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DUmmie FUnnies 12-28-04 PM Edition ("Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 28, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/28/2004 6:00:56 PM PST by PJ-Comix

A few of the DUmmie Lemmings, following the tunes played by Pied Piper Pitt on his flute, have suddenly discovered that it is playing a sour note. Despite the promises that SOMETHING WONDERFUL would happen this week with Kerry’s signature placed on an obscure legal paper filed in Ohio by the Greens and Libertarians, NOTHING has happened. What little coverage this has gotten on the media was on Keith Olbermann’s show and he only mentioned it to discredit its importance. So now some DUmmies are realizing that, much to their surprise, Kerry WON’T be inaugurated this January. You can read the DUmmie anger directed at Kerry in this THREAD titled, “Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT.” We lead off this thread with a RANT against Kerry by DUmmie HeyManThatsCool. As usual the DUmmie rantings are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

Forget Kerry... He's forgotten us- RANT. In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck. I worked my ass off for the Kerry Edwards campaign, contributed tons of $, and contributed to the GELAC fund. I feel like my contributions (and millions of others) were all for naught... because Kerry has no FIGHT in him…

[I disagree with your description of Kerry as a two faced shmuck. I would describe him as a horse faced shmuck.]

I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!! He cant even get in on the election fraud problems right. He's all over the friggin place. What's with that? I dont think he's fighting at all FOR US.. I think he is covering his own ass so that he can run again in 2008. Fat chance that I'll support that. Fool me once.....

[Can I assume that you won’t be attending the vigil in front of Kerry’s townhouse?]

And yes- I DO feel like a dam fool for being so supportive. I was out there on the front lines every single day. I've been telling everyone I know about the voter fraud issue. And wheres Kerry? No clue. Seems like only the Greens & Indys are standing up…

[Where’s Kerry? Have you checked the snow boarding slopes of Aspen?]

I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008. Someone who isn't soley interested in being big man on campus. Someone who doesn't view everything through a PR view finder. Someone who doesn't walk away from a fight- and a necessary one at that- because they dont want to f up their chances of future presidential runs…

[Hillary?]

If no Dem comes up in 08 that rings true I guess I have a few choices... Green, Independent--- or just not bothering to vote at all. Obviously all votes AREN'T created equal.. and aren't counted that way. And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.

[Maxine Waters---Rumored to have cracked a smile in 1974.]

If he had any "fight" in him... where is he? Why is he ignoring all of this?

[Because he is busy snuggling up with Teresa, his Love Bunny.]

I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle. If he stands for democracy then I will coninue my support. If he fails to do so then I am through with him as a national candidate and also through with the Democratic party as well.

[Goodbye Democrats. Hello Socialist Workers Party.]

Even the staunchest Kerr y supporters will let loose a flood of rage IF Kerry and the rest of the Dem party doesn't stand and fight on Jan. 6th! Kerry has NO CHANCE of winning anyones vote of confidence EVER again if he does not stand up for democracy. Keep in mind though, we should feel the same about EVERY Democratic Senator and Representative who does not do his/her duty on Jan. 6th! I still have some hope left in me that he will do his duty. He has always liked doing the dirty work behind the scenes. These are the thoughts I have included to EVERY Senator I have written or emailed since this mess began. I think many others are doing the same. America is a hugely populated country. Even if the "nutcases" like us only amount to 20% of the population, that is a HUGE number of people. The Dems can't possibly think that if this many people can believe election fraud occurred, in such a short period of time, with virtually NO media coverage whatsoever, this movement will not continue to grow to proportions enormous enough to cause a serious crisis in this country.

[A great moment of self-realization there when you described you and your cohorts as “nutcases.”]

It's almost as if Kerry is just doing enough to make those of us who feel there were legitimate result-changing problems think he's actually doing something when, in reality, there isn't a whole lot you can point to that shows Kerry is helping our cause.

[So when did you finally wake up from your coma?]

He didn't attempt to "preserve the crime scene." He didn't ask to confirm the accuracy of voting machines that produced multiple voter complaints on public records. He didn't establish a vigilant presence in the continuation of the vote count. He says nothing while Blackwell makes a sham out of the Democratic process with blatant criminal behavior. He didn't establish and re-establish his expectations about the process of counting (and Recounting) the votes. He didn't talk about the vote suppression and the long lines that were factually based. He hasn't responded to new information about voting problems since his premature concession.

[Maybe Kerry should have surrounded the state of Ohio with a yellow police tape. Or is that Chrysto’s shtick?]

