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DUmmie FUnnies 11-29-04 AM Edition ("When and how does the Revolution start?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 29, 2004 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 11/29/2004 6:30:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

In this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies the DUmmies can’t figure out why people aren’t rioting in the streets over vote fraud. Uhh….Maybe it might have to do with total lack of evidence of vote fraud. However, that minor technicality doesn’t stop the DUmmies from hoping for the coming Revolution as you can see in this THREAD titled, “When and how does the Revolution start?” As usual, the DUmmie yearnings for a Revolution are in Bolshevik Red while the comments of humble counter-revolutionary correspondent are in the [brackets]:

When and how does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a couple of hours. Please fill me in when I get back. So where do we start?

[The Revolution starts at the Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream shop right after the regularly scheduled Transcendental Meditation Workshop where we are learning to visualize our own reality of a Kerry victory.]

November 3, but we blew it. We sat down to our computers and blogged instead of marched. The Ukranians knew what to do. We just froze like deers in the headlights.

[Of course, not a chance that you might have blown it on November 2? The actual Election Day?]

What makes us more compliant than the Ukranians? And isn't it amazingly ironic how OUR government supported the claim of election fraud? Perhaps by doing that, they'd siphon off some of the anger right here. I'm wondering what our next step is though.

[Move to the Ukraine where that actually did have REAL vote fraud, not the fantasy stuff?]

Seems like all the protests and marches to date have had the response:

"Bush rules that out!"

He is in his Father's bubble and well-protected from results. You could think of him as the actual embodiment of the Radical Relgious Right's ultimate idol, the fetus -- safe and warm in an endless political womb. His umbliical is connected to the Neoconic body.

In other words, the response has been to ignore protests whether they are local or Worldwide. Only a representational government would be subject to the People's protest.

Protesting has its values like creating solidarity or trumpeting the message(s), but the media is hermitically sealed, so that only has a impact on the locale in which the protest occurs in today's America.

[It’s nice to know that the DUmmies are like a fetus – safe and warm in an endless fantasy womb.]

Don't know but whenever it starts..Media needs under Control First ! Otherwise it will never be shown ! How odd. Americans are so spoiled ...The only way revolt would take place is if they cancelled Nascar or the Apprentice or NFL ! People live in a dream world. My dreams were shattered last week and yes I blame Bush and the republicans for that too..Sunset on firearms ! People had better wake up !

[Talk about living in a dream…But maybe you can live out your dream and cancel the Rush Limbaugh, Laura Ingraham, and Sean Hannity radio shows.]

You did hear of twelve workers in OH who were arrested for picketing last night, didn't you?

[No.]

What about the mass demonstration in DC by the AFL-CIO.

[Nope.]

The rushing of the state house in Columbus?

[Like the storming of the Winter Palace? Didn’t hear of that either.]

It has started... truly, but you really have to pay very close attention... some has been reported (the workers last night, trying to portray then as thughs, and that is the other shoe droping by the way) Others have not

[Start the Revolution without me. I’m too busy channeling my energy for an upcoming Moronic Convergence in Columbus this weekend.]

Tanks in LA, I mean I am sure that was on CNN all day...

[Cossack hordes in Santa Monica!]

Shhh, pay attention, it is right under the surface... and like any other civil war or revolution it is slowly heating up.

[If a Revolution starts in the forest does it make a sound if there is no one there to hear it?]

start by recognizing that we are a corporate-controlled nation, and that even more so than the GOP, corporate power is the enemy of the people. Then boycott all non-essentials. Yes, you have to eat, but you can make socially conscious choices in where you buy your food.

[Oh, Mr. Commissar! Can I still eat at Checkers? I really love their new Pizza Burgers and for me it IS an essential.]

Do you really need to buy crap for christmas gifts? Do you really need the newest cd/dvd/game on the market? One step at a time, think about what you buy, what you support, what you can do without in helping to undercut corporate power by simply Not Buying It.

[How about that Grand Theft Auto video game? There will be a revolution by some of my relatives if I don’t but it for them.]

