63 posted on 01/06/2005 8:37:23 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: wasp69

Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!


64 posted on 01/06/2005 8:38:16 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: ChefKeith

Bake Sales?

Sitting outside the local supermarket with a kettle?


65 posted on 01/06/2005 8:39:08 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: speed_addiction
In a roundabout way, the DUmmies are authenticating and endorsing the Swiftboat Vets with this thread. It will really turn their stomache when it finally dawns on them.

You mean in a few years, when it finally dawns on them...?

66 posted on 01/06/2005 8:40:01 AM PST by Dashing Dasher (Because I fly, I envy no (wo)man on earth. - Anon)
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To: NRA1995

A moose bit them.


67 posted on 01/06/2005 8:40:15 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: highlander_UW
I hope someone keeps the sharp implements out of their hands...they're going to be even more despondent then they are now.

NOt just sharp implements, some people will try anything. There was a brief therad yesterday about some poor soul who tried to commit suicide with a chain saw. (he failed)

68 posted on 01/06/2005 8:51:44 AM PST by not_apathetic_anymore
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To: PJ-Comix

They do seem to be making all sorts of interesting discoveries today in Dummieland:

Webster Green Donating member (1000+ posts) Thu Jan-06-05 12:28 PM
Original message
Watching Boxer and I can't stop crying.....



I'm a wuss!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=203x248029

True. True.


69 posted on 01/06/2005 9:37:19 AM PST by jswill
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To: PJ-Comix
They're all admitting the anti-Kerry folks were correct, but of course they can't say that.

But more importantly--does anyone doubt for one second that these same idiots would be posting "I now support Kerry against the fascist republicans" if he becomes the nominee again? (He won't of course so we'll never know.)

That they don't see that by their own admission they are retroactively agreeing with the SBVFTruth is a big smile.

70 posted on 01/06/2005 9:43:41 AM PST by Darkwolf377 (Annoying wussies since 1965)
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To: PJ-Comix

Would you put me on your PING list, please?


71 posted on 01/06/2005 9:45:42 AM PST by rwrcpa1 (April 15. Let's make it just another day.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have been thinking about the DU insanity over the election for some time and think I have come to a conclusion. Y'all are welcome to call me a loon if you wish. It seems that Democrat activists are either knowingly or unknowingly trying to redefine the scope of an election by adding an extra step in the process -- the automatic recount and fudging of the results. We have seen this not only in the past two Presidential elections, but in local and state elections too.

No longer will the result of an election be good enough for our misguided and out of touch brethren from the left. They have watched themselves lose power over the past ten years and only recently have enough of them come to terms with the fact that they can no longer count on the old machine to work for them. Americans are becoming more involved and educated about their representatives. We are watching, and the left is in total confusion about how to convince the country to follow their ideas. Put a lot of these people together and you have DU, a place to either watch or participate in daily mass conniptions in which "facts" are invented and fantasy becomes reality.

They are not winning elections fairly so they are trying to set a precedent which they can in the future, use to manipulate the final vote. They see the system as the problem, that the election process is corrupt, and the people are simply too stupid to see the greatness of their plan. Once they change the system, they can start their new machine and once again, rise to power in government. But this plan, like many, are ultimately doomed to fail.

There are many more out there than just those folks over at DU. Read the letters sent into any newspaper in the country. The left has become unhinged, and their ramblings get weirder and weirder with each passing day.

Kind of fun to watch, isn't it?

72 posted on 01/06/2005 9:48:50 AM PST by SaveTheChief (There are 10 types of people -- those who understand binary, and those who don't.)
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To: SaveTheChief

It is fun to watch, but what it is disturbing is that you are probably right about their motive. If you can't win, destroy the legitimacy of our democracy. Very dangerous stuff.


73 posted on 01/06/2005 9:50:56 AM PST by jswill
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To: Flux Capacitor

Oh...my...God! That's one hysterically funny post. ROFL!!


74 posted on 01/06/2005 9:54:07 AM PST by lonevoice (Vast Right Wing Pajama Party)
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To: maryz
He was just a placeholder for their adolescent hero-worship

I have seen women over there who actually have said that sKerry is GOOD-LOOKING! *yech* That is some serious self-hypnosis when you not only convince yourself that your candidate is NOT a liar, NOT a gigolo, NOT a do-nothing, NOT an effete snob, but to convince yourself that Mr. Ed is ATTACTIVE?

Serious drugs.

75 posted on 01/06/2005 10:09:54 AM PST by freedumb2003 (My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL! Good an explanation as any, I guess!


76 posted on 01/06/2005 10:16:44 AM PST by maryz
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To: freedumb2003

Well, I can't bring myself to go to the DUmpster, but what are they saying about the idiots Boxer and Tubbs, who just challenged the voting in Ohio?


77 posted on 01/06/2005 10:39:40 AM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: LUV W

Haaahaaa! Rush just called the DUmmies a "kook left-wing website" on air!!!!


78 posted on 01/06/2005 10:40:59 AM PST by luvie (Notice the DUM's don't talk about 3rd-term presidencies since November 2nd--hmmmm??!!)
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To: LUV W

They want to erect a statue. You can imagine the vile epithets they are throwing on the conesrvatives.

The Peaceful Left even has a thread entitled "Just when I thought I couldn't hate anymore. I heard Deborah Pryce"

Hate is pretty much their stock in trade over there.

But it is soooooo fun watching them get all excited. Tonite will be a Schadenfreude orgy!


79 posted on 01/06/2005 10:51:04 AM PST by freedumb2003 (My DU name is Bunny Planet and I don't care who knows it! Everyone reveal yours!)
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To: NRA1995

He probably doesn't know the difference from "stuned" and stoned!


80 posted on 01/06/2005 10:57:47 AM PST by westmichman (Pray for global warming. (Thank G-D for the red states))
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