All of you- think for a minute! Go back to Nov 2. Remember the feeling of that day! The momentum. The positivity. The upward shift. Kerry was even writing his acceptance speech. People were ebullient! And then..... the bottom fell out. It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.

[You forgot to mention that the DUmmies were gloating.]

I cried when Kerry conceded. I was depressed and upset and disgusted by *s so called "mandate". I was happy and excited to get a glimmer of hope upon finding out about the election fraud. And ecstatic in the realization that there was a distinct possibility that Kerry would claim victory after all. The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.

[Keep waiting...and waiting and…]


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bush_is_wacko Donating member (696 posts) Tue Dec-28-04 09:50 PM Response to Reply #104 114. ...Those that think I'm an idiot now, will still think I'm an idiot tomorrow!

Bwahahaha!

101 posted on 12/28/2004 11:38:04 PM PST by BloodScarletMinnesota (MPLS STAR-TRIBUNE:America's Most Ridiculed Newspaper)
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To: Nascardude
All DUmmie greengifs are belong to us...


102 posted on 12/28/2004 11:41:41 PM PST by BloodScarletMinnesota (MPLS STAR-TRIBUNE:America's Most Ridiculed Newspaper)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!

NO HE'S NOT! EMMM... YES YOU ARE RIGHT HE IS! NO HE'S NOT! MAYBE HE IS! SOMEBODY HELP ME MAKE UP MY MIND! /lol

103 posted on 12/29/2004 1:25:45 AM PST by William of Orange (I'm John Kerry and I approve this message. No I don't. Yes I do. No I don't. Yes I do. Maybe, not.)
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To: carlr; PJ-Comix

...And a long, shrill ululant wail rises from the bowels of the DU


104 posted on 12/29/2004 2:20:13 AM PST by Truth Table
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To: PJ-Comix

I hate that damn spell checker! I had a long long beautiful rant posted to any lurking DUmmies and I somehow lost it trying to use the spell checker. I checked post after correcting and it disappeared. It took me 30 minutes to type it, too! Just damn!!


105 posted on 12/29/2004 3:47:52 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: gidget7

It came from DU. Thats the way they talk. It just stinks of DU.


106 posted on 12/29/2004 3:50:24 AM PST by beckysueb (God bless America and President Bush.)
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To: Darkwolf377
Understood, but your work relies so heavily on a website readers could go to themselves and just read. One advantage of finding an agent is he or she could help sharpen the book idea, make it more unique. I mean, making fun of web postings isn't going to attract an agent.

They can go there but who has the time to wade through all that junk? 90% of the threads there are not all that interesting. I find the gems and them add my commentary touch. BLOGS are the BIG thing now and yet little or nothing in print about them. BTW, when William Shirer wrote "Rise and Fall of the Third Reich" the publisher only published a few thousand copies because it was thought to have limited appeal. Just prior to publication of the book, Look magazine published a big excerpt of Shirer's book featuring the Nazi leaders on the cover of Look. When that issue of Look was published, the editors went into full panic mode because Sophia Loren was on the cover of rival Life magazine that week. The Look editors thought NO ONE would want to buy a copy of their magazine featuring the German leaders on their cover when they could get Life with Sophia Loren on the cover. Result: That issue of Look turned out to be their BEST SELLING issue ever.

So the moral of the story is that you can't always go by the past to judge how well a book does. Remember, the public at large have never read much about Blogs. In fact, a lot of folks don't even know what a Blog is. Therefore we are entering a whole new territory here.

107 posted on 12/29/2004 4:11:49 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

Just keep collecting the DUmmie Funnies, P.J., and something will come of it. Probably not the way as "planned," but more likely this "something" will be even better than the "plan."

Just keep plugging away, collecting these jewels of lunacy as you have been, and I am confident that your book will hit the shelves late summer-early autumn.....2006, just in time for the mid-term elections.

Keep doing your fine work, and let things happen.

Things always happen, more by accident than by design.

By the way, I am STILL not convinced this "William Pitt" character is not a "plant" by someone (a FReeper or some other conservative digusted with lunacy); also I am beginning to wonder if perhaps the infamous "Bev Harris" was not the creation of a creative conservative mind--which is all good, because of the DUmmies sending her loads and loads of money. That would be a roar, DUmmies sending money to support Republican candidates in the mid-term elections.


108 posted on 12/29/2004 4:58:40 AM PST by franksolich (check the facts.....please)
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To: PJ-Comix

----In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.----

----I'm angry about it! During the election when people were calling him a flip flopper I always defended him. But you know what? HE IS A DARN FLIP FLOPPER!!!----

Very good, DUmbasses. Some of us figured this out before the election, though.