Had we of taken to the streets, right after the election, things would have been a lot different now. But we had to have Kerry as a leader.

We had plenty of press, foreign and domestic that would have covered it. We had plenty of foreign observers here, that would have been on our side. We would have had foreign leaders on our side.

We didn't do anything huge, because of Kerry bowing out. That and all the rumors, that something big was happening behind the scenes by the Kerry camp. That kept a lot of us quiet.

[There IS something happening behind the scenes by the Kerry camp! Haven’t you heard of the Kerry ’08 campaign? Please make your contribution to Kerry ’08 Campaign Fund. Kerry needs it because his $45 million only goes so far.]

We may need TWO revolutions. One that begins immediately in an effort to shut down the current power mongers, and one that is designed to position liberals/progressives/Democratics to fill the power vacuum that will arise should the first revolution be successful.

[And of course, you personally, Dummie demwing, will be one of the power elites that will take control of power. All that other stuff of being mere proletarian workers is just for the shmoes.]

We need two revolutions, or at least a two pronged revolution. One that attacks the powers that oppress, and one that unites the oppressed.

[Two revolutions. First the Winter Revolt followed the Bolshevik Revolution.]

Don't wait for the TV or your friends to tell you because, as suggested, the Revolution will not be Televised. Live it by doing what you can when you can. Don't buy what you don't need. Don't buy what you merely want. Send the word out to like minds. Participate where you can when you can. Some of us have to travel to the fight (I'm going to OH from NC to participate in recounts). But some people can't take 5 or 10 days off work. So put up posters, send news stories, write your representative and the local papers. And if there is a mass protests to join, join it. Take a damp bandanna (for covering your face in case of tear gas) and a disposable camera (so you won't lose your good one if the cops decide to smash it) Wear a thick jacket, thick jeans and tennis shoes. Leave your ID, your jewelry and glasses at home if you can.

[Cry ‘Havoc’ and let slip the Dogs of War; That this foul deed shall smell above the earth, With carrion men groaning for burial!]

Who is your mayor, who are your city councilmen? These are people who you can generally talk to, and make an impression on if you can articulate concerns. Even party hacks will bend if they know what the people they live among and represent expect. If your town is run by people who don't give a damn about you, find out who ran against them last time. Organize an opposition.

[“Hi Mr. Councilman! Would you be interested in helping us shut down all the city services to oder to bring about the Revolution?”]


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To: PJ-Comix
Wow. Who knew that these lefties want the second coming of the Soviet Union right here in America? Please tell me that thoughts like those above are merely the rantings of fringe loonies. Please?
41 posted on 11/29/2004 8:45:56 AM PST by SaveTheChief ("It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech." - Senator Zell Miller)
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To: PJ-Comix

Do you really need to buy crap for christmas gifts? Do you really need the newest cd/dvd/game on the market? One step at a time, think about what you buy, what you support, what you can do without in helping to undercut corporate power by simply Not Buying It.
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Interesting advice? It thought the DUmmies claimed the corporation had all the power and there is nothing the people can do? If the people can change corporate behavior by not buying, what's the big deal about corporations, they are just subservient to customers?


42 posted on 11/29/2004 8:46:40 AM PST by JLS
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To: PJ-Comix
Three words from me to the DUmmies:

BRING IT ON!!

43 posted on 11/29/2004 9:00:47 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Don't want to post it in the open so as to give them a heads up.

Oh, da**, you just blew it!!!

44 posted on 11/29/2004 9:04:32 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: SaveTheChief
Who knew that these lefties want the second coming of the Soviet Union right here in America?

Where ya been--they've been salavating over that notion since the l930's, and they have been a failure at it ever since. Americans, except for DUmmies, are too independent-minded to be taken in by the notion of a proletariat.

45 posted on 11/29/2004 9:09:31 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Shhh, pay attention, it is right under the surface...

Yes, I think I hear it--of course!!! It's the sound of conservatives winning big and celebrating the re-election of a real man! Oh, and I,yes!, I think I hear the tiny whining voice of DUmmie losers!

46 posted on 11/29/2004 9:16:01 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

It is also great tagline material (needed some editing to fit)


47 posted on 11/29/2004 9:22:48 AM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: LUV W; PJ-Comix
Shhh, pay attention, it is right under the surface...

Wild DU in natural setting, listening for sound of Revolution
Source: Natural Geopolitical

48 posted on 11/29/2004 9:28:20 AM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL!!!!! Another coke-spewing moment!


49 posted on 11/29/2004 9:29:25 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Shhh, pay attention, it is right under the surface... and like any other civil war or revolution it is slowly heating up."

These radicals have got to be put down by the government. Lock them up before they try to wage violent sedition against the government. They already have engaged in violent behavior designed to intimidate Republicans. Just click on the keyword "electionviolence" or "brownshirtsforkerry".

The Civil War 2 IS here, the left has fired the first shots, they just haven't drawn much blood. Their goal is not to seat a Democrat in the White House but rather to overthrow our constitutional form of government. Ted Rall is an anarchist-socialist and has admitted this goal. Hang CEOs from streetlamps and make "whitey" pay.

www.akpress.org gives plenty of evidence where the Left really resides politically.

50 posted on 11/29/2004 9:34:06 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Have you been following the whole Madsen story/saga? 90% buy the story hook,line and sinker. 5% think it's a rove disinformation story, and 5% think it's Freepers. It's enough for a soap opera


51 posted on 11/29/2004 9:38:22 AM PST by Dstorm
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To: PJ-Comix

i had to go read the thread at DU.. and here are a couple more gooduns:
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mitchum  (1000+ posts) Sun Nov-28-04 07:08 PM
Response to Original message
15. A GOOD TIME FOR A REVOLUTION IS WHEN THE ARMY IS...
SOMEWHERE ELSE


Scrooge (50 posts) Sun Nov-28-04 09:57 PM
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17. it starts slowly
Put an anti Bush flag on your bike. It starts one person at a time. gradually others might catch on.
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needless to say i'm afeared. our warriors are gone waging a war for Bushoil and the dems are planning a mass peddle-bike flag revolt! whatever will we do??


52 posted on 11/29/2004 9:43:18 AM PST by sdpatriot
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To: PJ-Comix
Looking to revive this thread?

Ping List Envy---How big is your Ping List?

53 posted on 11/29/2004 9:46:44 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

PJ,

Please put my order in for a signed first edition book. This is the best source for fiction I have ever seen. A theory is explored in every infinite aspect. It is like having a million bots spewing random words into so many webs, each one unique.


54 posted on 11/29/2004 9:58:48 AM PST by granite (THIS IS NOT A DRILL. THE NEXT FOUR YEARS START TODAY.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Well, shoot--now that everyone is keeping count, I just gotta know what pingee # I am! Oh, I HOPE it is a significant number like 50 or 100. I yearn to be relevant!


55 posted on 11/29/2004 10:17:59 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: granite
Please put my order in for a signed first edition book

Me, too! I think this might be a historical moment or something! We are on the verge of something BIG!*semi-sarcasm*

56 posted on 11/29/2004 10:20:36 AM PST by luvie (WE DID NOT WAVER; WE DID NOT TIRE; WE DID NOT FALTER; AND WE DID NOT FAIL!! GWB ROCKS!!!!!!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So are you saying the DUmmies are revolting?

You said it. They stink on ice.

57 posted on 11/29/2004 10:23:48 AM PST by NeoCaveman (http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
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To: thoughtomator
"squat down on their couches"
The word "squat" is so...... so yesterday.
Be hip, be with it, the new term is "hunker down".
All the media uses it now.

Hunker down DUmmies and watch your party slide into oblivion.
58 posted on 11/29/2004 10:29:59 AM PST by Ditter
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To: tjwmason

I saw the thread you are talking about (escaping the coming draft). It made me so mad!


59 posted on 11/29/2004 10:36:00 AM PST by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix

Your ping list is truly swollen. ;9}


60 posted on 11/29/2004 10:38:25 AM PST by Ditter
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