----I hope someone with genuine integrity, conviction, spunk, maturity and common sense runs in 2008.----

Sorry.

----And so far no dem (Aside from Maxine Waters) is fighting for us IN A REAL AND VISIBLE WAY.----

I'll at least buy that the only congressperson to have ENDORSED the L.A. Riots is willing to take up a fight.

----I give him until Jan. 6th to show his mettle.----

I wonder if CNN will call Ohio for Bush by Jan. 6th.

----It is inconceivable to me that Bush won in any way that was on the up and up. I just don't buy it.----

I sympathize. It MUST be difficult for one to process the sudden realization that he and his side are complete losers who have been soundly rejected by a solid majority of America. Better luck next time. Schmuck.

----The past 7 weeks have been an emotional roller coaster and I've spent it waiting and watching for some good news, some great news, some fabulous news.----

The good, great, and faaaaaaaabulous!!! news is that George W. Bush will be your president until 2009. And your sorry asses will benefit hugely from that, whether you appreciate it or not. As my good buddy Rush Limbaugh would say, "Learn it, love it.... live it."

-Dan

109 posted on 12/29/2004 5:36:57 AM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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In my mind, John Kerry is the ultimate two faced schmuck.

It's a shame that the DUmmies took SOOOooooo long to finally see this. It does say something about DUmmies being awfully slow. FR knew this from the word go. Poor, poor, naive little DUmmies...

110 posted on 12/29/2004 6:24:03 AM PST by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: Petronski

The Democratic Party sure does a good job keeping these DUmmies DUm,depressed, dependant,depraved and DElusional. I can not believe these people vote.

My sick brother-in-law DUmmie had the gull to send me a Loretta Sanchez "Holiday Greeting" card with her sitting on top of fireplace mantle dressed in black leather pants and red leather jacket with Hillary frilly blouse. Looks like a ho. Don't even want to imagine M.Walters on a card... she is one ugly person. Jan't wait til January 6 and final celebration 1-20


111 posted on 12/29/2004 6:40:05 AM PST by newfrpr04
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To: NRA1995

They will follow anyone one. W.Pitt sure has them going. Here DUmmie DUmmie DUmmie.... and they follow.


112 posted on 12/29/2004 6:45:20 AM PST by newfrpr04
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To: pharmamom

I believe that it has been proved that the person who sent that is not really a freeper. BTW congrats you will soon past your third month as a member of FR.


113 posted on 12/29/2004 6:46:29 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: pharmamom

Oops,! My apologies. Let me try that again. I see that you have already been posted to the fact that the offending email is false and not from a freeper.


114 posted on 12/29/2004 6:49:18 AM PST by AxelPaulsenJr (Pray Daily For Our Troops and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
the DUFUs grew from ZERO to the BIGGEST PING List in the history of the FR.

LOL @ "biggest ping list in the history of FR."

115 posted on 12/29/2004 6:51:06 AM PST by Sir Gawain
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To: PJ-Comix
[Goodbye Democrats. Hello Socialist Workers Party.]

Aren't they one and the same?

116 posted on 12/29/2004 6:52:39 AM PST by Budge (<><)
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To: franksolich
Just keep collecting the DUmmie Funnies, P.J., and something will come of it. Probably not the way as "planned," but more likely this "something" will be even better than the "plan."

THE DUFUs are just one radio talk show host away from being published right away. If just one national radio talk show host starts plugging the book, I KNOW it would be published pronto. BTW, have I ever mentioned the GREAT sense of humor Laura Ingraham has plus her great beauty as well? Mention the DUFUs, Laura, and I will be your SLAVE for life!

117 posted on 12/29/2004 7:12:13 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: pharmamom
I honestly hope that is a DUmmie attempt to make us look bad. I like to think we have more integrity than that.
118 posted on 12/29/2004 9:30:24 AM PST by arizonarachel (Prayer works!)
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To: PJ-Comix; Welsh Rabbit
"Weren't they supposed to hold a vigil outside Kerry's Boston home? How'd that work out?"

I don't know. Anybody have info as to what happened?

This is what happened:

Here's the story from the Boston Globe, in case the picture alone doesn't provide enough laughs.

119 posted on 12/29/2004 3:55:26 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (W2: Coming January 20, 2005! Be There!)
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To: Dont Mention the War
About a half dozen supporters of John Kerry are holding vigil in front of his house, still hoping for a Kerry presidency.

How many is "about a half a dozen"? Five, four, three? From the picture, it looks likes two... Too funny, thanks for posting!
120 posted on 12/29/2004 4:16:11 PM PST by Welsh Rabbit
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